Author's Note: I failed the daily challenge.

As Chat was carrying Alya and her equipment across Paris he finally got that feeling of miracle strength he hadn't felt in so many years. The ring of destruction, being a yin-yang miraculous of immense power, had the ability to what seemingly triple his strength. His sense of humour became more enjoyable as Chat Noir as well, or at least it was. Being able to move heavy camera gear, a fully grown woman and doing parkour across a city with a staff was impossible for a regular human, when he arrived at the scene he already saw Ladybug having a face off with a neon yellow, blue and pink character throwing records around that released an ear-bleeding screech as they soared through the air.

He set Alya down and deflected a record coming back to the villain's hand. "What did M'lady do to offend a neon Jay Hawkins?"

"That was horrible but so good at the same time."

"It's been a few years, give me a break."

"It'd be better if it was like: Shut up and stop the akuma you dork."

"I was really expecting like a Justin Bieber or Clara Nightingale pun but that was just boring"

"After we stop the music I'm punching you."

"Not bad but not good either, let's just fight. Cataclysm!"

"My guess is the akumas in those headphones on his head, if not maybe the bag he's using to pull out the record disks from."

Chat ran up avoiding all of the records by rolling across the floor and tripping him with a 7-year-old style Kung Fu move, he cataclysmed the headphones but that only made the screeching of the disks flying through the air louder. Ladybug shrugged and rolled her eyes, "Not only did you make that stupid noise louder, now you can't break the bag for 5 minutes. Guess I have to do it as always. Lucky Charm!"

A roll of Aluminum foil covered with a Ladybug pattern fell out of the sky, "Aluminum foil? What am I supposed to do with this?"

She looked around and Chat's stick flashed, then his belt and the foil. She rolled the Aluminum out on the floor while Chat distracted the neon figure with gloats that made no sense, "Chat! Trip him onto the foil!"

"You got it M'lady! This DJ's is off the charts!"

He extended his stick and hit his calfs, causing him to fall forward onto the foil which Ladybug then wrapped him in and sat on. "Belt please?"

"Here you go bugaboo."

She tightened the belt around the victim and the sound weakened greatly, "Woah, why did everything just get quieter?"

"Aluminum is great for trapping or weakening sounds, considering this sound is basically unsilenceable so I double wrapped him head to toe in it."

Chat clawed the Aluminum and cataclysmed the bag, Ladybug purified the akuma. "Bye bye, little butterfly. Miraculous Ladybug!"

The holes in the studio mended and a muffled voice was heard inside the foil, Ladybug knelt down and unwrapped the person inside. "It's been a long time I saw that power. It's a very miraculous site don't you think M'lady?"

Ladybug punched him in the dick. "Ow! Hey no cockshots!"

"I'm the Lady, I make the rules."

"I don't necessarily agree buga-"

Ladybug punched him again, "Ok Ok! Message received! Geez you gotta strong punch M'lady."

Nino was inside the foil, he sat up and looked around. "I got akumatised again?! Seriously if I get one more I'm going to get a higher score than Chloe!"

"We both know that'll never happen Mr Lahiffe, that bitch is in second place to Lila. Your wife is still above you in attacks remember? Just, try to not get so worked up on music next time ok?"

"I really missed the old dudes, Ladybug, Chat Noir, Rena Rouge, Carapace..."

"You do realise we both know you're Carapace and Alya's Rena right?"

"Oh yeeaah, are you ever going to give me the turtle miraculous back? Considering you're back?"

"I guess it has been long enough, I actually considered giving them to you and Alya permanently, just in case anything ever happened involving Hawkmoth or thieves."

"Really! That's awesome dudette! I believe that's all we could want at this point, besides kids."

"Kids?"

"We haven't been trying but we have it on our list of desires this year."

"There's a list?"

"Well no. But we have discussed many goals we want to reach in the next few months, like children of our own."

"If it's any constellation, I believe you'd be great parents."

"Thanks Ladybug."

Chat stared in awe at the good relationship Ladybug has developed with his old friends, it was almost like she knew them. "So, how do you know Nino?"

"Uhh, I... Alya and him called me on the cell number just to check up on me every now and then, plus I'm an ex? ex-celebrity?"

"You're lying, it's cool if you hooked up after I was gone. I mean he was still dating Alya back in the day if I remember but they may've split between the time that I left and you retired."

"No no no, it's a more personal matter that would reveal my... Wait how do you know him?"

"When I used to live in Paris, we crossed paths, we knew each other, we were good mates actually, but don't tell him that. We cannot have -ahem- anyone know our identities."

Alya came over to them and began reporting. "In case you weren't here for last nights show and don't have a social life, the old Ladybug and Chat Noir are back and crime fighting to stop Hawkmoth again! They just recently defeated Pain-iscian, a neon themed DJ that happened to be my own husband, Nino. I am about to interview Ladybug and Chat Noir about their recent life, we'll be showing 5 minutes of shorts and the full video will be on my Lady-blog which is 6 Euros a month to see all content about the miraculous since they first appeared in 2016. See you soon, Alya out!"

"Who said we were doing an interview with you?"

"Chat Noir did, or at least he's going to. Right?"

"Y-yes! We are being interviewed, right now. Wherever Alya wants it to be."

"You're being interviewed in the place we held our first interview. Remember Ladybug? The one Marinette organised?"

"Yep yep yep, I do remember Marinette requesting that for you. You have a good friend Alya."

"How do you know Mari bugaboo?"

"If you must know, we have crossed paths as well in civilian life. It wasn' easy for her to speak with me I can tell you that now."

"Wanna lift to the location Alya?"

"Nah, I'm going to fucking walk there. Hurry up and take me before I break a phalange, capisce?

"Yes ma'am."

"Onward! Cat!"