"...And so on Halloween the Great Pumpkin arrives in the pumpkin patch to give presents to all the good girls and boys." Kevin finished explaining into his handheld camera while setting it on a tripod.
The film revealed that it was late at night on Halloween night in the middle of a pumpkin patch, and Kevin Thompson was there, goofy grin and all.
"Now the Great Pumpkin has never appeared to me personally..." the goofy grin was suddenly replaced with a dark smile, "But this year is going to be different!"
He stepped to the side to reveal a chalk pentagram on the ground with a live chicken stuck to the ground with skewers through it's feet.
Kevin then grabbed a small gas can off the ground nearby and doused the chicken in it before revealing a lighter, flicking it on, and then tossing it onto the chicken.
"Arise! Arise oh Great Pumpkin!"
"Arise! Arise oh Great Pumpkin!"
"Arise on this o Hallowed Night!"
"Arise! Arise! Arise!"
As he repeated this chant over and over, eldritch lights began to swirl about the pentagram before a breach in the walls of reality was formed, sucking in the chicken and allowing ittttttt to emerge.
"Oh boy!" Kevin cheered, "Now you can bring me presents!"
What emerged was a gigantic orange being, it's main body vaguely resembled a Halloween pumpkin, it moved about on a twisted mass of vines and leaves underneath itself, moving and dancing about in impossible obtuse angles that was causing Kevin's eyes to bleed just to look at.
Kevin had just enough time to scream in terror before the Great Pumpkin ate him alive in one, big, bite.