Author's Note: Sorry I haven't written on this in a couple of months, with school starting back up, watching new shows to keep me occupied while Zag takes forever to air at least a single episode of Miraculous, trying to brainstorm on how much time I have to write this and I'm actually working on an actual book to be hopefully published and sold to the public one day. My dreams of becoming an Author are slowly becoming a reality, being the top of my Languages, public speaking and writing in different ways from different perspectives. I just want to thank all of my friends that know me As ****** and OreokingMEGA, thanks for all the ideas, names and possible outcomes and story lines for my book, if it ends up being published I will release all details so anyone interested to purchase it can. But I doubt it'll be on the shelves this year, I know you came here to see Chat and Ladybug's story go on so I most definitely will give you what you came for...

Both the heroes knew that no akumas were going to strike tonight, Hawkmoth had already had his daily dose of defeat. As Ladybug swung through the air and Chat vaulted himself through the streets he could only smile at what he had finally found again, all he needed to do was reveal his identity to Ladybug, tell her that he knew he was the father to her kids, willingly and accidentally never called, loved her, and had already met all three of her children and still hadn't told her anything yet. "She's going to put me in hospital" He groaned.

"What was that kitty?"

"Oh, Uh. Nothing! M'Lady!"

Chat barely recognised Paris after all those years he was gone, he had to find out via staring at an unfamiliar copy of the Notre Dame Cathedral that it burned down when he was still in Paris. How the hell did he never hear of this, it caught fire 3 years before he left and now Paris was so much more modernised and even his favourite Chinese restaurant was destroyed and replaced with an antique shop. Like Paris needed any more of those, there is one thing that still surprised him, his favourite alley was still there just how he remembered. The street artist graffiti of his Paw logo and the slight pot hole in the floor where he was drilled down by an akumatised builder, that was a rough few weeks.

Ladybug stopped and stood on a particular roof, it was the location where he asked Ladybug out with candles and roses and was one again, rejected. When Chat landed he was greeted by a smoking hot young chick and a soft kiss on the cheek, he blushed and Ladybug laughed. "Kitty?! Are you... blushing?"

Chat covered his face, "No of course not!"

"Aww, my big kitty's so happy to see his lady!" She began stroking his head and he let out a soft purr, he pulled away from her hand, Ladybug having to hold her mouth shut to keep her from-

"Hahahaha, You can Purr! That's so adorable Chat!"

"When you said you wanted to meet again after I left I didn't think it was to tease me!"

"Thanks for reminding me," Ladybug slapped Chat, "OWW!" Chat held his face in pain, "That's for leaving me you piece of kitty litter!"

"No no. Cat puns are my thing, your job is to be responsible and give me eyerolls every time I flirt confidently. Not to make me blush and out-pun me."

Ladybug stared down at her hand, feeling a warm tingly feeling come into contact with it. It was Chat's hand, he had taken it off his face revealing the red handmark appearing rapidly on his face. Ladybug tried to apologise for hitting him. "Chat... I'm so sorry, I- I didn't, I-"

Chat stared at her intensely and time seemed to stop, Ladybug noticed all the minor differences. Chat Noir's abs were more visible, his arms were clearly way more huge and muscular, his hair still long and untidy, his French Cologne, even the smell of leftover Chinese food was being sensed. In Chat's perspective he noticed all the more how lucky he was to have his lady back, her elegant lady limbs strong yet appealing, her dazzling smooth face glowing with natural beauty, her stunning blue eyes you could get lost and never found in and her long midnight hair glistening under the moonlight. Ladybug touched his face and Chat responding with a kiss, they stopped and stared for a moment, staring at each other in silence.

Then they kissed again, Chat lifted up Ladybug and she wrapped her legs around his waist, Chat moved from her lips down to her neck, slowly sliding his hand down towards her private part. "Stop"

Chat put her down and pulled away, Ladybug began to close what he had waited so long to open, her feet got closer together, her professionalism and posture weakened, one arm was scratching her chin whilst the other seemed to be measuring her heartbeat. He noticed her lack of blinking and her eyes very glassy and wet, a tear fell from her face. "Sorry, I haven't had sex in 8 years..."

Chat gaped, "No way! Not one handsome, young bastard never even got a peek at your beautiful body bugaboo?"

"Nope. Not even drunk civilian Ladybug could get laid, who knew."

"So you're telling me, the once most admired and looked-up to girl in Paris, has only ever had the pleasure to fornicate with someone as amazing as me?"

"Yep, not even on any of my friends bachelorette parties did I ever get into bed with someone."

"Well, I boned my boss a few times to get higher pay and one time I hired 10 female strippers to see how many I could pleasure at once."

"What the fuck?"

"Joking, M'Lady. Drunk me has gotten laid a few times but it was only because I was hot and fit, plus I looked a stud. I doubt any of those women remember my name, but meaningless intercourse is just boring when you don't know the person that. You know, you're-"

"Too much info Chat, not really the best time or place to talk about previous sex partners when you literally just kissed me 30 seconds ago."

"I guess you're right."

"On that note, do you remember the last night we saw each other? You kissed me, while we were having a bonding of friends, we were talking about my past crush seconds before if I remember correctly..."

"Like you can be the one we talk, you stayed, we loved each other that night then the very second you open your eyes. Hope you enjoyed that now we're back to being friends."

"That was pretty dumb of me wasn't it?"

"I forgave long ago Ladybug, I still haven't forgiven myself yet..."

Ladybug smiled worryingly, she touched his cheek and scratched his ear. "Don't blame yourself kitty, we both know that the cause of the past 8 years was all my fault."

"You do have a point, this kinda was all your fault."

"Hey," She gave him a light slap, "That is no way to talk to your Lady."

They talked aimlessly for hours, Ladybug was getting tired and he could see it. She probably had work tomorrow and needed a proper rest, so he took her back to his apartment. Marinette woke up the next morning, as Marinette in an unfamiliar environment. "No, no, no, no. NO! Fucking hell Marin- Ladybug!"

"M'Lady! You awake?"

"Tikki!"

"Good morning Marinette!"

"Shh, shh. Here's a macaroon, we need to transform asap so hurry up!"

Tikki inhaled the cookie and just as Adrien with his LadyNoir mask turned the corner. "Good Morning M'Lady!"

"Do you know who I am?"

"Nope! I slept in the bathtub and swore that I wouldn't come out until you woke up after last night."

"Please do not tell me we hooked up."

"Oh we did, we hit the bar after we got off that roof, you had too much tequila. When I brought you back to my hotel you kinda attacked my penis and all I have to say is you still got the most satisfying and fine moves I've seen in a long time. Internet or no."

"SHIIIIIIT!"

"Joking! Bugaboo. After you fell asleep on that roof I took you strait here, and considering your transformation would've lasted longer if I unziped the back zipper on your suit so it could disintegrate you would've stayed in costume but I had a feeling that you'd rather wake up as a civilian then wake up with only a mask on because no clothes is actually underneath you when you still have magic on you."

"Thanks so much kitty, I cannot tell you how much I appreciate not sleeping in the bathtub and getting the master bedroom."

"Finest room for the finest Lady."

"God damn right about that kitty, I missed being treated like a goddess."

"Better get used to it Bugaboo!"