An Old, Dirty Shame
Sam Griffin couldn't believe his luck, he and his brother had heard the whispered conversations for years but had had nothing solid to go on.
At least until one fateful day when they found a residual check in the mail and had googled the company name and hit pay dirt.
After that they went through the roster of 'alumni' on the companies website until they found a picture that matched.
"And now..." Sam thought darkly, smiling wickedly as he and Chris watched their snotty sister and her friends sit down in front of the TV, "Showtime."
"Oh Sandi," Quinn said to her friend, "It was such a great idea to have a movie night."
"Yeaaahhh..." Tiffany droned.
"I know, like right?" Sandi replied, confident that her plans to keep the girls from dating that Wednesday since she didn't have a date of her own was working.
Stacy in the meanwhile was putting in the DVD that Sandi's brother Sam had suggested to her earlier, who would have thought that he was a fan of Mean Girls?
But as they hit play instead of previews and the menu, a movie started playing that wasn't Mean Girls.
It was a cheaply made hardcore porno.
"What the-?!"
"OHMYGOD!"
"Ohhhhhh"
Stacy was too busy wheezing to say anything.
Sandi turned to glare and yell at Stacy when Tiffany drawled, "Saannnddeee, isssnnn'ttt thhhaattt yooouuurrr Mooommm?"
"WHAT?!" Sandi screeched and looked at the screen again. She stared silently for a brief moment before her eyes rolled into the back of her head and passed out.
Sam and Chris nearly suffered broken ribs from restraining the laughter.
Sandi's relationship with her mother was never the same after that.