Daria and Jane Do America (Bus Scene)
"Jane."
"Yeah Daria?"
"How the hell did we get stuck with a killer virus that can wipe out entire nations in a matter of days in a microchip holder that is clearly made out of cheap plastic?"
"It was either us or those two idiots from Highland you used to hang out with out of sheer boredom."
"...Good point."
"Hey girls," the old woman sitting next to them said, "Do you want to see pictures of my grandchildren?"
"Sure."
"Jane..."
"It's either this or talk to the scenery flying by on the bus tour."
Daria nodded, wondering how her summer trip to Las Vegas to avoid Mom dumping some awful summer job on her before college had turned into a federal crime and time spent with the elderly on a bus.
She just prayed that the stop at the Hoover Dam would go by without incident. (it wouldn't)