Anyway that was all a week ago and that was not too exciting, but here is the real elevation in the situation.
So, I had been there a couple days and was really kinda trying to hide in the shadows. We were having a campfire, and I was sitting with Annabeth and Percy who knew the song of Oh Kronos!
It went like:
To the tune of Little Bumblebee
I'm eating up my little baby. Won't mother Gaea be so proud of me I'm eating one of my babies. OH NO it burned me!
I'm eating up another baby won't mother Gaea be so proud of me. I'm eating up my little baby. OH NO it blasted me with Salt water.
I'm eating up a tiny baby. Won't mother Gaea be so proud of me I'm eating up a baaaby. Oh no it attacked me!!
I'm eating a little baby. Won't mother Gaea be so proud of me I'm eating up a tiny baby. Oh no it punched me!!!
I'm eating another baby. Won't mother Gaea be so proud of me. I'm eating up another baby! OH NO IT KICKED ME.
I'm eating up my final baby. My wife Rhea just handed it to me. I'm eating my last baaaaaaby!
OH NO this one is heavy!!!
I am all done eating babies. My kid won't inherit the Earth from me, I will reign suuuuupreme!
Unsung A few years later
OH!! What is this! A rock! I'm very full but I am going to eat it.
Sung
I am eating a rock! I don't know why but why not. I am eating aaaa rock!
Unsung
UH OH I don't feel well! BLEEH.
OH No I just vomited my kids up!!
Sung
Annd they look very mad at me.
Zeus is over there with my Scyiyithe.
Unsung
Wait how is he all the way over there?
OH NO I did not eat him!
Sung
My children are rebelling against me! Mother Gaea won't be proud of me. My kids are rebelling agaiiiiiiinst me.
Now I'm simplyyy dust in Tartarus. Because my children just used my Scythe to cut me. So now I'm iiinn the eternal Abyss, and he is actually my father. Who I destroyed long ago. I'm in the eternal Abyss alonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne!
OH NO!!!
After that remarkable song was done they all broke out in laughter, and so did I. That song was hilarious!
Just then a red flare appeared. People started staring at me like I was crazy! It looked like the light was coming from above me. So I looked up and sure enough there was a red owl flying above me. The owl flew away and everyone went silent. They all just stared at me until Annabeth started clapping. The rest of camp followed. Annabeth smiled at me and Chiron turned to her and said "Move her to Athena's cabin and explain what happened." Chiron then turned to me and grinned "Welcome to camp."