Hello there! My name is Shadow Alwina Angelica Lilith Black, but my friends call me Shadow or Witch. I just saterfed high school and it's the worsttt!!! I hate my school. All of the jocks keep falling in love wif me, but I have standarda and I would never go out with a dikish jovk!!! I have eyes for only one man, and his name is Greg Heffley.
But first, here's a litle bit about me. I'm a depressed witch girl. My dad who was my best frind died when I was eiht, so now my peice if shit mom takes care of me. She's really pretty (which is why I'm also really pretty) so she's always dating some rando douche. I hate my mom's boyfriends!! I'm not like most girls, I dont spend hours on doing my makeup, I don't even wear makeup, but my friend Heather told me I don't even need it becuz I've got natural beauty. I'm not a slut, and I hate parties. Id rather just sit at home and cuddle up with my demon cat, Bloody, and read a book. I know I must sound really cute and innocent, but I can kill someone easily if they annoy me, so back off h8ers!! I'm really powerful and damgerus, im actually the most powerful witch in my town!!
So anyways, I started my day lik any ofher. I woke up in my dark purple room in my comfy bed. It flet like a cloud, but my stupid alarm clok wouldn't stop ringing so of couras I had to get up. I took off my oversized t-shirt that said I SURVIVED THE CRANUM SHAKER on it and changed into a baggy pickle Rick sweater (AN: I loveeee Rick and Morty )) and put on some ripped jeans. I was feeling ugly so I put on some eyeliner and purple lipstik ton make myself look better, but I still gelt ugly.
"Well, at least Greg thinks I look pretty" I sighed. It's true, he's told me many times that I'm very pretty, and it always makes my hart sooo happy
I went downstairs and ate some Cheerios. My mom was on the couch making out with her new boyfriend, so she didn't see me. I watched them as I at cuz it was kinda hot. My mom kinda looks like me but she's like old and has wrinkles and shit. I imagined myself in her place makinh out with Greg, but then I realised I was getting late so I legt without saying goodbye to mu mom because she had started to take off her clothes. Ugh, my life suxxx