A Not So Merry Beginning to the Christmas Season in Lawndale High...
"I feel like Barbie took a sparkly shit on a rainbow that died three days ago."
"No Daria, that is what you look like in that outfit."
The infamous snarky duo of LawnHELL High were standing outside of said eldritch location in the multiverse with a bucket of unicorn vomit, a box set of Hallmark Christmas Movies (the 2014 collection!), and a perfume bottle filled with ether.
Quinn was smirking evilly nearby, with one leg propped up on a barrel full of rum, her fiendish plot was working, WORKING I SAYS!
Daria adjusted the voluminous skirts of the pink and white taffeta confection she had been stuffed into, and the less said about the train and the Swarovski crystal tiara the better in her opinion.
Jane threw a tomato at the arriving Fashion Club and seemed amused as said tomato revealed a face and a mouth full of razor sharp teeth and began attacking Sandi's face once it made contact.
Ignoring Stacy's screams, the duo walked passed, even while Tiffany joined them while lighting up a joint.
"Whyyyy isss Quinnn'sss cousiiinnn wearrrinnnggg thhhaaattt dreeesss?"
Jane assumed the question was for her and responded with, "Daria lost a bet and now she has to-Gleep!"
The Gleep came from Daria smacking Jane's shoulder to shut her up.
"You'll see in a few minutes." Daria answered as the new trio entered the building's entrance but stopped.
It took but a minute for Fuhrer Li to notice them, and then to begin approaching while screaming about 'the disgrace to Lawwwnnnddaaallleee hiiiiggghhhh' or something like that.
It didn't matter.
Daria gave a full blown smile that caused every single locker to explode outward while Jane threw the bucket of vomit and the DVD set at Li.
Daria lifted up the front of her dress to reveal that her mid-section had been replaced by a maw filled with endless lamprey-like teeth and a single glowing star-like orb. The orb flew out and shined it's purple/black light on the mess on Li, the swirling mass of energy from the orb expanded and grew, causing the goop on Li to consume her body, her screams of agony drew in more terrified witnesses.
Tiffany however was high as a kite and threw her joint at the mass consuming Li, creating the beginnings of an explosion that suddenly turned inward, creating an implosion that stabilized before becoming a miniature blackhole.
"The portal is open!" Jane screamed in ecstasy, even while the thing that Quinn had wanted to see summoned into the world began to emerge from the horrid void/place/prison/containment unit it called home.
It was a serpent with a pattern of white and red feathers emerging from it's scales, and wore a red hat with white fur trim.
"Santa Clauzalcoatl…" Quinn hissed in pleasure from the background, even while Sandi continued to wrestle for dear life against the tomato.
The creature turned it's attention towards the group of girls in the entrance way, this caused the terrified to silence crowd to lose their shit and begin to scream and spew crap from their bowels in terror, unwittingly offering praise and worship unto Him, their new Lord and Savior.
"Now you can bring me..." Quinn began to speak, but was silenced by Tiffany casually stabbing her in the throat with a nail file.
Tiffany then turned to the God(likebeing) and said the first thing that came to mind.
"Doessss thiisss dresss makeee meee loookkkk faaattt?"
FIN