This was a simple funny oneshot and I may write a part 2... might not. So enjoy.
If you would like the actual playlist connect the link below.
www. youtube playlist?list=PLs8wMOWFK66LjbjXOyymJAy-1PtmzqjlP
"Come on, Ron," said Kim as the lair shook, yet another lair being left in utter destruction.
It wasn't like they intended to destroy lairs, in fact Drakken and Shego's were the only ones they ever actually left in that state. Ron personally chalked it up to the unstable building... and the few buttons he and Rufus tended to accidentally push. He dropped his bag as she slid towards the exit behind Kim, he snatched it up and noticed a pile of stuff on the ground. His iPod had fallen out, which was weird because he hadn't remembered packing it. He grabbed it and they fled the crumbling structure to their waiting ride.
It was late when they got home and the adrenaline of the evening had worn off as Ron lazily walked into his room. He was glad it was the weekend because there was no way he'd be able to pretend to focus in a class. Rufus sprinted to bed yawning the whole way. Ron himself flopped on the bed, his bag dropping to the ground, a loud clink noise and his side table flew across the room.
"I forgot to put the safety on the grappling hook again," groaned Ron as he slid off the bed to clean up the mess and broken bag, "You know what. We'll deal with it in the morning. It's time for some toon-age and sleep, right Buddy?"
"Uh huh," yawned Rufus as he hopped over to the iPod radio and pushed play.
Ron took the iPod from his bag and walked over to the radio port and froze. His music was already playing. His iPod was already in the player. He looked at the one in his hands and looked it over. He cringed as he read the engraved back of the device. 'Touch this and Die! - Shego'
There was a wave of panic as he thought the green wielding ninja might bust in at any moment to reclaim her property. It took him a solid minute to stop his muttering and packing when he realized, she probably thought it got smashed in the destruction.
"Next world take over foiling, I'll drop it somewhere," said Ron to himself as he hit the lights and got into bed, "That way, she'll never know I took it… Rufus!"
"Wrah," said Rufus as he began playing with Shego's iPod, he made a chattering noise of words.
"Well, I suppose you're right, what if she has some good music, there would be no harm listening to it… she sure has a lot of Playlists on here. I only have four; Nacho Mixes, KP + RS, Mad Dog Roof, and Sleepy Time. Listen to some of these Rufus; Dance Mix, Bad Karaoke Crap, Vacation (Tropical), Vacation (Alps), General Vacation, Relaxation, Dr. D, Hover Car Mix….. Drakken has his own playlist. Geesh it has more than the others."
"Play," said Rufus switching out his iPod and putting the new one on, the Relaxation one was very calming.
"I like this," sighed Ron. He was almost asleep when a loud guitar made him shoot up as Rufus lowered the volume, "What was that?"
"Car," muttered Rufus. He pointed to the Hover Car playlist as Aerosmith played.
Ron began pushing buttons.
"The Dr. D one is locked… why?" asked Ron as a password requirement came up, his eyes shot open, "What if it's not a playlist, but a list of his plans. It would make total sense that Shego would keep track of them, if we knew what they were, keeping those two from trying to take over the world would be a piece of cake."
"Mmm," said Rufus staring off into space.
"Yes, I want cake too now, but how do we check it out. I don't want to wake up Kim and Wade if it's nothing… Rufus… what are you… oh you're trying to crack the code," said Ron as Rufus began playing with the iPod, after a few errors it unlocked, "Good work, Rufus!"
Ron pushed play and waited, nothing came on at first, and he wondered if they'd broken it. Then, no voices dictating plans came on, instead, music played. Shut Up by Simple Plan to be specific. , Ron snorted at that. It wasn't a list of plans at all, it was a list of spite-filled music.
He clicked through, wondering what else was on there, a few more versions of Shut Up or rather similar songs, Shut Up and Smile by Bowling For Soup. Ron raised a brow at that one and wondered if there was some sort of inside joke because singing about getting drunk and making peace with the world didn't fit either Drakken or Shego in his books. He froze as a song began playing and he raised a brow at the title. Can't Fight The Feeling Anymore by REO Speedwagon.
"Interesting," cringed Ron. Rufus skipped it and What About Love by Heart began playing... Ron felt a grin spread across his face, "Noooo."
"Oh, yeah," muttered Rufus as he hit the button again and Total Eclipse of The Heart by Bonnie Tyler started.
"Oh my god," said Ron as he began scrolling at the titles, "Most of these are love songs, Rufus. Shego has a love song playlist called Dr. D… Ha! Haha!"
Ron was still laughing at the idea when Accidentally In Love by Counting Crows started. His hand reached for his phone in his tears of laughter, he needed to tell Kim, she was going to flip. His stomach hurt from his laughter, and as he was about to hit the speed dial, he froze.
An idea struck him, he smirked, and ingenious and devious idea. If he told Kim, he knew she'd use it to egg on Shego, and Shego would grow a defense to it and deny it, but if no one said anything… he ran to his closet and dug out his old portable CD player, he grinned.
"Rufus, I have a devious plan," Ron laughed and then froze, he cleared his throat, "Clearly a little bit of the Attitudinator still hanging out in there."
"Shego, this will be my greatest ...plan… Shego what are you doing?" sighed Drakken. He dropped his hand off the controller of his new weather-based creation, an invention creating turbulent tropical storms, even on the mainland. They'd gotten the plans from a government classified file, "Shego?"
"Just wait, okay," replied Shego as she looked around the lair. Which hadn't collapsed like normal, only needed a few minor adjustments, "I still can't find it…"
"Are you still looking for that music player, it's been a week. You could have just bought a new one at this point," sighed Drakken, she looked at his device, "Shego, can it wait… Kind of trying to take over the world here?"
"Yeah, what's new," said Shego, she tapped her foot, Drakken scoffed, "Fine, get on with it."
"Fine, but after this, you go get a new music player," he grumbled, "You're getting to be unbearable."
"Excuse me?" asked Shego with her arms crossed.
"So this new device will create," Drakken quickly went back to his speech and Shego sighed, still glancing around the lair, "Tropical storms, even in suburban areas…."
"Let's not cause greater chaos to our Eco-System, shall we," said Kim as she stood in the doorway. Ron casually strolling in behind her, "Besides, traffic would be a nightmare."
"Kim Possible," glared Drakken, "How did… we didn't even do anything… yet."
"The signal readings," said Kim smugly. Drakken glared at Shego.
"Okay, so the one time I forgot to put on the signal blockers, my bad," scoffed Shego, her hands flared, "Alright Princess, let's dance."
"Perfect word choice," grinned Ron as he hit play on his portable CD player.
"Now they bring their own music," grumbled Drakken, as he pushed the activation on his device.
"You could say that," smirked Ron, as Holding out for A Hero began playing.
"A little conceded to bring your own music," scoffed Shego as she punched a plasma blast at Kim.
"This is all Ron's doing," said Kim, she shrugged, kicking upwards, "Something about a new playlist he came across."
"Yeah... I'm," Shego froze as I'd Do Anything by Simple Plan played, "Playlist?"
"I think you'll like it," said Ron as he and Drakken fought over the controls.
Drakken wasn't exactly sure what had happened, but as the music had continued, Shego had decided blasting the CD Player was far more important than fighting Possible. Stoppable had managed to shove him into a water vat that was on standby for the Tropical Storm Machine. The squishing sound came from him as he came back up on the landing to see Shego sitting on the ground looking at her iPod with narrowed eyes. A deep hue to her face. Drakken was about to berate her for her antics, but as the remains of his machine crumbled, he sighed. It was a stupid idea anyway, the only reason Shego hadn't Vetoed it was because she was too distracted with her missing music.
"So… found your music?" asked Drakken as rung out his coat. Shego glared at her iPod.
"Yes… and a new enemy," said Shego, Drakken opened his mouth to question, but chose not too, he glanced at the doorway.
"Looks like the Buffoon left his player here," Drakken hit play, Eternal Flame by the Bangles began playing with a few skips, "Aren't these all romance songs… EEEeee! Shego!"
"Oh, it'll be back… I'm sure," said Shego as the green glow faded on the device, she smirked, "Two can play at this game Stoppable… two can play."
"I liked that song," said Drakken quietly as Shego stalked off, he looked around to make sure Shego had gone and pulled out his own music player, "I'm going to add that one to my Shego playlist."
END... maybe...