Jodie's Interview
"You know I didn't really mind that Senator DeWitt-Clinton liked my porno." Jodie explained to the reporter, "But what pisses me off is that he didn't pay for it. He just watched it on a free site. It takes a lot of hard work to make quality content for sale, and it really eats into my paycheck to have it stolen by online pirates. I've got bills too you know?"
"Are you aware that the Senator has a long history of voting against sexual rights, such as his recent work to try and ban the sale of sex toys in his home state?" Inside Edition reporter Ken Edwards asked.
Jodie shook her head, "I've haven't been paying attention to the news recently, but it doesn't surprise me. Conservative politicians are ALWAYS the biggest hypocrites you will ever meet. I know this because I've danced for them during my tours."
"Care to name names?"
Jodie chuckled, "Oh no, I can't ruin the reputations of my biggest customers. Imagine how their voters would feel. Not to mention their wives!"
"But how have things gone for you since the clip from the porno in question have gone viral?"
"Oh I've gotten a LOT of offers, studios want me to become a 'contract girl', others want me to do more films, I've been doing media appearances like this one, oh and a few mainstream producers and directors have been calling, I might become the next Jenna Jameson."
"Was Harvey Weinstein one of those callers?"
Jodie laughed, "Oh he tried that act on me a year ago at an industry party. I kicked him in the balls. You know he said I'd never make it Hollywood because of that... Yeah, I think I'm going to do alright now."
[End of Interview]
[Cut to the studio where Deborah Norville is standing]
"Looks like revenge really is a dish best served cold." Deborah commented with a smile, "Coming up, we'll be taking a look at this year's fall fashions, and why so many teens are going for the 'fake nose hair' trend. Right after this."
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