The Third Morgendorffer Sister Named Helen (Crackfic)
"Helen!" yelled her mother, Helen Senior, "Stop smoking weed in this house NOW."
Helen Senior glared at her most wayward daughter who was seated at the breakfast nook, she saw herself in miniature, except this miniself was wearing the latest in 'teen stoner' and smoking a fat blunt.
Helen Junior hazily glared at her before blowing a smoke ring at her and retorted, "Make me you evil, soulless harpy!"
"How DARE YOU!" Helen Senior yelled, unaware that she was beginning to turn red and wheeze.
"I dare whatever I want..." Helen Junior drawled before taking a big drag of her blunt and blew it in Quinn's face, making her 'middle sibling' whine and complain about now reeking of 'looser weed'.
Daria she ignored, she was depressing just by being in a room, let alone dealing with her ass.
Jake was off in his own little world, it was his way of dealing with reality.
"AND WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?!" Helen Senior yelled, clearly about to have a heart attack.
"Live a less stressful one than yours." Helen Junior replied, looking at her clearly dying mother through hazy eyes.
Helen Senior then wheezed her last and fell on the ground, Helen Junior just stared as depressing old Daria and (blech!) Quinn rushed forward in a panic, Jake was still unaware of anything.
"Also I plan to live to at least 50," Helen the now singular added to the corpse on the ground, "Unlike you."