Butt Frenzy
Daria looked up from her copy of Butt Frenzy and saw what was causing all the noise. The fashion drones, Quinn and Sandi were having a no-holds bar catfight.
"Seriously?" Daria growled to herself as Sandi managed to grab Quinn's head and began smashing it into the lockers, "People are trying to enjoy high-quality smut over here!"
A sudden mule kick from Quinn caught Sandi in the stomach, causing her to lose her grip and fall to the floor coughing.
"Hey," the smooth voice of Mack chimed in as Quinn began pounding her fists into Sandi's face, "Is that the latest issue?"
"Why yes it is." Daria answered casually, showing Mack the cover, which had a very familiar woman as this month's model.
"Is that...?!" Mack breathed in awe.
Daria nodded, "Yup, and I must say that Ms. Li is doing very well for herself since she got fired."
Mack smirked as their new Principal, Mr. DeMartino and the new Coach, Coach Buzzcut arrived to breakup the fight.
"I wonder if old Ms. Barch would consider gracing the next issue..." Mack mused out loud, causing Daria to snicker.
"Well since DeMartino shitcanned her, I suppose she's got incentive." Daria answered back as Quinn and Sandi were finally pulled apart and forced to calm down.
"NOW I have a QUESTION." DeMartino growled at them, "WHY did you two BIMBOS get into this little SLAPFEST in the FIRST PLACE?!"
"Because Sandi tried to steal my copy of Butt Frenzy!" Quinn complained.
DeMartino thought about this for a long moment before punching Sandi in the face as hard as he could.
"Carry ON!" he yelled before walking away with Coach Buzzcut in tow.