After cleaning the pool of the Cerulean City Gym, Misty ran to the front door, while holding her Corsola in her hands.

'La,' the Pokemon squealed. She was about to cuddle with her Trainer. However, the doorbell just rang, so Misty had to welcome a guest. A new challenger?

'Hey, Misty! It's me, Serena!' a blonde-haired girl said, while looking at the swimming pool annex battlefield in the distance.

Serena? Wasn't that the little bitch who kept hitting on Ash? Back when she met up with the boy from Pallet Town, he told her about his former traveling companion.

'What do you want?' Misty snapped. 'Why are you here?'

'Misty, I won't beat around the bush... I want to host a tournament in your Gym, if you're okay with that,' Serena announced.

'What kind of tournament?' Misty asked, while walking to the battlefield.

'A tournament to decide once and for all who gets to be with Ash!' Serena answered. 'We'll battle each other, and the winner gets to hit on Ash while the other girls will back off.'

'What other girls?' Misty asked. 'I thought it was just you and me who want to date him...'

'Well, besides you and me, he travelled with May, Dawn, Iris, Lillie, Lana and Mallow. So let's invite all of them to the Cerulean Gym for a tournament!' Serena suggested.

'Serena, has it ever occurred to you that not every girl is into Ash?' Misty asked.

'Huh? I thought all of them are into him...'

'No, they're not. For example, May is together with Drew, a Pokemon Coordinator from Hoenn. Iris hooked up with Cilan, who also travelled with Ash in Unova.'

'And what about Lana, Lillie and Mallow?' Serena asked.

'I've met Lana, and she seems too childish to be interested in anybody. And Lillie and Mallow? I have no idea, but they didn't seem interested in Ash when I met them in Alola.'

'And Dawn? I've always heard that she and Ash were very close... What if she tries to steal Ash away from me?'

'Serena, I don't think Dawn is interested in Ash.'

'Why not?'

'Because Dawn doesn't like men.'

'Why not?' a confused Serena asked.

'I've heard that Dawn swings for the same team,' Misty explained.

Serena kept giving Misty a confused look. What did that mean?

'Don't you get it? She's a lesbian! She came out to Brock last month. She has a major crush on some Pokemon Coordinator named Zoey, I've heard. So yeah, we don't need to worry about Dawn hitting on Ash.'

'So that means it's just you and me?' Serena asked.

'No, just me,' Misty protested. 'Ash is mine!'

When Misty said that, the blonde-haired girl from Kalos gave her a smug look. 'You know, I actually kissed him when he left Kalos.'

Serena did WHAT? How could Serena do that? Misty was unable to control her anger and smashed Serena's face with her right fist.

'Hey, why did you do that?' Serena snapped.

'Ash is MINE! He's off-limits! If you ever lay a hand on him again, I'll fucking KILL YOU!'

'Well, clearly, he's not!' Serena bragged.

Was it all over for her? Misty never thought Ash would kiss anybody until he got older. Melody, Bayleef and Latias kissed him on the cheek, but Ash actively kissing someone? She always thought Ash was too dense to even think about that. How could that dense kid from Pallet Town fall for another girl? Were he and Serena together now?

'Are you and Ash... You know, a couple now?' Misty asked.

'We're gonna get married!' Serena bragged.

'I don't see a ring,' Misty teased, causing Serena's face to get even more red than the top half of a Poke Ball.

'YOU LITTLE BITCH! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!' Misty snapped. 'Corsola, use your Spike Cannon on Serena!'

'Corsola!' the Pokemon in Misty's arms squealed, refusing to attack Serena.

'Corsola Corsola! she said, explaining that she hates Serena as well. However, the Pokemon thought it would not be ethical to attack other people. Aside from Jessie and James, of course.

'Okay then, if Corsola won't attack you, she'll attack your Pokemon!'

'What do you mean?'

'Let's have that battle right here, right now!' Misty snapped. 'We'll both use one Pokemon.'

'What are the stakes?' Serena asked.

'You were the one who wanted to challenge me, so what do you suggest?'

'The loser will never hit on Ash again. He's free to take for the winner.'

'Fine!' Misty said. 'That means you will finally back off!'

The two girls walked to the battlefield. When Misty told Corsola to get ready to battle, the two saw Tracey entering the room. 'Hi Misty,' Professor Oak's assistant said. After that, he quickly left the battle room and seemed to be in a rush.

'Why don't you get with that guy, Misty?' Serena asked. 'If Ash is mine, that twerp can be your consolation prize!'

'Serena, Tracey is here to fuck my sister!' Misty explained. 'He and Daisy have been going out for a few months now! And besides, he's not my type!'

'That's just because you're too ugly! Too ugly for Ash and too ugly for Tracey!' Serena sneered.

Misty grabbed her backpack and looked for her mallet, which she wanted to murder Serena with. However, before she found it, her opponent distracted her. 'You'll die as a virgin!'

'Did you know that Ash kept gushing over me when I wore a bikini? And that he got fucking jealous when two older men on the Orange Islands kept hitting on me?'

'Oh, that was ages ago. Maybe he used to like you in the past, but it's 2020. Those days are over. PokeShipping is dead. AmourShipping is canon. Ash is mine now!' Serena said.

Misty knew Serena was right. It was over. Serena kissed Ash. She was too late. Why didn't she confess her feelings on the Orange Islands or in Johto, when she still travelled with Ash? Why didn't she do what Serena did? She wanted to, but was too afraid of rejection. And now Serena made her move...

However, Serena would NOT get away with the horrible things she just said. The least Misty could do was beat the crap out of Serena in battle. She'd much rather beat the crap out of Serena with her fists or mallet. She wanted to murder Serena and bury her body somewhere in Viridian Forest, where the Caterpie and Weedle would feed themselves with the bitch's dead body, but knew she would go to jail forever if she acted on her violent fantasies. And so, she decided that humilliating Serena in a Pokemon battle was the next best thing.

'Sylveon, let's beat the crap out of that weird piece of chewing gum!' Serena said, while hurling a Poke Ball in the air, causing the Eeveelution to emerge. The Pokemon took place on one of the two platforms on the watery battlefield. Meanwhile, Corsola jumped into the water.

'That Corsola is not Galarian, which means it can't even evolve!' Serena teased.

'Corsola is awesome the way she is! She doesn't need to evolve,' Misty said.

'La!' Corsola squealed, while the Pokemon was distracted by the loud moaning she heard. The sound probably came from Daisy's room. Every time Tracey visited the Gym, Corsola and Misty had to listen to that loud sound during Gym Battles or chores at the Gym. The Pokemon and her Trainer decided to ignore it as much as possible.

'What's that weird noise?' Serena asked. 'Why is there a woman moaning in this building?'

'Didn't I just say tell you that? Tracey and my sister Daisy are getting it on. Daisy's moaning is very, very, very loud,' Misty explained.

'I'm sure I sound like that as well when Ash sticks his Metapod inside my Cloyster,' Serena teased.

Corsola was furious. Why couldn't that bitch shut up? The Pokemon decided to take her anger out on Sylveon and struck the Eeveelution with a powerful Bubblebeam.

'Syl!' the Pokemon with the ribbons screamed.

'Sylveon, you don't have to take that from that pink piece of shit!' Serena snapped. 'Kill Corsola with your Moonblast!'

'Veon!' the Fairy Pokemon shouted. A big, pink blob was hurled at Corsola, who instinctively retaliated the attack with her Mirror Coat, causing Sylveon to fall into the water.

'We've got her!' Misty said. 'Corsola, Tackle and then Spike Cannon!'

The Coral Pokemon swam at the splashing Sylveon, smashed the Eeveelution in the air and struck Serena's Pokemon with needles and spikes. Sylveon fell down on a platform in the battlefield and was barely able to keep standing on her paws.

'Sylveon, we can't lose this battle!' Serena snapped. 'Use your Swift!'

The Fairy Pokemon shot stars at Corsola, but the Water Pokemon seemed unharmed.

'La!' Corsola shouted. Then, Misty's companion struck Sylveon with another Bubblebeam, causing Serena's prized Pokemon to collapse.

'Sylveon, no!' Serena cried. The Kalosian returned her Pokemon to her Poke Ball and walked up to Misty, who was hugging her Corsola. 'You've won fair and square. Your Corsola is very strong.'

'Thank you! Does that mean you'll stop hitting on Ash from now on?' Misty asked.

'Wow, you are really delusional,' Serena gasped. 'Did you really believe I would stop hitting on Ash if you won, you little bitch? Tomorrow, I'm going to find out where he is, stalk him and ask him if he wants to lose his virginity!'

'You can't do that! We had an agreement!' Misty cried.

'I don't care if we had an agreement! Ash is MINE!'

That's it, Corsola thought. Normally, she only attacked Jessie and James, but Serena went too far. That bitch made a deal with Misty and needs to stick to it! And so, Corsola struck Serena with a Tackle from behind, causing Serena to fall into the Gym's swimming pool!

Serena got out of the pool. While her wet hair and clothes kept dripping water on the floor, the girl walked up to Misty and grabbed the strap of the Gym Leader's top. 'I am going to fuck Ash! And there's nothing you can do to stop me!' she snapped.

'No, you're not! We had a deal!' Misty snapped. The Gym Leader made a fist with her right arm and struck Serena's face. Misty's Focus Punch even broke the Kalosian's nose, much to Corsola's amusement.

'La!' the sadistic Pokemon giggled.

Then, a naked Tracey entered the room. 'What's up with all the noise? Can you two keep it down? You're ruining my sexy time with Daisy!'

Both Misty and Serena couldn't resist laughing at the sight of Professor Oak's naked assistant, who held a used condom in his left hand and covered his penis with his right hand.

'Are you having fun with Misty's sister?' Serena teased.

'Well, I was about to knock on Daisy's back door, until your shouting and snapping killed the mood!' Tracey complained, not realizing that Misty and Serena heard Daisy's loud moaning all afternoon.

'Sorry!' Serena giggled. 'And hey, you've got a nice ass, even though I prefer Ash's!'

'Um... Thanks? But anyways, can you and Misty please keep it down, so Daisy and I can have some more fun?' Tracey asked. Without waiting for the two girls to answer his question, he went back to Daisy's room.

When Tracey was gone, Misty grabbed Serena's arm and was about to hit Serena again. After breaking the Kalosian girl's nose, Misty wanted to smash some of her teeth out. However, just before her right fist was about to strike again, the girls heard that someone else entered the Gym. Misty probably forgot to close the door when Serena came in.

'Misty, where are you?' a familiar voice asked. The raven-haired boy from Pallet Town reached the battlefield and saw how Misty pulled Serena's hair with her left hand and slapped the Kalosian bitch's face with her right hand.

When Ash saw the two girls, he heard Serena scream in agony. 'Ash, get Misty off me before she murders me!' the girl from Vaniville Town begged.

When Misty started ogling over Ash, she lost grip, causing Serena to escape and run to Ash. The blonde girl tried kissing him again, just like when she and Ash said goodbye to each other months ago! However, this time, Ash quickly stepped away, avoiding Serena's lips.

'Serena, stop it! We had a deal!' Misty snapped.

'Pika Pika!' Ash's yellow companion screamed. Pikachu had no idea what was going on, but he knew it wasn't good. Misty and Serena fighting, Serena hitting on his Trainer, Misty crying... And so, the yellow mouse decided to stop everyone from doing what they were doing and shocked everybody with a Thunderbolt. Corsola was fast enough to jump away, but Misty, Serena and Ash got roasted by the electric attack.

'Pikachu, what did you do that for?' Ash asked.

'Pika Pikachu!' the mouse said. Then, he walked up to Corsola. 'What the fuck is going on, Corsola?' he asked.

'Corsola Corsola!' the Coral Pokemon answered. 'Serena came over to the Gym and challenged Misty. The loser would never hit on Ash again. I defeated Serena's Sylveon, but that didn't stop Serena from trying to kiss Ash again...'

'Yeah, Serena doesn't really respect boundaries. She doesn't care about consent,' Pikachu sighed. 'Pikachu Pi!'

'I think Serena is a bitch,' Corsola complained. 'Serena called me a weird piece of chewing gum and said that Misty will die as a virgin, while bragging about kissing Ash. I hate her! Did she and Ash really kiss?'

'Well, I was there when it happened. Serena kissed Ash, but he didn't give a fuck. Serena just walked up to him and planted his lips on him out of nowhere. Ash told me that he didn't like it,' Pikachu answered. 'He's still madly in love with Misty and nobody else. He sees Serena as a little sister. Not as a love interest!'

'What a relief!' Corsola sighed. The Pokemon hopped towards Misty and explained that Serena was exaggerating and bragging.

'Corsola, so you're saying that Ash doesn't like Serena?' Misty asked.

Her Pokemon nodded. 'La!'

'What the hell is going on here?' Ash asked. 'Misty, Serena, can we please just sit down somewhere? Then, just calmly tell me what the fuck is going on here?'

Ash, Pikachu, Corsola and the girls sat down on the couch next to the battlefield. Serena sat left from her crush, Misty right from him. While Serena put her hand on his upper leg, Misty wrapped an arm around him.

'Ash, Serena came over today, wanting...' Misty tried, only for Serena to interrupt him. 'I'm telling Ash!'

'I was first!' Misty snapped.

'Stop fighting!' Ash screamed. 'I have no idea what the hell is going on here! Misty, you were first, so tell me what happened!'

If Ash found out what was going on, he would find out about Misty's feelings for him. Was she ready for a confession? Not really, but this was her chance. If she kept her mouth shut, Serena would try to swipe him off his feet. If she wanted to tell Ash how she felt, this was her chance.

'Well, Serena came over, and she said she kissed you. Is that true, Ash?' Misty said.

'Serena kissed me, but I didn't enjoy it! I just stood there and she did it out of nowhere, without my consent!' Ash described the awkward moment in Kalos.

'But you liked it! Right, Ashyboy?' Serena asked.

'To be honest with you, Serena, it didn't really do anything for me. I like you as a friend,' Ash responded. And so, the girl from Kalos burst out in tears. 'He... He friendzoned me!' she cried.

'And why were you and Serena trying to murder each other?' Ash asked.

'Well, Serena challenged me to a battle. We made a deal. If I won, she would stop hitting on you.'

'Did you lose?' Ash asked. 'Since she just tried to kiss me...'

'No, Corsola beat the fuck out of her Sylveon. She's a shitty battler,' Misty said. 'However, she broke the deal and tried to kiss you.'

'What a poor loser,' Ash said. 'But what were the stakes if Serena would've won?' Ash asked.

'Well, then I would never...' Misty muttered. However, she burst out in tears and was unable to finish her sentence.

'You would never what?' Ash asked, while Corsola gave Serena a death glare.

'If I would've won, Misty would never hit on you again,' Serena explained. 'That way, she would never bother you again!'

'Well, Serena, you need to know something. I like who I like. The outcome of this stupid bitch fight won't have any effect on that,' Ash explained.

'It won't? Does that mean you like me, even though I lost?' Serena tried.

Ash shook his head. 'Well, actually, I came to the Gym so I could talk to Misty about something.'

'Talk to Misty about what? About how you fell for me, and how you only see Misty as a friend?' Serena asked.

'Well, actually... I think I made myself clear, Serena. I like you. I like you as a friend!'

That statement caused Serena to burst out in tears, much to Misty's and Corsola's enjoyment. The Kalosian girl got up and ran out of the gym. 'Misty, I hate you! But you wait! Someday, I'm going to swipe Ash off his feet and steal him away from you!'

'Fuck you, Serena! I hope you die!' Misty shouted. 'I want you to suffer a slow and painful death!'

'Corso Corsola!' Corsola sneered, causing Pikachu to burst out into laughter.

'That's a little harsh, Misty...' Ash said.

'She deserves it!'

What would happen now? By now, Ash might already know that Misty likes him. Would he reject her? After all, the dense Pokemon Master seemed oblivious when girls were into him. However, Serena literally pointed things out in a way so obvious that even Ash couldn't misunderstand.

Ash put his hand on Misty's shoulder. 'Misty, I need to tell you something. Do you remember when I stared at you when you wore that skimpy bikini? And do you remember how jealous I was when Danny and Rudy were hitting on you?'

'Of course I do!' Misty squealed. 'Does that mean...?'

'Yes. Back then, I didn't understand what those fluttery feelings were. However, last week, Brock talked to me about love and sex. During that conversation, all those confusing feelings finally made sense. Then, I realized I had to ask you something.'

'Ask me what?'

'Well, Misty... I should've asked you this a long time ago, but now I finally understand how I feel about you... Do you want to be... You know, together forever?'

'YES! YES! Of course!' Misty screamed. 'I've been longing for this day for so long... I always thought you just weren't into me. Or that you would be oblivious and dense forever...'

'Dense? I'm not dense!' Ash snapped.

'You are!' Misty shouted, causing a bulge to appear in Ash's trousers. After all, arguing was their way to build up sexual tension.

When Misty was about to say something back to Ash, the two heard Daisy's loud moaning. 'Tracey, oh, Tracey, oh, oh, oh! TRACEY! OH YEAH, TRACEY!'

'What's that?' Ash asked.

'Tracey and Daisy are... Well, you know,' Misty explained.

'What?' Ash asked.

'Well, doing that thing Brock is so obsessed with!' Misty joked.

'You mean sex?' Ash asked.

'Yes. And talking about sex... Do me! Right here, right now, near the pool!' Misty moaned, while taking off her top and bra.

'Are you going to moan just as loud as Daisy?' Ash asked.

'If you want me to,' Misty teased, while dropping her shorts and thong and laying down on the floor.

For Ash, that was a sign he could not resist. He took his jeans off, got on top, stuck his tongue inside her mouth and stuck something else inside Misty as well. For Pikachu and Corsola, that was a reason to leave the room, so their Trainers would have some much-needed privacy. The two Pokemon went to the living room and hopped on the couch.

'Pikapi Pi Pikachu!' Pikachu said. 'I'm so glad those two are finally getting it on. I just hope Ash and Misty know how to use Protect...'

'I don't want to think about it. But yeah, Misty's Cloyster has been longing for Ash's Metapod for so fucking long,' Corsola joked, while hearing both Misty's and Daisy's moaning.

'I'm pretty sure that Metapod is just a weak little Caterpie when he's around Serena,' Pikachu laughed.

'My trainer might hate Bug Pokemon, but I'm sure she loves Ash's Metapod!'

'I'm sure she does, Corsola! I'm sure Ash's Metapod is using String Shot on Misty's Cloyster right now!' Pikachu joked.

'Corso Corsola La!'

'Pikapi!'

'Corsola!'