Author's Note: I can explain about the karaoke bar part; it was only because the last five miraculous episodes I watched was Befana, Sandboy, Frightningale, Santa Claws and Ladybug. If you truly know your episodes well enough you'll know why that was put into the story. I'm just saying, don't count on it but the concept will show itself again. Sorry this came out a little late compared to the others I broke 3 fingers on my main hand and it's a little hard to type. Here's Chapter 19!

Adrien and Marinette held hands in their winter coats, it was a beautiful January night. Very small amounts of snow fell from the sky landing in their hair, they talked the whole way. Adrien spoke about his life in Sydney, how different the climate and expectations were, all his friends he had. Marinette spoke about all the interesting stories of Paris; the coolest akuma attacks with the adventures of the next generation of heroes, her funny child moments and how she rose to fame in the fashion department.

"Your life in the past few years sound so much more interesting than mine Marinette, but with all that work of running your own solo company online, how is there time for triplets? And late night Karaoke?"

"Living under my roof, all people know how to protect themselves. They're all like mini ninja turtles, I was really surprised you managed to beat all of them in a play fight without a weapon."

"What do you mean they're mini ninja turtles?"

"I told them not to use their skills unless completely necessary, Emma is skilled in Archery and Jujitsu, she's also very strategic. Louis is fond of multiple arts, whether it be photography, painting, sketching, cooking or blunt-weapon combat and tai kwon doe."

"Blunt-weapon combat?"

"It probably has another name that I can't be bothered learning, it's the art of not using swords, knives, daggers etcetera."

"There's an actual art for that?"

"He is self taught, he would just go outside and hit a telephone pole with a stick for hours, then watch Star Wars and do it the next day."

"What about Hugo?"

"Hugo is the only child that was taught by a professional in a private class, he's probably the most dangerous of them all."

"Geez, you make him sound like he makes a threat to Hawkmoth if they came face to face, go on."

"He does a lot of chores to make me pay for it, he has four masters."

"Four?! Isn't that a bit overkill?"

"Hey, he wants to be a skilled kung fu warrior, what kind of mother am I to stop him."

"Good point, what martial arts does he know?"

"He is taught Silat by a Malaysian Master, Master Loke. As well as Tiger Kung Fu, by Master Zhang. He also learns Wing Chun by Master Li, and has an orange belt in Karate."

"He's 8, how does he have that much styles mastered?"

"I didn't say he mastered them, he just got his orange belt, like a month or two before you came. He started learning Wing Chun about a year ago, Tiger kung fu was maybe about 18 months, Silat he started when he got his green belt and he started Karate when he was 5. It took a lot of money to convince professionals to train him 6 days a week for 45 minutes."

"That's unbelievable, I literally will not believe it until I see him in action."

"Hopefully you never do."

"Back to a more friendly topic, do you ever sing at karaoke?"

"What? I've sung there like 3 times, I know I'm an alright singer, I'm just a bit shy."

"Can you sing a verse for me?

Marinette blushed a little, "Uh-what?"

"You heard me, sing one of your favourite music lines."

"Ok-um. Ahem! Every night I lie in bed, the brightest colours fill my head, a million dream are keepin' me awa-ake"

"Wow, I've never heard you sing before. But it sounds familiar."

Marinette thought back to all the times Adrien could've heard her sing, only thing was; all of those times were as Ladybug. "I don't think-"

"I remember where I heard it!" He gasped, Marinette felt a drop of sweat trickle down her back, he winked at her and said in the most ChatNoir-ishy voice ever, "Heaven."

Marinette smiled but in her head she was full of questions, most of them could be boiled down to; CHAT NOIR?!

She put that thought to the back of her head and let her AI inside her head take over the conversation, before she knew it she was getting her clothes pulled off and shoved against a wall. This is the moment where she came back to reality, realising she was just about to sleep with Adrien Agreste. The boy she literally kissed as Ladybug a bit over an hour ago, he seemed so upset, what if this is a rebound?. Her mind asked, the other half was taking different notes, Adrien's abs feel sooo good! He smells like cheese! HIS SKIN IS SOOO SOFT! It was amazing Marinette didn't just pass out right then and there. She was making out with her childhood crush who happened to be a model, he was grown up and fit, plus he was kind as hell. Marinette and Adrien had both struck gold, which is why none of them decided to stop this from happening.

Adrien felt more of a connection with Marinette now than he had ever with Ladybug, it was a dream come true. Just before they could wrap up their banging session gold dust sprinkled through the window, "Mari? What is that?"

Adrien got out of the sheets and put pants and a shirt on, the passed Marinette her top, jeans, panties and bra. "Nice underwear Mari, real soft." He winked at her.

Marinette turned red and threw a pillow at him, Marinette laughed until she saw her children hanging off the edge of the apartment window. "Louis?! Hugo?! Emma?!"

Adrien saw the three kids and ran towards the window, he noticed monsters and unreal sites below. "Marinette! That gold dust was like sandbox stuff! Those aren't your children!"

"But what if they are! I have to save them!"

Marinette ran towards them but they all let go, she saw them fall, all screaming. "Mommy!"

Crying all her tears out, she leaped out the window to try and catch them. "MARINETTE! Plagg, Claws out!"

Chat Noir jumped out the window and ran down the wall, he extended his stick and threw it into the wall. The children disappeared into dust as they hit the pole and Marinette grabbed the stick just before she hit the floor. "Chat Noir? How did you? Illusion dust, I-I-I don't know what-"

"I need to get you to safety, I can't have more nightmares frightening you."

"The sandman just checked in! Now your fears can begin!"

"Fears? It wasn't that last time."

"Stupid cat, it means that now it's not your worst nightmare alive, it's your worst fear."

"Oh no, I can't be hit by sand."

"What's your greatest fear?"

"It used to be Ladybug angry at me, but ever since I left it reversed. Now it's me angry at her, she might die if there was two Chat Noir's"

Marinette knew the situation was serious but she couldn't help but giggle at that last comment, "Aren't you supposed to be taking me to safety?"

"Right, I'll take you to the Eiffel tower."

"Do you have rocks in your head?! 95% of akumas all end with something to do with the Eiffel tower, taking me there would be suicide."

"I'll take you to your parents bakery?"

"Take me to my house, I have kids sleeping and dreaming right now. Oh dear god. Louis is going to get eaten by food!"

As Chat was taking her to her house he thought of something, "Hey Mari? What if Ladybug's fear was like 10 super flirtatious Chat Noirs?"

Fuck. Now that would be awful, oh no no no no! That's so much sexual references and awful bad puns. CHAT I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AFTER THIS IS 10 CHAT NOIRS ARE SUMMONED!

Sure enough, Louis was in the backyard trying to blowtorch and onion trying to eat him, Hugo was beating up his Football team as they shouted how bad of a player he was and Emma was stuck in a black box rolling across the floor. Thankfully, they weren't being followed by any fear-related Chat Noirs but Marinette still looked back every 10 seconds. Sandman flew past on the magic duvet and saw Marinette and flew down. "YOU! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!"

"What?! How is this my fault?!"

"You're Marinette Dupain-Cheng right? The owner and designer who works by herself?"

"That would be me, still doesn't explain how this is my fault."

"My daughter has generalised anxiety disorder, she loved your clothes and bought so many for herself. One day her limited edition LadyNoir onesie was torn on the stair railings, you should've made the fabric stronger!"

Marinette would've blamed it on the customer usually, but this girl Sandman was speaking of had a disorder, what sort of person would she be if she got angry at a protective father to a disordered child who needs help. "Where is she? I can help her, I'll fix the onesie for you."

"I'll never let you near her! You've scared her to never wear onesie's again because she doesn't want to rip them! You've already done enough!"

He shot a sand blast at her and Chat couldn't block it in time, "Go help my children! Get them to safety! I'll try reason with Sandman!"

Saving her children was her first priority, but she also didn't want Chat Noir seeing the 10 Chat Noir's appear around her. Sure enough, ten super muscular, hot and flirtatious Chat Noir's circled around her.

"Let's take this inside purr-incess."

"I'd spend all my nine lives with you princess." *wink*

"You and I look purr-fect together Mari."

"You have the greatest taste mademoiselle Dupain-Cheng."

"I can give you another little kitten if you wish Marinette."

"Imagine how great you'd feel if you loved all of us purr-incess."

"Your very scent turns me on Mari."

"I bet your underwear is very cute princess." *wink*

"Wanna do some netflix and chill at my place?"

"We'll make so much love you won't walk strait for a week."

Sandman looked horrified, "What the fuck goes on inside your head?!"

"My kitties! I'll give you a reward if you take down my abusive boyfriend, he likes dogs"

All the Chat's stared at Sandman, even he began to sweat, Hawkmoth was extremely entertained on his end. All their eyes seemed to light with red fire, the all raised their hands. "CATACLYSM!"

"Aim for the duvet Chattons!"

Chat Noir walked out to see all the commotion and ten Chats, he laughed as Marinette ran inside to supposably check on her kids. When she transformed into Ladybug all the Chat's disappeared before they could destroy the duvet, Ladybug was more confident and had a different fear than Marinette. Chat made a classic oh shit face and jumped into battle, Ladybug landed from the side, "Sorry I'm late kitty, nightmare trouble. Fill me in."

"This is Sandman, akuma is in the flying duvet and he brings fears to life, don't really get the difference but hey, we fought a similar power before and won fairly easily. You should've seen the ten Chat Noirs that were here before trying to have sex with Marinette Dupain-Cheng before, it was hilarious."

"Sound like a real hero for helping her, let's just get this over with."

"Don't underestimate me Ladybug, I'm not a child anymore, I am SANDMAN!" He created a sand tornado of fear, it easily hit Chat and Ladybug.

Chat Noir had an iron rod through his chest, blood was everywhere. "CHAT!"

"Lady-b-bug. Why- di-didn't you protect me? I-I thought I was your friend."

"You stupid cat! Of course dying is your worst fear!"

Chat Noir smiled devilishly, "This was your fault. You killed me. I am so angry with you, why do I bother loving someone who would just let me get stabbed?"

"You dying isn't your fear, it-it is mine? I thought it was revealing my identity."

"Mega CATACLYSM!"

Ladybug picked up a piece of equipment and used it to absorb the blast, after the sand cleared up she could see two Chat's duking it out. A fully white one, Chat Blanc, and her Chat Noir. Chat Blanc was clearly overpowering him. "Kitty! That's like an illusion! You're allowed to destroy it!"

"You're right! Cataclysm!" Chat Blanc was blown away as dust in the wind, Ladybug leaned over the dying Chat. "I'm sorry you're beyond saving, but you can still save me."

She yanked the iron rod out of his chest; then hit Sandman into the pool. "How could you do that to me? You could've saved me."

"Kitty," She leaned closer to him, "You had a fucking iron bar impaling your heart, and you're not a living being. You couldn't be saved."

Chat looked at the wet sand in the pool, "Hey Ladybug! What happens to sand when you put it in water?"

"It sinks and becomes a sludge." Chat pulled the soaking duvet out of the water, he clawed it open and the akuma flew out.

"No more evil-doing for you little akuma!" She opened her yo-yo and spun it round and round.

"Time to de-evilise! Bye bye little butterfly."

"Pound it kitty?"

"Pound it!"

"We haven't done that in so long!"

"I know bugaboo, why'd we even stop it in the first place?"

"We grew up, we did that when we were like 14."

"Point."

"I didn't even summon a lucky charm, this job is getting too easy Hawkmoth! Lucky Charm!"

A box of six donuts fell into her hands, "Best. Lucky. Charm. Ever. I dibs my ones!"

"Which ones are yours?"

"Come on M'Lady, the Ladybug ones obviously."

The duo enjoyed a sugary, round-shaped snack with a hole in the middle and helped the guy up. "Sir, you were akumatizes. Are you ok?"

"What? What for?"

"Ladybug wasn't here for that. You mentioned your disordered daughter and a onesie I believe."

"That's right, she was really upset and I went to try and replace it. But it was limited edition and there was only 100 made, that pushed her over the limit and it broke me."

"I'm sorry about your daughter, I'm sure you and Miss Dupain-Cheng can organise an arrangement as long as you try not to let your emotions get the better of you next time, ok sir?"

"I'll try, my daughter must be mortified."

"I'm sorry sir but we have to go, we cannot help there, there is Marinette and her children inside and I'm sure you can come up with something."

"See you next time M'Lady!"

"See ya kitty! Miraculous Ladybug!"