Discoherent Thoughts that involve Daria and a bottle and a half of French Lick Wine
There were screams and screams and screams as the monsters emerged from the eggs and grew legs and unleashed the per-meg-alien-technology that wasn't totally ripped off of stargate and use dto defeat the alien meance and mockery to the glorious God-Emperor of Mankind who reigns over all of us from his throne which is probably made of Gold but would have been more awesome if it had been made of swords and iron but it isn't so we're stuck with a lame ass Golden Throne and not an Ironen Throne from which the fish-Jesus that fighes the war on the war on drugs in that movie, not smokie and the god-damn bandit with Burt Reynolds, but that other one, the one with the drugs...
What the duck does this have to do with cynical and bitter Daria you might ask?
Not a motherfucking thing!
Cus Daria is less about the drunken typing's of a drunk and more about coherent, sober thought.
How lame is that?!
Exactly.
It's super lame.
And Daria as a person would be a horrible person to deal with.
No wonder everyone seemed like non-talking backgrounders to her.
While they were doing cool-ass shit, she was just watching TV, dragging Jane down with her into lame ass loser town where no one did anything other than worship at the TV screen, wondering if it would start talking to them like it did in that book by the dude that made the Sandman comics, the cool ones with Dream and that hot ass Death and yes even though I'm gay I think that Death is hot as hell in that comic.
So about Daria?
Yeah, she would kind of suck in RL, but a lot of the other characters would be cool. But I should be watching Archer right now, I wonder if Daria would be ok in that verse, or if she'd wind up be all Daria there or whatever.
Ug... For some reason my iPod is on, and yes I use one of those rather than anything else since I'm slow to change. But I'm getting a new phone so maybe I'll use Pandora on it.
But can we end this before we beat it to death like a mule at the Grand Canyon, which deserves more mentions in Daria-fics by the way.
So... FIN BITCHESSS!