Kidnapping

Eri and Kota knew that today was they would be picked up and kidnap a few people with them. Kamin came to the two, "So we are getting picked up today?"

Kota nodded, "Yeah… I'm excited to stop being a kid."

Eri giggling, "I think you're cute as a teenager."

Kota blushed a little bit as Kamin replied, "We will try our best to tire out the targets."

Kamin then ran over to help Kokoro tire out Nemu who has been seeming to tire her instead. Eri wondered, "I wonder how everyone is doing at the home."

Meanwhile at the bar (Evening)

Dabi was put in charge of putting the raid together and lead the mission of the camp attack to retrieve Eri, Kota, Aisufaia, Nemu, and some other students. The raid team consisted of the Delta Strike Squad, Iguchi, Jin, Daisuke (Mustard), and Atsuhiro. Dabi looked at the team, "Okay, so we are going to pick up our members and some students that we can recruit into the league. Any questions?"

Jin looked at a text, before rapidly paling as he begged, "I-I don't think we should." Everyone noticed that 'Twice' didn't contradict himself, making it a huge worry.

Dabi raised an eyebrow, "I would like a reason."
Aimi worried for her dad, "Are you okay, dad?"

Jin glanced at Aimi, before speaking to Dabi, "That guy... [All Friction], he said that he was BORED."

Aimi asked, "What guy, Dad?"

Izuku overheard the conversion, "I guess we will cancel this raid and do it another time. I know what he is talking about, better luck next time."

Dabi sighed, "You heard him... we are not going."

Everyone sighed and went to sit at the seats of in the shop. Izuku began to explain to Aimi, "Way back when All For One was just starting his League, he began recruiting, and came across some he wished he never met in the first place. He doesn't know who his name is, and his Quirk is nothing special... but what scared All For One, wasn't the status or Quirk of this person... it was this person's mindset."

But then Alfred got the rest of the Delta Strike Squad together in another room to say, "We should go over there just to do the mission."

Shiroiono said, "But you saw the eyes of Uncle Izuku, this guy Uncle Jin was talking about must be dangerous."

Desuparu said, "We should be fine if we make it quick."

Aimi was listening to Izuku's explanation to asked, "What does the quirk do and what is its limits?"

Izuku sighed, "I can guarantee you that you won't be able to even leave this place. See, this guy... he doesn't care about anything or anyone else. He's, for the lack of a better term, the [Ultimate Selfish King], because he only care about one thing and one thing alone: taking the quickest route through a situation."

Izuku went on, "As for this Quirk... it merely allows him to control the concept of 'Friction', or 'resistance' between two things."

Kurogiri added, "He is very powerful and destructive there are very few people who can match him and possibly beat him. But there is one person we know who can beat him."
Alfred hear the words which he came over to asked, "Who can beat him?"

Izuku sighed, admitting grimly, "The only person that can actually beat him... is himself, if he isn't bored. And since Twice confirmed that this guy is bored, well... you can now see why we're calling this attack off."

Then they heard a voice say, "Can you keep it down, I'm listening to my friend's story."

They looked over to see Nemu's dad, the dude with a skull mask, and the multi-color man in the corner a little drunk. Izuku turned to Kurogiri, "I thought we were closed for tonight and all the customers left."

Kurogiri said, "I thought they were gone... but now they are here."

Nemu's dad said, "I'm trying to hear my friend's story of the new species of alligators in Florida. Can you continue Ghosty?"

Izuku rolled his eyes, before continuing, "Even though we don't have a name, we do have a picture of him. He actually sends one every month, just to keep us updated on what he looks like."

Meanwhile, Ghosty frowned, "Apparently, these species are going back in terms of genetics. They're all now huge... and those are just the Quirkless ones."

Michael said, "Ah, that is indeed interesting find there... How about you Hard, you found anything interesting on your article on the Caribbean pirate ship that was found last week?"

Hard said, "They found a lot of Spanish and Dutch gold in the ship, it was possibly worth about a few hundred million US dollars in gold. But how about your trip to Iraq?"

Michael chuckled, "Just another militant group that became powerful because the US gave them weapons to fight another militant group. Which they are going to use them to get the American troops out of Iraq."

Alfed came over to them, "Are you three writers or something?"

Ghost admits, "Kind of. Our Quirks allow us to look up crazy yet true things that made the news but are declared 'white noise' by anyone that views it."

Michael chuckled, "We find these white noises then get easy pictures then 'ta-da' we have an article for your newspaper and magazines. Easy peez."

Aimi then asked, "Wait... did they hear the part about our previous plans?"

Hard giggled, "Yeah, but we don't care because they wouldn't have worked and the student you are planning on taking would be incredibly near impossible to capture. Since you haven't gone through with the plans then there is nothing to report about... also snitches get stitches."

Michael added, "We also like this place and we don't want to destroy it."

Ghost sipped his coffee, "Not yet at least."

Everyone in the shop was uneasy for a little bit until Sensei came in, "Hey, how is your plans for the raid?"

Izuku said, "Jin confirmed All Friction was going to be there so we are cancelling it."

Sensei then looked at the Michael, Ghosty, and Hard which he asked, "Are we were closed and everyone left?"

Izuku said, "We forgot about those three... but they are drunk from some of the alcohol and are also enjoying our coffee and baked sweets from today."

Ghost grinned lazily, "Not to mention, our Quirks set up a deadly combination. We're only here to watch the calamity and crossfire of what's about to happen."

Michael shrugged, "We are like cameramen at a sports event."

Hard said, "Oh Michael, congrats to your son on learn to rewind time."

Michael chuckled, "Yeah, he can rewind just a few seconds for now but he will learn to control and the quirk will evolve like mine did."

Izuku was interested, "What do mean evolve?"

Michael chuckled, "Think about our quirks like Pokemon... now we start off with a simple weak quirk which you make it stronger which it evolves into something stronger... then you get the evolved quirk stronger until it evolves again and you keep repeating that process until you get it to its final form and maxed out."

Ghost sipped his beverage, "Think exercise with a chance of mutation."

Sensei said, "Interesting."

Michael chuckled, "Have the dude who destroys anything with all five fingers grab his cup with all five fingers."

They looked at him confused which Tomura gaved his glass drink with all five fingers which the cup didn't get destroyed. Everyone were freaked out by this which Hard said, "I love the reactions everytime."

Tomura asked, "What did you do?"

Michael smiled, "My strongest move with my quirk, to make quirks no longer exist."

Everyone was in shock by the power which Michael said, "I'll give it back."

Then just like that Tomura's drink was destroyed by his quirk. Ghost stretched, before getting up, "Thanks for the drinks and meal. However... [All Friction] is most likely going to kill some, if not, most of the heroes at camp."

Izuku's eyebrow twitched but then Michael chuckled, "Not if Rewind girl's quirk evolves... because of the amount of times she uses it."

Ghost deadpans, "When using a Quirk, or at least controlling one, the 'resistance' is used to adjust the output. [All Friction] can pretty much make anyone fight Quirkless."

The three exited the bar which Michael said, "I may be a little drunk, but I'm going to watch to make sure he doesn't actually kill the kids."

Hard asked, "What about the heroes?"

Michael said, "They knew what they signed up for."

The three walked into the portal to find themselves in a forest looking at camp. Ghost grinned, "And here, we, go."

Kurin walked up to the group, now wearing a shirt with crude images: a rocket labeled "My Foot" on a course to Uranus. Michael chuckled, "What a shirt..."

The heroes assigned to the camp appeared to ask why Kurin was at the camp. Kurin, ignoring them, took out a compass and turned, before moving around. Nodding to himself, the heroes suddenly and abruptly slid, slamming into trees, rocks, and each other as Kurin continued on his way to the students. Kota saw Kurin and the heroes getting their asses handed, "Kurin... can I ask why you are here?"

Kurin whipped out a knife, advancing towards Kota, "I got bored."

Eri asked, "You came here to what it looks like you are trying to kill one or all of us... just for entertainment?"

Kurin grinned and nodded, "Pretty much."

Sen'no said, "That's kind of fucked up."

Nemu said, "You couldn't go to a back alley in Hosu to kill some thugs, I mean killing kids is kind of low."

Teza said, "Don't piss off the man who is going to kill us."

Kota said, "We are not piss him off, we just puzzled on why he would kill some kids instead of full-grown adults."

Kurin blinked, before shrugging, "I did that five decades ago, in an all out fight against All For One."

Eri said, "I don't know... I mean you couldn't just go travel the world to kill more powerful adult heroes and villains that can end the world with their quirks."

Kota said, "Now if I was you, Kurin, then I would do that... also that shirt is awesome. Where did you get it at?"

Kurin admits, "It's from this store in the mall. Its name is 'Crude, Rude, and Sexy'. As for why I'm not doing what Eri offered... I did that last century."

Kota wrote down the shop name then asked, "How much did the shirt cost?"

Nemu getting curious, "Yeah, also what is the shirt made of?"

The other classmates besides Sen'no, Eri, Kota, Nemu were confused as hell of why they were talking about shirts while they were about to be murdered.

Kurin sighed, "Well, the shirt is actually cheap, due to how many people actually visit the shop. As for material-"

The ground suddenly exploded as hot lava erupted from it. Aisufaia used her ice to cool the lava before it actually hurt anyone which Nemu said, "Seriously I wanted to know what the material is, I can't wear certain fabrics."

Kota looked at him, "Really? What can't you wear?"

Nemu said, "Wool makes me inch like hell, so does flannel for some reason. Also, Poplin."

Sen'no said, "Interesting... that's good to know."

Kurin yelled, "It's cotton!"

He quickly shot multiple marbles, each one going through trees. Somehow the students managed to dodge them which Nemu said, "That's go to know."

Eri asked, "Southern US cotton, Egyptian, Chinese, Indian, or Pakistan?"

Kota said, "Good question."

Everyone facepalm then Aisufaia asked, "Are you guys really doing this?"

Sen'no said, "What? It's a valid question."

Suddenly, trees were flung at the students. Aisufaia turned the trees into ashes which Kota put out the fire nearby to prevent a forest fire. Eri said, "I guess Mr. ILikeToKillKids isn't going to tell us."

Uku said, "You four need to stop taunting him."

Sen'no asked, "Hey Kurin, what is the best sex position to you?"

Kurin yelled casually, "Missionary!"

The students suddenly all slid in the same direction as the trees and adults from earlier. Kurin was now affected by her quirk, Sen'no smirked, "Surrender yourself and get on your knees."

Kurin slowly got on his knees, "I surrender... my control!"

And just like that, everything became chaotic: Quirks were forcibly activated and turned off, hail, rain, and storms were occurring suddenly and vanishing quickly. Even light was either black or a still image. Sen'no said, "Okay, don't surrender your control just keep things normal."

Nemu laughed, "I can't believe you took control of him by asking him what the best sex position is..."

Sen'no smirked, "That's why you love me... now tell me what the best sex position is."

Everyone else was in shock except the teachers and heroes who were knocked out, Nemu said, "The Butterfly."

Michael with the guys in the forest watching choked on his drink he brought, "What the hell?!"

Hard said, "Don't die on us."

Michael calmed down, "Everyone knows doggy is the best."

Kurin grinned insanely, "The word 'normal' is relative!"

The effects of his Quirk got worst: time seemingly skipped forwards, the stars and moon began to orbit even more rapidly, even the ground became liquid as trees grew out of control as if they were from a time-lapse video. Eri grabbed Kurin's arm, "Okay, listen here, you don't return everything the way it was, I will make this look like a late term abortion."

Kota chuckled scared, "She doesn't mean that... I hope."

Kurin merely looked at her... before chopping his own arm off. Everyone is shock which Eri grabbed his leg to rewind his arm back to say, "Okay, I did not expect that."

Nemu grabbed his left arm while Kota got his right arm. Kota said, "Okay, we should stop fucking around."

Uku said, "Now you are going to stop, I mean now."

Nemu said, "Well... yeah, the dude just cut his own arm off."

Kurin merely grinned... and had both of his arms chopped off. Eri still has his leg to rewind his arms which Kota said, "Go come guys grab him so he can stop chopping himself into pieces."

The guys grabbed his legs, arms, and head which Eri smirked, "I would like to see try to escape this."

Sen'no sighed, "Please don't say he is going to be alive and moving around with nothing but his head like a reference to something."

Kurin tilted his head... before all the students slipped off him, as if they were coated in a nonvisible super lubricant. Eri said, "I forgot about that control of friction... well we need to get him to at least go do something else."

Kota asked, "Kurin... are you sure you just like some shopping buddies or maybe a girlfriend?"

Sanmi asked, "What if he is gay or bi?"

Nemu said, "Boyfriend, girlfriend, or hell both... why not you know with your quirk surf the land and maybe spend your life with someone who isn't boring... unless you think we are not boring and secretly love us."

Sen'no said, "Okay, I think you are really pushing our luck a little too far."

Kurin merely stared blankly at the students, before looking around, "Might as well kill Le Million, at this rate."

Lemillion came out of the round and punched Kurin in the face as hard as he can, "POWER!"

Lemillion merely began to phase into the ground instantly... and didn't stop as Kurin grinned, "Time to see how long he can hold his breath..."

Suddenly Hitoshi came behind to use OFA 80% punch to the back of his head to knock him out. Which Lemillion said, "Shinso, are you alright?"

Hitoshi said, "I've been better, but I'm going to need some rest after this."

Kurin shot back up again, before growling and quickly making Hitoshi and Lemillion slip and fall, running in the direction of Eri and Kota. Kota said, "Here we go again."

Nemu slowed down time to walk up to Kurin to kick him in the dick five times then walking back to his original spot. Kurin kept on running, as if nothing happened, while taking out a chain with multiple Quirk canceling tech on them. Eri in a defensive position, "Which quirkless fighting combo should we try?"

Kota said, "It's up to you."

Eri said, "Okay you go charge at him."

Nemu shouted, "I kicked his dick five times, and he is still moving! He must either have none or it's pretty small."

Kota chuckled, "Thanks Nemu for the info."

Kurin suddenly appeared next to Eri and whispered into her ear, with no one else hearing him, "I'm here to pick you up for your Dad."

Eri understood him which Kurin knocked her out which Kota came to attack Kurin. Kurin smoothly grabbed him and muttered, "Time to recruit for the League..."

Kota nodded to which he let Kurin knock him out to make it look real. Kurin proceeded to rinse and repeat with the other villain kids, and knocked out the others, before cuffing all of them up and announcing, still seemingly bored, "Thank you for the hostages. I'll accept your bribes never."

A portal opened up underneath him and the captured students before they all fell through. Izuku when Kurin landed on the other side of the portal said, "It's nice to see that you have arrived with the targets... I see you caught some of the 1A and 1B students."

Kurin shrugged, "I would've captured more of them... but this will keep things interesting. I'm off to fall off the grid. I'll send you my new appearance in the mail. Later."

Izuku smiled, "Do you want any alcohol or pastries before you head out?"

Izuku gestured the freshly made pastries that Toga just made for the morning coming soon. Kurin shook his head, "No thanks. I'm planning on heading to New York City, so I want to properly adjust to the jetlag and time zone differences."

Izuku shrugged, "Okay... have fun."

Kurin nodded, and was about to leave, before deciding to quip to the students that he captured as he left, "Kids are supposed to be more imaginative... looks like creativity is dying by the generation."

Eri woke and giggle, "Sorry to disappoint."

Kurin laughed and shouted as he left, "Later, brats!"

They waved him good-bye as he left.