His eyes focus on the surfer as he rides through the barrel as he's still trying to catch his breath after the 10 mile run they just got back from.

"Babe?"

Deeks is zoned in on the action of the scene playing out on the screen of the tv.

"Honey?" She crawls onto his lap, straddling his hips and why is he still looking at the tv?

He's picturing himself out there on those waves, feeling the water beneath his board. Even though his mind is in another place his arms wrap around her as she starts nuzzling his neck. "DEEKS!"

"AAAAAHHHH, WHAT?"

"...Love you!" She smiles when he turns his head, pressing his lips to hers.

"Love you."

She's just about to reach for the hem of his shirt when her phone start to ring.

Seeing that it's her mom trying to FaceTime, Kensi quickly spins around her husbands lap, leaning her back against the arm rest before answering. "Hey, mom."

"Hey, sweetie. How are you two holding up?" The older brunette smiles as she watches her daughter lean her head against her son-in-law's.

"We're okay. Just relaxing after our run before Deeks starts dinner."

"Oooh, what are you having?"

"Chicken Parmigiana with-" The shaggy blonde freezes when a familiar voice interrupts him.

"Hey, Jules they didn't have Sauvignon Blanc but they did have that Merlot you like so I got that instead."

"Is that?" The partners watch on in surprise as Julia's guest sets a paper sack down, pulling out a bottle of wine along with a bottle of Bailey's.

"Marty! Kensi!"

"Hey, Mama B!"

"Mama, you're suppose to be in quarantine what are you doing?"

"I didn't tell you?"

"Tell us what?"

"I've been staying at Julia's for about a month and a half now."

"What?" Deeks brow furrows in confusion.

The older brunette walks away from her laptop and checks out the bottle of wine before turning her attention back towards the couple. "Yeah, neither of us wanted to be stuck alone so I invited her to stay with me."

Roberta walks back into frame with two wine glasses. "It's also given us time to name our future grandchildren. How do feel about the name Athena?"

"Mom, we're not pregnant yet."

Taking a sip of wine the older blonde shakes her head. "Don't I know it. Every time I call either one of you I expect you to be outta breath but you're not."

"This is the most opportune time for you two to be trying to get pregnant."

"Kensi, remember that gift I bought you for your bridal shower, use it."

"Yes, use it." Julia grins in realization of where her fellow comrade is going with this. "Martin if you would lift Kensi's legs in the air for about 15 minutes after penetration it would help get some more of those little guys in there."

"She's right. And, Kensi if you would stimulate the penis a bit more it would get the sperm off the couch and onto those surf boards heading directly towards your-"

"OKAY, BYE!" Deeks presses the red button as quickly as he can.

"Did my mom just use the word penetrate?" Kensi's eyebrows pinch as she looks to her husband for confirmation.

"Hey, it's better than my mom telling you to stimulate my penis more."

They both look at each other cringing and then a shiver goes right through both of their bodies as the words flash through their brains again.

"I'm gonna need to get super drunk before any penetration goes on tonight."

"Hey!" The brunette's affronted expression tells him she's all but offended.

"Not because of you...because of-"

When she realizes that he's talking about the recent events of telecommunication and not her specifically she nods vigorously. "Lots of alcohol."


A/N: I refuse to use the term baby bird.