Disclaimer: I do not own this challenge. KT-FeatherSage does. I own this rant and Brambleflower, but nothing else.

Hi! This is my first fic (can you even call it that?), and I am just doing this because I am bored and I want something to do! I am going to rant about different things that bother the HECK out of me in Warrior Cats! (Also, I might continue this, but I don't know yet) ON TO THE RANTING!

Another brown tabby fell from the sky and landed in StarClan. She looked around at everycat, most of which had abruptly stopped sharing tongues and were now staring at her.

"Hello everyone!" she yowled. "My name is Brambleflower and I have some stuff that I want to rant about! So um, like gather around this big rock that every other writer uses!"

As she scrambled on to the big rock in the middle of StarClan, a collective groan could be heard from almost all the residents of StarClan.

"Another one? Who's idea was it to just allow random cats to fall from the sky and yell at us?" a ragged sandy-colored she-cat huffed. "Why can't you fanfic writers just leave us be?!"

"Well, to answer your questions Mousefang," Brambleflower mewed, "KT-FeatherSage created this glorious challenge, so hail to them, and we can't just leave you be, because where's the fun in that?" she asked innocently.

"Fine!" Mousefang hissed. "Just make this one short!"

"Absolutely deary!" Brambleflower purred slyly, patting the grizzled she-cat on the head. She then teleported back up to the rock, because author powers.

"Now to start my rant," she began. "I would like to call Snowkit, Jayfeather, Crookedstar, Cinderpelt, Briarlight, Brightheart, Deadfoot, Maggottail, Gray Wing, Jagged Peak, and ugh, Berrynose and Finleap, to the stage."

All of the named cats, including the ones that were alive and in the Dark Forest, instantly appeared on stage that had also just appeared beneath the big rock.

"Okay", Brambleflower started, taking a deep breath. "Like, why are there so few cats with terrible disabilities? YOU GUYS LIVE I THE WILD, ARE HORRIBLY INBREED, AND THINK THAT A MALE TORTIE CAN HAVE KITS!? Like, why?! We have only THREE KNOWN CATS born with disabilities!" She yowled, pointing at Snowkit, Jayfeather, and Deadfoot. "How is that even possible?!"

"Well, it's not like I like being blind," Jayfeather muttered. Snowkit, being able to hear in StarClan, nodded from beside him.

"I know sweetie..." Brambleflower purred, brushing her tail against Jayfeather's head, to his immediate displeasure. "It's just, some cats are very, VERY stupid, and think that blind, deaf, and disabled cats can't do anything!"

The rest of StarClan, up until this point, had been very silent, but upon hearing this, Bluestar perked up.

"Are you calling me stupid? Because that would make you a hypocrite!" Bluestar pointed out.

Brambleflower sighed and put her face in her paws. "Yes, I am calling you stupid, and yes, I can be stupid sometimes, so you are right about that, however Bluestar... you do not have the right to CALL ANYONE A HYPOCRITE!" she screeched. "YOU ARE THE BIGGEST HYPOCRITE THAT STARCLAN HAS EVERY SEEN!"

The blue she-cat was taken aback by this, so she slumped back onto her plastic folding chair, muttering quietly to herself.

Brambleflower grinned and then clapped her paws together. "Okay! Now that that has been taken care of what should I talk about next..." The tabby thought to herself for a moment, before smiling evilly.

That smile made StarClan very nervous.

"I have had the most amazing idea ever!" Brambleflower yowled gleefully.

"Oh, no.." Firestar fretted to Sandstorm. "The last time a brown tabby had 'The most amazing idea' ever, it didn't end well."

Brambleflower turned to look at him and his lovely mate. "Oh, but this one will end well!"

She clapped her paws together once more, teleporting all of the residents of the Dark Forest to the rock, with Mapleshade standing directly next to her. In Mapleshade's paws was the most amazing and glorious thing to have ever existed...a box of Sugar Shack doughnuts!

Brambleflower giggled and pushed Mapleshade forwards. "DOUGHNUT PARTY!"

And they all lived happily ever after...*COUGH, COUGH* "Uh, what was I saying?" the random narrator cat asked no one. "Oh stay tuned for the next chapter, where there will be more ranting and the torture of innocent souls! Until next time!"

So uh yeah! I hope everyone enjoyed.. whatever this horribly written mess is, and that you have a good day/night! Until next time!

-Brambleflower