Author's Note: This story is going to take a lot more chapters than I expected, kinda tempted to add pointless filler so I can end the story on chapter 50. I love writing this so much and watching the views grow higher each day is heartwarming and such a confidence boost, can't even imagine my life at this point without this story. Who knows I may even update it when season 4 comes out, let's just hope there's a huge change that makes this fanfic canon forever because I'm trying to think of the most unique way to finish this story and I think I got a good one. Stay tuned until then!

Ladybug quickly detransformed and went into the toilet window, flushed the toilet and walked outside. "Mom! You missed everything! Ladybug showed up just after all your horny cat-dream-people disappeared!"

"Hugo! Where'd you hear a word like horny?"

"Chat Noir." He pointed at the hero standing in the backyard and he stammered.

"What? Hugo! I did not! Princess I swear it wasn't me!"

"Kids upstairs, me and the cat have to talk."

"The proper grammar is the cat and I mother."

"Not the time Louis."

"Sorry."

Marinette pulled Chat into her living room and pushed him onto the couch, "If you're going to come by," she leaned closer to his face, "No teaching my kids that just yet, because I swear if Emma asks me what a hooker is next week I will hunt you down with my secret weapon."

"I've handled 2 of your kids before, and akumas. I'm pretty sure I can handle Hugo at full strength."

"How'd you know Hugo was my weapon?"

"Huh?" SHE TOLD ME THAT AS ADRIEN!

"How'd you know Hugo was my weapon, did Alya tell you?"

"Ok fine! She told me not to tell you but after she found out my identity she warned me about how dangerous your children could be before I went to check on you after Hawkmoth. Don't tell her I told you."

"Dammit Alya! That was my secret military, speaking of Alya, I haven't heard from her or Nino in a few days."

They both looked at each other and had the same idea, they thought back to Orientator, Alya was there, Nino was at home, the heroes were drained and away occupied with something else. He had a perfect time to strike. Marinette picked up her phone and opened the news app. "What are you doing princess?"

"Alya was meant to play her gameshow this morning, if it isn't there we go check her house." She scrolled through the show times, and clicked Alya's time. A young dark-skinned man with a black buzzcut was where Alya should be, "Hello Paris, our usual host Alya Césaire could not make it for some unknown reason today. So I, August, shall be hosting todays show, she should be back for next time."

Marinette dropped her phone, "No Nino concerts, no Alya," Marinette opened the Miraculous app and even the Ladyblog hadn't been updated in 2 days. "Not even the Ladyblog has been updated, let's go Chat Noir."

"Mari, if they have been captured by Hawkmoth, it just doesn't seem right. Something doesn't add up."

"We have to go, you know the address carry me to their house!"

"You can get yourself there."

"How I don't have powers?"

"If Ladybug finds out this happened she'll kill me, you were Multimouse as a teenager right?"

"Yes, why?"

"While Ladybug was mourning the death of fear created Chat Noir, I went into her yo-yo that was on the floor and stuck my hand in. I pulled out this miraculous," He revealed the mouse miraculous to her from his suit zip pocket, "I believe this is the mouse one, I only took one just in case of emergencies. Well, Marinette Dupain-Cheng. Here is the miraculous of the mouse, which grants the power of division, you will use it for the greater good."

Marinette looked stunned, "Where did you learn that little speech?"

Chat scratched the back of his neck, he though back to his time as aspik, the long months he tried to help Ladybug without sleep. "It's a story I'd rather not get into."

Marinette smirked, wanting to test his true knowledge. "Yes Chat Noir."

"Oh right. Once the job is done, you will return the miraculous to me, can I trust you?"

"A little off, but yes you can trust me."

She was still mad at Chat but couldn't do it as Marinette, if it was up to her Chat would have at least a dislocated jaw by now, stealing a miraculous without her permission. Who does he think he is, she put it on and Mullo appeared. "Marinette! Why do you chose to summon me today?"

Mullo then noticed Chat Noir there and her earrings in disguise. "Yay! It's been so long since we've got to fight a villain together! It would've been at least 10 cycles for you right?"

"Close enough, it's good to see you too Mullo, but we have work to do. Mullo, get squeaky!"

The two heroes made their way to Alya's house, Multimouse using her jump rope to vault herself around town. It was very similar to her primary yo-yo, they landed at the door to only find an empty house with a note on the cork board in the office. Thankfully, Alya must've taken down and hidden (hopefully burned) all of the evidence against Chat's identity. The note was printed so the handwriting couldn't be traced, it read;

Bring your miraculouses to the stadium at 10pm tonight, cause problems and you won't get your friends back.

Multimouse covered her mouth, "This is my fault." No, it's Ladybug's and Marinette's fault. I failed my friends twice and now a third as Multimouse.

"Marinette- I mean uhh- Multimouse. It isn't your fault, only Hawkmoth is to blame. He should've dealt with his own problems instead of wanting to fix them with magic."

"You're right, if I ever see Ladybug I'm taking all her miraculous and giving them to warriors who need them."

"No, we want to see Alya and Nino again. When I next see Ladybug we'll discuss a plan, only us. We are not going to bring anymore citizens into this, we cannot afford to put innocent people at risk. We've been stuck before, but Ladybug is smart and very talented, she'll find a way to fix this one way or another. We just have to follow his terms, get Alya and Nino back, then get the fox and turtle miraculouses back, then defeat him once and for all."

Marinette couldn't help but smile, "Mullo, quiet down."

She gave her miraculous back to Chat, he looked at the floor gloomily, so did Marinette. "Hey Mari, I think I know how to cheer you up."

"How?"

"Well, I believe you and Ladybug are fairly similar. And Ladybug loved it when I played her music, you a music fan as well?"

"I love music! Where are we going to go?"

"Do you have a piano at your place?"

"Yeah I do, no one ever uses it so it might be out of tune. It's in the garage."

Chat picked her up and took her back to her house, he landed in the backyard. "Do you mind if my children watch? Hugo might not but Emma and Louis definitely will!"

"Sure, I just have to make the songs kid friendly."

"That would be wise if you wish to live"

They both laughed and walked inside, "Dupain-Chengs! Chat Noir is going to sing and use the piano if you want to come and watch!"

To Marinette's surprise, all the kids came rushing down. "I want to see Chat Noir get outdone by Mommy!"

"Louis how well can cats sing?!"

"Cats are not known for their tune but they do have a memorable sound, it'll be interesting to see a superhero sing in our garage."

Everyone gathered around the piano and Chat tested the keys, "Hey! They all are in tune! Lucky me!"

He did a little warm up of playing and was ready, "All right! Any song requests?"

Louis was first to ask, "Do you know the song lit(var)?"

Chat looked impressed, "As a matter a fact, I do. Where'd you hear of a song like lit(var)?"

"Anime, why?"

"Hey me too! Koe no katchi?"

"Yeah! Have you read the manga?"

"Of course! Such a heartwarming series and movie. A real pleasure to have discovered it."

Chat looked at Marinette with awe, "Louis not only has taste in food, but movies and books as well!"

My home internet network is weird so if you want to know what lit(var) sounds like you'll have to find it yourself, it's got a fairly unique title so you'll find it.

Chat played the song and only Louis was in 100% amazement, everyone else was just impressed. Just when Chat was about to play and sing Hugo's request of 'Whiskey Glasses' when his ring beeped. "What? I haven't even used my cataclysm. Must've been transformed for too long."

Marinette looked down at the floor, Chat put his hands on her shoulders. "Mari, they'll be ok. Ladybug and I have got this in the bag."

He kissed her cheek. "I'll bring them both straight here after we save them. I promise. This Cat has to flee, bye Princess!"

The triplets were in a circle around her as Chat left, "Mommy has a cat-boyfriend! Mommy has a cat-boyfriend! Mommy has a cat-boyfriend!"

"Alright that's it, tickle punishment!"

She chased her kids up the stairs and they all giggled and screamed.

"Nooooooo! Mommy don't tickle us to death!"