CHAPTER 1
One fine evening, CID BUREAU
(DR.TARIKA ENTERS)
ABHIJEET:Arey tarika jee aap...mujhe bula liya hota aapne kiu takleef ki...aap thak gayi hongi na aayiye bethiye. arey koi kursi lekar aao
TARIKA:Abhijeet,main pehli baar bureau nahi aa rahi hoon jo tum mujhe aise treat kar rahe ho
DAYA:arey tarika samjha karo,jo tumhein pasand karta haiwoh din me tumhein 1000 baare dekhega phir bhi aise react karega k pehli baar dekh raha hai
TARIKA:Acha g toh mtlb aap shreya ko aise hi dekhte hain
SHREYA:mujhe dekhte kahan hain yeh...
DAYA:Kuch kaha tumne...
SHREYA:kuch suna aapne
DAYA:nhi
SHREYA:kuch bola hi nahi toh sunenge kaise...kaan baj rahe hain aapke
DAYA:Beta daya nind puri nhi hui teri kaan bajne lag gye...
TARIKA:Koi meri baat sunega yahan
ABHI:jee jee boliye arey sab chup karo tarika jee kuch bol rahi hain...boliye tarika jee aap ab koi disturb nahin karega
TARIKA:kya aap log free hain aaj sham...I mean aaj raat
ABHI:arey aapke liye toh hum humesha free hain
TARIKA: That's so sweet abhi par maine sabse poocha hai kya sab free hain...not kya tum free ho
RAJAT:Jee dr.tarika waise bhi case toh report nhi hua aaj koi toh I guess free hi hain...kyu abhijeet sir
ABHI:hn hn bilkul free hain aur agar kisi ka koi plan hai bhi toh cancel kardo tarika jee ko kaam hai
SHREYA:Agar na bhi karna ho toh aap karwa hi denge sir... by hook or crook
RAJAT:bilkul sahi kaha shreya. ab tarika jee ko kaam hai toh plan toh cancel karna padega...kyu abhijeet sir
ABHI:Beta rajat,baar shreya se kar rahe ho aur bol rahe ho abhijeet sir...mujhe tumhare mujhe leke vichar kuch thik nahi lag rahe hain...
RAJAT:(stammering)s..sir a..aap kya bol rahe ho...aap tarika jee ke ho aur mujhe ladkon mein interest nahi hai...
TARIKA:Rajat relax, woh mazak kar raha hai
RAJAT:Thank god
DAYA:Arey tarika tum kuch bol rahi thi...
TARIKA:Arey hn toh aaj raat...*
kya aap log chalenge...I mean aapko bhi change ho jayega aur main bhi ye sab achhe se kar paungi
ABHI:Arey kiu nahi chalenge bilkul chalenge aap bss yeh bataiye iss gulam ko mallika k liye karna kya hoga
TARIKA EXPLAINS EVERYTHING TO ALL...EVERYONE AGREES...ALL AGREE TO MEET AT THE PLACE AT 11:30 PM AFTER ARRANGEMENTS
11:20 PM (A ROOM)
A GIRL US SITTING ON HER BED PLAYING CHESS ALONE
GIRL:yrr mujhse badkismat koi insan hoga duniya mein mtlb...kal mera birthdayyy hai aur main yahan akeli tanha...hey bhagwan aapko iss masoom pe taras nahi aata
she continues speaking unaware some ppl are listening her hiding somewhere
GIRL:ek second...abhi 11:30 baj rahe hain matlab meri iss useless life ka ek saal aur kam...itni kya jaldi hai yrr mujhe apne paas bulane ki...khair abhi time hai toh bhagwan ek kaam karte hain apan log apna masla sort karte hain... nhi aap batado aaj mujhe aapko mujhse..iss pyari si sweet si innocent si cute si PURVI se kya problem nhi mtlb logon ko iss tym phn pe phn aate hain mera babu mera shona mera chunnu mera munnu...arey babu shona chhodo kisi kamine dost ka bhi phn nhi aaya abhi tak aur ek woh meri behen TARIKA DI...unko bhi dopeher 1 baje yaad ayega k kisi ka birthday hai aaj...urgghhhhhh
(in the corner)
RAJAT:tarika jee...aapki behen hai ya TAPE RECORDER aisa lagta hai casette daalke chhod diya hai...bole hi jaa rahi hai..iska mute button kahan hai
TARIKA:yeh aisi hi hai pagal jhalli abhi toh aage aage suno bhagwan ko dhamki degi ye abhi dekhna
ABHI:wahhh kya sali sahiba hain humari
(IN THE ROOM)
PURVI:bhagwan aap hai na dhyan se sunlo, agar aaj mujhe 12 bje wish nhi kiya kisi me...toh...toh hnnn main aapse baat ni karungi...aapse katti hai meri...huhh...aap mere buddy ho na toh kisi ko toh bhejo wish karne ko plzzzzzzzz
(suddenly daya ka haath ek vase pe lagta hai woh girr jaata hai)
PURVI:Yeh awaaz...bhagwan thik ae aap mere buddy ho aur aapne meri baaat itni jaldi maanli but don't tell me kisi chor uchakke ko bhej diya hai yaha par...janamdin hai mera maran din ni bananeka issko plzzzz
(she notices numerous shadows)
bhagwaan kis janam ka badla nikal rahe ho yahan toh choron ki baraat bhejdiiiii
SHE UNDERSTANDS THEY ARE STANDING BEHIND HER...
PURVI:Dekho...tum tum jo bhi ho chor aur uski baraat tum tum jaante nhi ho main kon hoon karate black belt hoon main...aur aur meri di hai na woh woh CID mein hai aur mere jeeju woh senior inspector hain CID mein tumhari haddiyon ka keema banadenge...she stops for a while
acha dekho aaj mera birthday hai air birthday boht special hota hai right...tum logo ka bhi aata hoga hai na ek ek kaam karo aaj aaj chale jao mera birthday hai mana lene do kal aa jana...tum tum achhe wale chor ho na dekho plzzz birthday mana lene do plzzzz
(ONE OF THE SHADOW STARTS MOVING TOWARDS HER)
PURVI: dekho plz maarna mat aur aur aage mat aao mujhe marna nahi hai abhi meri life mein koi babu shona bhi nhi aaya meri shadi bhi ni huiii plzzzzzz
(IT'S 12'o clock)
ALL:HAPPY BIRTHDAY PURVIIIII
SHE TURNS...
chalo baki agle mein batayenge...do tell me kaisa laga
RR
BLOSSOMī¸
TC