Alya sat down and stared at the heroes, she connected her camera to her computer and began the live stream. "Hellooooo Paris! Spots On! Today we are having an exclusive interview with the two and onlys, Ladybug and Chat Noir! So tell me Chat, why did you leave?"
Chat stared at Ladybug who was sitting beside him, she nodded and eyed towards Alya. "Because I'm an honest cat, I'll tell you the entire truth. Yes, I can confirm M'lady and I were on a date that night. If the people who helped me lift that Piano up there," He blew a kiss towards the camera, "I love you!"
"That doesn't answer my question Mr Noir, I'll ask again. Why did you leave Paris all of a sudden?"
"Ladybug and I had a, fairly personal fight. And it was at that point, I gave up. I had been trying to get her on a date for 6 years, and when I did. I blew it." A tear fell from his face, "It was in that moment, when I finally realised, Ladybug clearly didn't want me, or couldn't have me. One or the other, hopefully not both."
"I left Paris the second I got a chance."
"Yikes, well ain't that a prediction confirmed. Ladybug? Why did you retire after Chat left?"
"Seriously you don't need an answer for that, but it was he was my partner. Without a partner I was just Ladybug, I Yin without her Yang, so I chose new owners and left a cell in case anyone returned. I will admit I almost smashed the stupid cell about 100 times."
"Do you have the cell?"
She pulled it out of her yo-yo, "Right here, it never left my pocket for 8 years."
"What are the chances we could auction that off to citizens?"
"50,"
"50? So its half-half?"
"50 out of a googolplex, theres now way I will ever give this away. I would only use this for giving to the person who figures out my identity as a bribe or if I fucking die."
"I know Chat's identity by the way."
"Alya!"
"Excuse me, WHAT?!"
"Fuck."
"ALYA DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST CAUSED? HAWKMOTH IS GOING TO TARGET YOU NOW!"
"Hey hawks, kind of weird stalking a blog on a young woman don't you think. You're probably at home now trying to figure out our location or hers so you can 'moth-it-up'"
"CHAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT WHY'D YOU LET HER FIGURE IT OUT?"
"I did not let her! She's a good reporter, all I can say is she had literally more evidence than I could've thought of."
"I have some miraculous issues to fix. I'm sworn to secrecy so please don't bug me about it. Spots off!"
Alya ended the livestream and stared as Ladybug and Chat bashed heads, basically repeating their insults and arguments with synonyms. "Okay okay, Ladybug. Considering I know his can you tell me yours? I won't tell Chat I promise!"
"What?! No! I can't tell you!"
"Why not!"
"Because I have to keep his promise!"
They all stared at Ladybug worryingly. "I promised him we'd never reveal our identities, to anyone. But ourselves when I was ready."
"Wait a minute. He said we could when we were ready? I'm ready! Let's do this thing!"
"BUT I'M NOT!"
"Why aren't you Ladybug? Talk to me."
"Alya? Can you go out for this?"
"Umm, can't you go out?!"
"Good point, Eiffel tower kitty."
"Race you!"
Chat leaped out of the building and began making his way to the Eiffel Tower, Ladybug sighed and opened her yo-yo. "What are you doing Ladybug?"
"Teleporting."
"You can teleport?!"
"No. But Kaalki can. Oh I almost forgot!"
"Alya Césaire, I'm entrusting you with the miraculous of the Fox and Turtle. Give the Turtle to Nino, keep the Fox on you at all times incase anything happens, can I trust you with a permanent miraculous?"
"You can always count on me! But won't I have to be reporting?"
"You'll know when you need to step in, just don't tell anyone you are Rena Rouge except Nino. Keep them on at all times, they are waterproof by the way."
She put the miraculous on her and Trixx appeared, she hugged Alya and went into her pocket with the turtle miraculous. "Goodbye Alya."
Ladybug put on glasses, Alya looked awfully confused until the horse kwami appeared. "Kaalki! Tikki! Unify!"
"Now I am Barb-Bug!"
"Woah, that's awesome!"
"Voyage!"
She walked onto the Eiffel Tower and sat on the railing, "Kaalki, divide!" She put the glasses back in the yo-yo just as Chat landed.
"How?! You cheated!"
"What? Me cheat? I would never!"
"That's bullshit! Is there like a speed or flying miraculous? No. You're an illusion!"
He hit her with his staff. "OWW!"
"Fuck. Ok fine, maybe you just got faster."
"Nah I used the horse miraculous."
"The stupid teleporting one! How did I not think of that!"
"Plus, I gave the turtle and fox to Alya, for real this time."
"Seriously? So Nino and Alya are going to be heroes again? That's awesome!"
"I missed those two, their hero forms anyway. For some reason it's just cuter when they're powerful and admired by every citizen."
Chat looked around and smiled, a tear fell from his face. "What's wrong kitty?"
"This is just the place where I had my best moment with you, as well as the worst."