Well, I've seen that other authors have been making more chapters for their entries, so I realized that I must do the same, and I just wanted to. Here you go!

"Remember me?" The brown tabby padded calmly through Starclan, jumping on Gray's lovely rock.

"Ah, thank you Gray, for having this convenient rock here for me to rant on."

The Starclan cats glanced at her, and some tried to ignore her, but most of them gathered, accustomed to this rant thing already. "I swear, when I find the author who started this…" one cat growled.

"Goosefeather! Get your butt over here! You get to listen to my rant too!" The gray tom muttered something under his breath, but joined the crowd already gathered.

Mintflight shifted her position and adjusted her glasses. "Alright, everyone, hello! The rant today is also kind of Dark Forest oriented, so can we let them in?"

Bluestar gave a surprised growl, while Firestar only sighed. "I thought that most of them have already died twice."

"Well, with-" Mintflight started, but was cut off by Firestar again. "Ah, author powers, isn't it?"

Mintflight gave an excited nod and in a corner of the crowd, a bunch of Dark Forest cats appeared, glancing around at the starry grounds excitedly.

"Remind me why I didn't come here when I died?" Hawkfrost muttered. "I mean, this doesn't seem that bad at all."

He turned his attention to a Starclan cat. "Do you guys have doughnuts here?"

"Yes, but you can't have any." The Starclan cat responded nervously, backing away into another cat.

Hawkfrost sighed. "Shame." He looked at Tigerstar. "Did Mapleshade come?"

The brown tabby shrugged. "I think so."

"Hello!" The tortoiseshell she-cat popped into existence with doughnuts (gray's idea, btw).

"Ah, there you are!" Hawkfrost stole a doughnut.

"Thanks!" Mintflight's eyes lit up. "Ooh! Mapleshade, pass me that chocolate one, will you? The one with the sprinkles?"

Mapleshade nodded and passed her the doughnut, she bit into it hungrily. "It's been ages since I've eaten one of these."

She glanced at the Starclan cats again, who looked quite concerned, except for Firestar, who had nervously accepted a doughnut from Tigerstar and was checking to make sure that it wasn't poisoned.

"Well, my rant is kind of for both of you, but also I just like the Dark Forest cats."

"Ah, thank you." Darkstripe responded, trying to steal a doughnut like Hawkfrost, but only succeeding in getting his paw slapped away by Mapleshade.

"Not you." Mintflight narrowed her eyes at the gray tabby. "You can go die in a hole for all I care. I was really only talking about Hawkfrost and perhaps maybe Mapleshade."

"Ah, thank you." Both of them said in unison, glancing at each other in surprise.

"Anyways, I have a fun rant, which is again, probably mostly Veil of Shadows related, but I might throw some other stuff in there."

"Trust me, these rants are not fun." Firestar whispered to Tigerstar, who just shrugged and handed him another doughnut.

"Why is it when kits die, they go to Starclan and stay as kits literally FOREVER? I mean, they don't get to grow up at all? Because that's just depressing!"

Mosskit nodded. "FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICES."

"Also, aren't cats, when they die, supposed to go back to their "prime" or whatever? I know that like Mousefur did, but like… Yellowfang, for instance. Why is she still old and has fleas?"

"Excuse me." The gray she-cat glared at Mintflight. "Who said I had fleas?"

"The books." Mintflight responded. "Anyways, LIKE WHY?"

"I have a question." Hawkfrost raised his paw. "See, I was going to come and kill Ashfur because he ditched me when I tried to kill Firestar-" he paused, glancing at the ginger tom. "Sorry about that, by the way. But he's not here!"

Mintflight narrowed her eyes. "Thank you, Hawkfrost, for bringing up that very eloquent and relevant point."

The brown tabby tom looked confused. "But where is he-"

"You know Bramblestar, I presume?" Mintflight asked him. Hawkfrost narrowed his eyes. "I'm familiar."

He glanced down at the wound in his chest. "He stabbed me, actually. It wasn't very nice, when I was just trying to help."

"Your way of trying to help was killing me." Firestar muttered from next to him.

"Well, you're dead now, so it doesn't really matter." Hawkfrost pointed out.

"Well, Hawkfrost, Bramblestar is possessed by Ashfur." Mintflight sighed. "I mean, the Erins NEARLY CONFIRMED IT IN VEIL OF SHADOWS, BUT THEY ENDED IT ON SQUIRRELFLIGHT ABOUT TO SAY HIS NAME, BUT yeah, he's down there."

Hawkfrost widened his eyes in surprise. "Can they come? I want to say hi."

Mintflight glanced down at the living Clans that shone in the Seeing Pool. "It couldn't hurt, I suppose. I also need to praise a few living cats, like the second Tigerstar. Acting skills are beautiful, or at least his lying skills."

Tigerstar looked offended. "How is one of my descendants better than me?"

"Many of your descendants are better than you." Mintflight told him. "One of them is my favorite characters."

"Who?" Tigerstar asked, but Mintflight opened the living cats portal, letting all the characters in.

Squirrelflight rushed to her family, but froze when she saw all the Dark Forest cats there. "What are they doing here? And how are they alive?"

"Um, hello." Tigerstar responded. "Nice to see you again, Firestar's offspring."

Squirrelflight stared at him in confusion, then looked at Mintflight. "Did you invite them?

Mintflight nodded. "Can we have order here, please?"

Squirrelflight nodded. "SHUT UP, EVERYONE!"

Silence fell over the clearing as every cat stared at Mintflight, who looked delighted at the mess that she had created.

"Wow, this is amazing!" She glanced down at everyone. "Hello, Alderheart!"

The dark ginger medicine cat stared back in shock before getting yanked over by Squirrelflight to meet his grandfathers.

"This is Firestar, and this is Tigerstar."

Alderheart looked terrified to be standing in front of Tigerstar, who offered him a doughnut. "Um, hello, grandson."

"Anyways, I kind of just want to say that Tigerheartstar, you are incredible at acting, so are you, Leafstar, and you, Bristlefrost."

Tigerstar only dipped his head in thanks, while Leafstar and Bristlefrost just looked shocked. "Um, thanks, I guess?"

Mintflight nodded. "Well, I want to confront ALL OF YOU ABOUT ASHSTAR."

Squirrelflight buried her head in her paws, while Alderheart muttered something about "not ever wanting to train an apprentice again after Flipclaw".

"WHAT THE HECK, STARCLAN? YOU LET HIM IN AFTER HE LITERALLY DID MORE THAN HAWKFROST HERE-" the brown warrior raised an eyebrow. "That is true."

Mintflight nodded. "And now he went and exiled everyone, and you guys couldn't just send a little bolt of lightning-"

"Well, in canon we're trapped, and don't we want Bramblestar's body to stay alive?" Bluestar asked.

Mintflight nodded. "Well, how did he even trap you guys anyways?"

Confused glances went around the crowd, one cat shrugged. "Anyways, I kind of want to watch this mess play out after I invited all of the Dark Forest and stuff, so have fun, everyone!"

Firestar's head perked up. "Wait, if you brought back cats like Tigerstar and Hawkfrost who died twice, can you bring back Spottedleaf-"

"NO." Mintflight glared at him. "Actually, I want to rant about her. She and Firestar have like five interactions, and then she dies, and FIRESTAR MOURNS HER LITERALLY FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE UNTIL MAPLESHADE KILLS HER AGAIN… Good job, by the way."

She gave an appreciative nod to the tortoiseshell she-cat, who gave a mock bow in return. "It is my duty to rid the world of annoying cats."

Firestar made a kind of strangled gasp in return, but Mintflight returned to her rant.

"She's annoying, I don't like her, and she literally doesn't leave Firestar alone even AFTER HE GETS A WIFE AND HAS KIDS!"

An awkward silence falls over the crowd.

"Anyways, I have to break up this lovely reunion."

Mintflight sends the living cats back to their world, giving Alderheart a last huge hug, which he seems confused about.

"Also, can I have the Dark Forest come next time, because they're awesome!"

"Um, they're in the Dark Forest because they did terrible things." Firestar pointed out, shooting a pointed glance at Tigerstar, who shrugged.

"I only killed a few cats." He glanced at the crowd. "Oh! Hello, Redtail!"

The former deputy only glared back before going to stand with Runningwind, who had also been murdered.

"Well then." Mintflight cleared her throat awkwardly. "Sorry for this mess of a rant, and I'll see you all later!"

Um... this was written at 3am so just... like, don't judge. I hope that everyone enjoyed my mess of a rant and perhaps I'll write more if I feel like it... Which I probably will. Stay safe, everyone!

Have a good day (or night) and keep writing!

-Mintflight