Scenes No Daria Fanfic Should Have (and yet exists)

"You know what scenes that no Daria fanfic should have, Jane?"

"I don't know Daria, what?"

"This!" Daria replied before shooting Jane in the chest.

"Now let's all drink Jane's blood, drink her blood!" Daria mono-yelled.

Kevin then started chewing through an electric cord like a rat, but unlike Ratboy he was electrocuted due to not being a superhero.

Jodie meanwhile was with Mack and Daria, drinking from the bloodfountain erupting from Jane's chest.

"DRINK MY BLOOD, DRINK MY BLOOD!" Jane cried, somehow still alive.

Mr. DeMartino and His Royal Highness, Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh meanwhile were getting drunk together at a bar, but it bears no bearing on this scene so let's move on.

Tommy Sherman shambled on in, a zombie of himself, but before he could speak, Brittany the Slayer chopped his head off.

Then everything exploded.

FIN