Obligatory Author note: Hello! Welcome to the new chapter. I'm sorry for being late on my uploads. I'll try to be earlier and stuff, recently school's been a B and there's some personal stuff eating up my time so... yeah. I'm sorry for the delays, if ever you're still reading the story :)
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Food Fight!
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It was lunch and team JNPR and RWBY were sitting at their table. Jaune wondered Hmmm no mischief today?
Ruby then stood up and put a large book on the table that says "Best Day Ever Activities"
"Sisters, Friends...Weiss"
"Hey!"
Jaune gave an inward chuckle. "Four score and seven minutes ago, I had a dream."
Yang, who was catching food that Nora was throwing at her with her mouth said "This might be good" as she caught a cherry that Nora threw.
"Five minutes ago, I had a dream. A dream that someday, we'll have the best fun as a team...EVER!" Ruby shouted as Nora threw a grape at Yang.
Weiss raised her eyebrows "Did you just...steal my binder?"
"I am not a crook"
"What are you talking about?" Blake asked
Ruby was about to speak as Jaune interjected "She probably wants ypu guys to have fun and hang out or something"
"Jauuuuneeee you can't just...do that!" she told him as he laughed.
"Anyway, I mean we should start off our semester with a bang" Ruby stated as now, Yang interjected "I like to start mine with a Yang!"
Silence... Oh Yang, try harder next time sweetie Jaune thought as Nora threw an apple at Yang. Who then threw another one back.
Jaune found this funny, They might start a foodfight! of course, he knew that they wouldn't be so childish.
Surprise surprise, he thought wrong...
Jaune didn't even hear what the rest of team Rwby was talking about until Nora threw a pie...
At Weiss... Who looked pissed
"This is a declaration of WAR!" Ruby shouted
God...damnit Nora Jaune and Ren thought. Nora picked up some more of her food and chucked it at Yang who expertly dodged.
Team RWBY all stood up, this is war. They rushed towards JNPR.
Jaune thought Oh shi-
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The sun was shining brightly in the sky. The birds were chirping, students were walking around the campus, and for some reason avoiding the cafeteria.
Sun Wukong was walking with his friend. A blue haired boy who wore goggles on his forehead for some reason, he was wearing a uniform different from Beacon's as it was a red, long sleeve shirt. This suave looking dude was Neptune Vasilias.
"Like we were fighting on the docks and she was like super duper fast. Like She was super cool!" Sun was talking about Blake
"Yeah?" Neptune said
"Yeah! Jaune was also there, and Old man Thorin too!"
"Wow, that's cool man" Neptune said as they approached the door to the cafeteria.
Sun was trying to compose himself "They're just in here... Just be cool ok?"
Flashing his cool-guy smile "I'm always cool"
"Good point"
They opened the doors to students running out...
"FOODFIGHT!!!"
Neptune and Sun just stood there watching.
Nora was standing atop a giant stack of tables "I'm queen of the castle!"
Jaune was standing below making sure the thing didn't fall down and Pyrrha was helping him.
"Justice will be swift, justice will be painful. It will be...DELICIOUS!"
Queue the start of the music! Jaune thought as team RWBY rushed toward them. Ren threw some watermelons upward and kicked them toward RWBY.
Yang got full-sized turkey gloves We had turkey!? Jaune thought as he too picked up two watermelons to throw them at RWBY.
Nora threw a table full of watermelons toward the all-girl team and Pyrrha managed to throw four in succession Why do we have so many watermelons
Yang punched two watermelons out of the air as Blake, who was armed with veeeery hard bread sliced up 4 out of the sky. Yang kept punching out more as Blake picked up another baguette.
Yang did a flip and punched so hard that the turkey came flying off and toward Jaune.
Pyrrha dodged but Jaune caught the turkey, redirected it, then shot it back. Yang caught it again and put it back on.
"Oh its on!" He shouted as he grabbed a baguette and threy Pyrrha a slightly longer one
"I'll handle Yang!" he said as he told Pyrrha to take care of Blake. Pyrrha nodded and proceeded to Blake.
"Ready Vomit Boy?"
"I'll wipe that smirk off of your face" Jaune rushed at Yang with a fast overhead swing and Yang swatted the hit Gods its so light... Jaune thought as he was missing using his sword.
Yang nearly threw a blow to Jaune's side with her turkey glove. But Jaune weaved under it and hit her in the back of the head with the baguette. Yang dodged and did a flip to kick Jaune.
Jaune backed off just in time to swap with Pyrrha who was fighting Blake.
Jaune was now facing off against Blake and her clones. It really wasn't that hard facing off against her. Jaune was able to read her movements, though not perfectly.
Jaune slashed forward, Blake backed off and appeared slightly to the left to only see that jaune had already anticipated the move.
Pyrrha was able to incapacitate Yang for a bit and Jaune landed a solid hit on Blake who went flying "Pyrrha! Hit it!"
"Ok!" Pyrrha threw her baguette spear at Blake but Ruby slid in with a tray and managed to send it back with her tray and then do a flip to hit Pyrrha.
Pyrrha dodged and Ruby kicked the tray toward Pyrrha which knocked her onto the vending machines.
Jaune was busy fending off Weiss who was using ketchup. Dodging and weaving, Nora and Ren came for backup. Ren slipped on the ketchup Weiss was using but regained his balance as he did a flip... into tables
Rip Ren Jaune would tease his only male Beacon friend about this later.
Nora however took the opportunity and got a metal rod from the wall and did a front flip to stab it into a watermelon and tried to hit Weiss. But Ruby blocked it and was thrown backwards.
Jaune didn't want to let up the pressure, his opponents were staggered. He had to make a move, however he then saw Weiss holding a swordfish A SWORDFISH!?!?!?! THE HELL???
Jaune was surprised but continued and provided support to Nora as he flanked. He threw fruits toward Weiss who expertly dodged them one by one. When he got close enough he got another baguette and jumped up then slashed down at Weiss. She parried and Riposted and Jaune was slid backward. But Nora got a hit on Weiss that sent her flying toward a pillar.
Ruby caught her "Weiss! Weiss! Don't leave me" she cried.
Yang was back up and Ren ran toward her. Ren picked up two leeks and blocked Yang's kick. Yang gave a wuick right hook as Ren narrowly dodged and hit her back with a counter attack that threw her off a bit.
Yang managed to dash in though and gave Ren an uppercut. Ren was sent into the air. Ren however threw his leeks down toward Yang, who jumped to him and punched him straight into the ground.
Nora however followed up, Yang noticed and went for a massive punch, Nora twirled her makeshift watermelon hammer and was goint to hit Yang upward.
Yang was hit first, she flew through the roof. Blake was also back up and grabbed a long chain of sausages that she used to hit Nora into the soda vending machines.
However Nora was able to grab a few sodas and threw them as Blake who dodged. Pyrrha used her semblance, which was polarity, to take all the cans and throw them to Blake wo got bombarded with them onto the wall.
With all his teammates doing good Jaune felt cool. Ruby though, all her teammates were down so she had to go all or nothing.
She started running, and running fast. Jaune knew what this was gonna do but he let it happen, he had a plan.
Ruby was going so fast, that the soda cans Pyrrha threw earlier were now going back towards them.
"Uh oh" Nora said as she saw the wave of soda cans.
Jaune however smirked, he picked up a pie. He aimed forward aaaaaaaaaand shoot.
He threw the pie and hit Ruby square in the face, Bullseye
Of course it didn't stop the oncoming onslaught that was soda cans... They hit Neptune.
"I love these guys" Sun smirked and looked over toward an angry Neptune.
"CHILDREN!" Glynda Goodwitch was fuming.
Big nope Jaune was scared of Goodwitch for a good reason. In a manner of seconds, she was able to fix the mess they made. Levitating the tables and the stains just going poof.
"Please do not play with your food" Goodwitch said as she adjusted her glasses to go higher to the beidge of her nose.
The two teams laughed as Yang fell back down to earth and rubbed her head.
"What'd I miss?" She asked jokingly
Goodwitch was about to go into an anger filled lecture but "Let it go" Ozpin held her shoulder.
She sighed "They are supposed to be the defenders of humanity"
"And, they will be. But right now they're still children, so let them play the part" Ozpin smiled and sipped his coffee after all, they won't have that role forever
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The White Fang were at Roman's warehous, he still had a few bruises but he was feeling better. Aura did wonders
"Oh look, she sent the kids. Ah, this reminds me of the divorce" He chuckled as he put his hands on the shoulders of the new help his employer had got him
"Please spare me the thought of you procreating" Emerald said and this mad Roman chuckle.
"I was kidding-" he took the note he expertly pickpocketed from Emerald and read what was written Tukson? The big guy? They probably killed him...Damn, I liked him too...
"This, will probably tell mw where you've been all day! Why do you have this address?" he asked
"Wait how did you-" Emerald started
"I'm a professional sweetheart, pay attention you might learn something. Reguardless why do you have it?" he said as he lit a cigar.
"We were busy cleaning up your problems" Mercury said cockcockily
"I had that under control"
"Two packed bags and a ticket to Vale says otherwise"
This got a sigh from Roman who finally blew his top "If it were up to me, I'd take you and your little friend here and I'll-"
"Do what, Roman?" Cinder said as she walked into the room
" I'd...not kill them?" Damn what is it with your timing woman!?
"Didn't I tell you to take care of the runaway?" Cinder asked Roman "I was going to..." he stated
Emerald smirked and stated "He was going to escape to Vacuo, Mercury and I killed the rat"
"I think he was a type of cat actually" Mercury said
"Like what, a puma?" Emerald asked
"Quiet, didn't I specifically ask you to keep your hands clean when in Vale?" Cinder scolded Emerald and Mercury. Roman laughed at their misfortune.
"I..I'm sorry ma'am, I just thought-" Emerald was cut off "Shhhhh, do not think...Obey" Cinder said as Roman stuck his tongue out.