Author's note: Quite a few people are asking for more, I wasn't planning on making more chapters but here's the second chapter to Love, Hate & Joy.
Ladybug sat on the couch Chat had set up and was lost for words. "Chat, this is really amazing. How'd you even do all this?!"
"When you have the right motivation, anything is possible." He winked at Ladybug and she blushed, she then looked at all the options. "So what is our options food wise?"
"Well..." Chat pulled a chef hat from nearby, he put it on and did his best french accent. "This evening we have an entrée of snail pastries, or escargot tarte."
Ladybug loved snails, she didn't know how Chat knew that though, she stared as Chat waited for her reaction, she just smiled and patted the space beside her. "You gonna sit with me?"
Chat served his lady the food and a pie for himself, Ladybug loved it, Chat brought over the main meal. "I didn't know you could cook kitty."
Wanting to impress her, he went along with that question. "My mother taught me how to cook, but ever since she left. I haven't been in a kitchen, I hope the meals are good enough..."
"So far the meals are amazing, I knew you were going to put everything you had into this date but this triples the standard of what I thought you were capable of."
He grinned and dramatically introduced the meal. "My lady, tonight I have made you. The extraordinary, wonderful, Chicken Confit!"
Ladybug clapped and noticed the piano, it gave her the mental picture of Adrien, then she turned and looked at Chat Noir. "You know Chat..."
"What?"
"You know that boy I kept saying I liked?"
"Yes..."
"He, he doesn't like me. And as I'm sitting here I realise your true intentions, you don't like the image of me like I originally thought. You like me for who I am, I still haven't figured out why though."
Chat put his hand on hers. "Anyone would be lucky to have you Ladybug, I am just hoping your going to chose the dumb teenager in a cat getup with the stupid cat puns over the prince charming of a guy you fell for."
Chat passed her a plate, she ate half of it then set it down. "I'll finish the rest later, I'm interested to see what the piano is for."
Chat went over to the piano and sat down. "I actually wrote a song for you, want to hear it?"
"I'd love too."
Play this: watch?v=WTq_VhnzBOQ
"Wow, I had no idea you were such a great pianist Chat!"
"I've had a fair bit of free time on my hands lately, thank goodness I was chosen to be Chat Noir or I don't know how I would've managed."
"Could you imagine it?"
"Imagine what bugaboo?"
"If we were never chosen to be Ladybug and Chat Noir, I can't help thinking that there will always be one person better than me, no matter what name I go by."
Chat wiped some food of Ladybug's cheek. "You're the most amazing girl Ladybug, don't let any dork tell you otherwise."
They broke into a kiss, Chat put his hand on her cheek. They didn't stop, he lifted her up, still kissing and lay her down. "My Lady... Are you sure?"
"I think I'm ready." Ladybug pouted and Chat began kissing her neck, he moved his hands down to the dimples in her back. That night Chat Noir and Ladybug made love, they both lost their virginities to each other without revealing their identities. At 4:30am Ladybug woke up, she was being spooned by Chat she got up frightened and confused, apparently it wasn't a dream. They had sex the night before, Chat woke up and smiled. "Last night was great."
"Well you better have enjoyed it while it lasted because it's not happening again."
"What? Then what was the point of this then?!"
"I told you specifically, one date, one night, no more!"
"We literally made love last night! You can't just walk away and say, well that was nice, bye!"
"That literally happens in every Drama/Romance novel or movie, get with it Chat."
"Why are you being such a brat today?! Is it the lack of sleep because this is not the Ladybug I know!"
"Just shut up Chat, I've told you before I'm unrecognisable underneath the mask, I'm clumsy, shy and weak."
"Ladybug, you shouldn't talk that way about yourself. I know that-"
"You don't know anything! Under the mask I'm depressed and lonely, my parents are too busy for me now, all my friends have jobs and/or other people to spend time with that are more important. The only thing stopping me from killing myself is my duties, I would happily leave them if it weren't - for you!"
"Oh so this is my fault?! That's rich of you Ladybug! You take responsibility, fame and credit for everything we do! There is no Ladybug and Chat Noir anymore, there's only the Ladyblog, and Ladybug saved the day, or oh look it's Ladybug. Even that song I wrote you is called it's Ladybug!"
"I WISH I NEVER MET YOU!"
Chat stepped back in shock, he sniffled up his tears and deepened his tone. "Alright then, you get a better sleep, I'll get all this packed up."
"Fine, hope I never see you again."
Ladybug woke up and checked her yo-yo, it was 6:11am, she needed to get home before her parents got suspicious. She stood up and saw the the whole floor was spotless except for a small box in the middle of the floor.
"That silly cat, blind as a bat and oblivious as hell." As she got closer to the box she noticed a familiar symbol on the box, it was the symbol of the guardians. She gasped, she ran over to it and picked up, it was a miraculous box. She opened it and there was a little piece of paper that read wish granted, under it was the miraculous of destruction, Ladybug collapsed to her knees. "I didn't mean it, don't leave me Chat. I was angry I'm sorry."
Meanwhile Adrien had just arrived home, his excuse was he was feeling a bit unwell and needed some fresh air. Gabriel was waiting for Adrien at the table, he talked seriously but smoothly. "So Adrien, I wanted to discuss something with you."
"Yes father, how can I help you?"
"Our magazine in Australia is getting barely any reads and buys, their model just quit and I want to send you there to take her place. Do you want to help my company or disappoint me?"
Adrien's immediate reaction would have been turning it down strait away, but after last night he learned one thing, Ladybug was always right. He was in a similar situation that she was, discarded and unwanted by friends and family. "Ok father, how long do I have to be in Australia for?"
"Inbetween 2 to 8 years, most guaranteed would be about 5 1/2. That ok with you?"
"Sure, when's my flight?"
"They need you down there asap, so when you're ready just pack your stuff and say the words and it will be a first-class trip to Sydney."
"I'll be there by tonight, I'm going to go pack my stuff."
Marinette didn't find out Gabriel had sent Adrien to Sydney until he had already gotten there, so she had lost Chat and Adrien in one day. She needed a temporary cat-miraculous-wielder, until Chat came to his senses and came back but he never did. She ended up giving the role of Chat Noir to a 15-year-old-girl named Rachel, the god thing about having a female Chat Noir that was already in a relationship was no flirting. But she still had a great sense of humor and loved cheese so she and Plagg got along well, years passed and nor Chat or Adrien never returned.
