Creative Writing

'Deria suxs'

'She absolutely soxs'

'She suxs so much that it suoooxs!'

'Daerisa suxse so muuub that itz a baed sux, wh teef n nnu tongue'

Mr O'Neill read this and the rest of Kevin's attempts at quote-unquote creative writing during his FIFTH retake of his senior year and gave into the despair and found just enough of a spine to jump out of a window.

However he lost that spine once he shoved his arms through the glass and withdrew them, crying in pain at all the glass now in his arms and smashed around his shoes in his classroom at Lawndale High.

This unwittingly set off Ms. Li's security grid, unleashing a wave of panic (on Ms. Li's part) and inconvenience (for everyone else), and cut O'Neill off from vital medical assistance.

He bled to death slowly and was DOA by the time everything was sorted out.

And the world became ever so slightly better.