Author's Note: I've seen this quite a bit in private messaging and the review section so I'm going to give everyone a straight up answer right here. I know Marinette isn't that nice, I know that she still abuses Chat Noir and he does nothing about because he fears her. I know that both their miraculous are equal, and if any were to be stronger it would be the black cat one. I know that Ladybug overreacts to Chat's gimmicks, and punishes him for that, and I know Chat has the ability to overpower her but he doesn't. He fears that if he doesn't receive the light punishment (a slap, push, etc) he will be harshly dealt with (punch, anger, you get it). That's what the end of the story is going to resolve, that issue of the need to use fear and ability to overpower opponents. I refuse to reveal anymore, but it will happen.

"Gorizilla give me your strength!"

Gorizilla collapsed on the seats of the stadium and Hawkmoth laughed deeply, "You're in for it now Cat!"

Chat slid under the punch and tripped Hawkmoth over, he tried to take his miraculous off his chest but he was kicked back flying out of the stadium and hitting a building. "Second Chance!"

"Gorizilla give me your strength!"

Gorizilla collapsed on the seats of the stadium and Hawkmoth laughed deeply, "You're in for it now Cat!"

This time Chat Noir clung onto Hawkmoth's arm kicking him in the face, he used his other arm to punch Chat Noir off but he got away and Hawkmoth broke his own right arm. "NOOOOO!"

Hawkmoth drew his cane and began jabbing forcefully at Chat Noir, being the nimble cat that he was; he dodged all of them. He took the cane out of his hands, "You aren't playing very nice!"

Chat bonked him on the top of the head and whacked him away, he stood over the body of unconscious Hawkmoth, reaching to take off his miraculous.

1 minute earlier, at the battle of Ladybug and Lohitaḥ-Mayura.

"Ladybug! You cannot defeat us! We are unstoppable!"

"You really believe that? Lucky Charm!"

A hose fell into her hands, she looked around cluelessly whilst avoiding Mayura until she found a tap. "You really believe you can beat me with a hose?!"

"What happens to birds when they get wet?"

She plugged it in and walked closer to Mayura, "They can't fly, wait. NO!"

A stream of water shot at Mayura and she dropped her feather fan, "Venom!"

Ladybug immobilised Mayura only a metre away from where Hawkmoth fell, "Looks like we've finally won kitty."

"You can say that again, let's find out who these monsters really are!"

When they touched the brooches, everything around them turned to dust. "What's happening!"

"I don't know M'Lady! Come here!"

Everything around them became a dome of stone walls, the only source of light was a butterfly window. Hawkmoth and Mayura were standing side by side near the back end of the room. "Welcome to my lair Ladybug and Chat Noir!"

"This is impossible! How did that?! Alya! Nino! How?!"

"It's quite simple, meet Rena Rage."

A red fox heroine stepped forward, "Remember me?"

"It took Hawkmoth a lot of trouble to akumatise her, all it took was bringing that DJ a bit of pain. Now she can create interactive illusions all powered by objects!"

"All all M'Lady and I had to do was take off your miraculous and the illusion ended."

"Why didn't you take our miraculous while we were in it?"

"It's like being in a dream, we shake you, you wake up, we're busted. So we had to take you to the one place to wake you up and defeat you easily, here."

"How do we know you're not just an illusion? What if you're, behind us!" Chat threw his stick into the butterfly window and it shattered and dropped to the floor, "Dammit. I really thought that was smart."

"Cat! This isn't time to mess around!"

"No no, Chat Noir. Be my guest, be a fucking idiot while I squash that little red bug of yours."

"Touch Ladybug, and cataclysms will be released upon you."

"Thank you anyways."

"Thank us?! For what? We've been stopping your schemes for years!"

"You taught me what I could not find out, how to merge miraculous. Nooroo, Wayzz, Unify."

His cane became an umbrella shield, his could make the turtle shell appear in his hand on his back or the floor part of his cane. He had his cane drawn in his left hand and the shell on his right forearm. "You will never beat me Ladybug, it's three on two. Rage, Mayura, GO!"

"Multitude!"

She split into tinier three miraculous powered heroes and she went to attack. "Cataclysm!"

The snake miraculous clicked back into place and he didn't restart it. This was a single chance fight, no do-overs. Chat Noir went for Hawkmoth and the 50 Queen Multibugs dealt with Mayura and Rena Rage. They were overpowered fairly easily, it wasn't long before they all were on the floor crawling backward fearing defeat. "I HAVE NOT FAUGHT THIS LONG TO LOSE NOW!"

He ripped the miraculous off Rena Rage and put it around his neck, Nino appeared in the bottom corner with blood covering his arm, Alya collapsed onto the floor. "TRIXX! NOOROO! WAYZZ! UNIFY!"

Hawkmoth went mental, throwing every weapon at Chat Noir. "KITTY! Single!"

All the mini heroes combined into the normal sized super heroine, Hawkmoth became more careless than usual. There's a difference between careless and reckless. Hawkmoth in this moment wouldn't care if he ended the life of everyone in the room as long as he achieved his goal, it was soon he realised he was beaten. Mayura couldn't stand and was on the brink of detransformation, he had no time to think up a dream and throwing magical weapons over and over was becoming ineffective. Alya stood up and held her head, she had the worst headache in the world, he grinned sinisterly. He poked Ladybug with the flute, hit her in the side of the head three times and threw it at her. He hit the side of his shield against Chat's forehead and he fell to the floor, he stepped back and spun the thing at the speed of light towards his face causing his nose and lip to burst into blood.

He ran into Alya and picked her up by her neck, he hung her out of the window and threw her upward, then hit her with her cane away from his lair, he did the same to Nino. "Go after your friends, be with them in their dying moments."'

The two heroes got back up and sped to where they landed, the two were like ketchup packets in the street, blood was everywhere, they both were unresponsive. "Mirage!"

Hawkmoth concealed all the damage from the world and helped Mayura up, "You're in no critical condition, we have the turtle and fox miraculous now. You'll be fine now Nathalie, I promise."

"ALYA! NINO! CHAT CARRY NINO!"

They were at the hospital in a matter of seconds, they were in the emergency centre and both Alya and Nino were extremely lucky to be alive, the only reason they survived is because of the frequent wearing of a miraculous. Ladybug and Chat even got themselves fixed up, Chat had a broken nose and Ladybug broke two toes and a finger. It was fairly little for a battle like that, it was the most brutal, gory, frightning battle of their lives. Chat got his fave fixed up and Ladybug got a gauze on her left foot and a finger brace. Chat didn't need anything, he didn't leave Nino or Alya's side until Ladybug came out. A nurse walked in and told them the situation.

"Alya is in the worst condition, so I'll start with Mr Lahiffe. After multiple reviews of his analysis all the professionals give him a 9.2% chance of walking out of this hospital with two healthy hands and a life."

"How bad's the hand?"

"This is some of the most cruel torture I've ever dreamt, seen or heard of. You said Hawkmoth did this right?"

"That's correct."

"He seems to have cuto open his arm with a blunt but remarkably clean object and-"

"It was probably his cane, miraculous weapons don't get dirty."

"As I was saying Mr Noir, what Hawkmoth did was cut his flesh and remove 31.9 millimetres of bone from his radius. We'll have to replace it with stem cells and a brace, doing that has a 76.3% chance of success but only a 42.7% chance of using his arm to it's full function. Not very handy when he's a DJ."

"What's his chance of death Nurse Brun?"

"He's pretty stable, his chances are at 69.0%"

Chat giggled a bit, "Not the time or the place kitty."

"What about Alya? She took a pretty bad hit to the head."

"Your right there, she has major trauma to the head. Us doctors were dumbfounded by the fact she was still alive."

"Explain the numbers, Nurse."

"Ladybug, with all do respect, I don't think that-"

"Please just tell me the numbers."

"Alya has a 4.6% chance of survival, it would take a miracle for her to survive this."

"Luckily I am a miracle."

"I don't doubt your power Ladybug, but summoning a horseshoe isn't going to help."

They both looked at each other, "The hose!"

They still had about 30 seconds until it would disappear, if she used her miraculous Ladybug all damage would be reversed, but they still wouldn't get their miraculous back. "M'Lady it'll take too long!"

She reached into her yo-yo and pulled glasses, "The Snake and Bee are the two most powerful miraculous I have left, if all else fails put those on them, it should heal them quicker and boost their chances."

They both put in their contact microphones from their weapons, "Mullo, Pollen, divide! Tikki, Kaalki, Unify!"

She gave the comb to Chat and threw the mouse back into her yo-yo, Chat took off the snake and had them both in his hands. He put them on the two and Sass and Pollen appeared, "Voyage!"

Ladybug bolted through the stadium and saw the hose plugged near the tap, "You've got eight seconds bugaboo! Hurry!"

Ladybug yo-yoed one of the poles and swung over, Chat started to count.

"Three!"

Ladybug unplugged the hose out of the tap,

"Two!"

She threw it into the air and began to call the words,

"One!"

"Miraculous Ladybug!"

"Zero! You did it M'Lady! You saved them! I see the magic ladybugs flying through now!"

"I'm coming back kitty!"

She ran back through the portal before it closed and hugged Alya and Nino, Chat did the same. "What happened? Why are we in hospital beds? Wait, the kidnapper. Hawkmoth?"

"You guessed it, we just came out of a miracle battle!"

"Dude! What happenedto your nose Chat Noir?"

"Oh ahh, I was whacked in the face multiple times with a shell shield."

"You mean? Carapace's one?"

"Hawkmoth unified his miraculous with the fox and turtle, he will have a very long sleep and serious fatigue today."

"That's his only punishment? I wasn't even recording! What a clip that would've been!"

"Yeah, I'd rather that fight not get released to the public, I looked pretty bad when I was basically vomiting blood."

"Hey, at least we're all alive. And if you don't mind you two are wearing miraculous that we only put on you just incase human healing didn't work, I kinda need them back, that makes 4 miraculouses lost from the miracle box all in Hawkmoth's possession."

"That's fair dudess."

"Yeah totally we understand."

They both handed their miraculous back and they were all allowed to leave from hospital, they all stood and stared into the night sky. "I got places to be, unfortunately. Bug out!"

"Alya, I'm just going to go to the pub for a beer, want to come?"

"No thanks, you go ahead. But you know what tonight is?"

Nino blushed, "Yes, honey. I remember."

As Nino kissed his wife goodbye and left it was just Chat walking Alya home, his nose had become unnoticeable now. "Woah, your broken nose, isn't broken anymore. Like 10 minutes ago it was crooked and swollen how is it already healed?"

"You were choked and put into battle against us, were thrown into the sky and hit like a ball and a bat at least 200 metres away from where we were."

"What?! What happened to Nino?"

"Umm, I don't think it's very wise to tell you-"

She grabbed his bell and pulled him closer, "You tell me what butterfly-man did to my husband or trust me your next wound won't heal."

"What is with the ladies in my life always threatening me like that?!"

She let him go, "I'm usually chill, but when it comes to a scoop or my hubby, I go a bit crazy. Sorry."

"Apology accepted, Hawkmoth cut open his right arm and took out his radius. Then threw him across Paris. Oh shit I've unleashed a demon."

"WWHHHAAAAAAAAAAATT!"

"I swear if I ever get my hands on Hawkmoth he'll wish he never went to Tibet and found that stupid brooch!"

"Alya I don't-"

"It's for my hubby, shut up cat."

"I've actually got to be somewhere."

"Adrien, can you stay with me until I'm home?"

"Sure, just don't go round calling me that?"

"Oh yeah, sorry."

Chat finished walking her home and sped for the one of two places he felt calm; Marinette's house and the karaoke bar.

He bumped into Marinette walking into there as well, "Rough night huh Mari?"

"You have no idea."