Truth or Dare: Pt 1 (maybe, it depends on my motivation honestly)
Inexplicably Daria and Jane found themselves playing Truth or Dare during a sleepover at Jane's place.
The reasons for all of this are inexplicable and have no baring on canon beyond what you are willing to believe.
Anyway.
"So Daria, Truth or Dare."
"Truth."
"Have you ever tried to kill yourself?"
"Once."
"Really?!"
"Yes. I had writer's block when I was fourteen and decided I wanted to end it all, so like Sylvia Plath I turned on an oven and stuck my head in it."
"How did you survive?"
"I forgot that the oven was electric and not gas so all I did was burn my scalp, felt lots of pain, and decided it was easier to work through the writer's block rather than self-terminate."
"Oh..."
"So Jane, Truth or Dare."
"Uh... Dare."
"Ok Jane..." Daria ruffles through her night bag and reveals a metal case, opening it reveals six vials filled with blood. "Drink one of these vials of blood, one has HIV, one has Spanish Flu, one is actually colored syrup, one will turn your feet into tentacles, one will let you shoot mini-hamburgers out of your nose instead of snot, and one will turn you into a vampire... A Twilight vampire."
"Ok." Jane moves over the vials until she picks #4, she drinks it and the pair wait a moment before realizing nothing has seemingly happened.
Daria then shines a light on Jane to reveal that she now sparkles.
"Goddammit! I'd rather have HIV."
FIN