The normally fiery inferno that was Hell wasn't so fiery, or hellish.
The stalactite's were icicles, there was snow falling from the ceiling (somehow), there was a frost in the air instead of smog, and the now iced over lava pits had the demons playing ice hockey on them.
Satan bellowed, "What the hell happened?!"
Above Ground...
Upchuck was dancing around his bedroom in nothing but a pair of Ratboy boxers singing, "I got laid! I got laid, L-A-Y-A-D! Laid! Laid! Laid!"
In his bed a goth girl named Andrea was naked underneath the sheets and said, "Gingers are hot..."
