The next morning Cody and Rex were in the mess hall eating breakfast. Dreading what they'll have to deal with today.
"The girls are already lined up in the library waiting for you guys" Ashoka chuckled.
"Great" Rex sighed.
"I hope this silly task ends soon," Cody said.
"It will brother don't worry" Rex put a hand on his shoulder.
After they finished eating they headed to the library. The girls were talking excitedly to each other. However when Rex and Cody came they quieted down and paid attention.
"Sweetie!" a honey brown haired woman ran up to Cody and started smooching his face.
"Ew get off me!" he shoved her off.
"That's no way to speak to your wife" she pouted.
"Yea yea your like the tenth person claiming to be my wife now get out" Cody was angry and his face was covered in kiss lips.
"FINE IF YOU WON'T LOVE ME THEN DIE!" she grew ridiculously long claws and attacked him.
"Whatever crazy" he stunned her and she was drug away.
"Need a little help there," Rex laughed as he handed Cody a towelette.
He began furiously wiping the lipstick off.
"Next" Rex said.
A fiery red haired girl with orange wings and triangular orange ears came over.
"Oh my god do you have wings" Rex rolled his eyes.
"Yes" she replied.
"Get out" Rex shook his head.
A girl with silky silver hair and red eyes walked up.
"Hi I'm Silver Smith…" she said in a barely audible voice and looked down.
"Ok let's hear it, what's your sappy backstory?" Cody rubbed his temples.
"My mom and dad were severely abusive and neglectful then I got sent to to an abusive orphanage where I was then adopted by abusive relatives I was bullied in school my whole childhood then I got an abusive boyfriend who dumped me for my cousin because she was prettier than me but not before he told me how fat ugly and stupid I was then when I finally got some friends we were on our way to a party when we got in a car accident all my friends died leaving me alone after I got out of the hospital I was hit by a car and spent a month in the hospital on my way home from there I was shot in a robbery gone bad and went back to the hospital my nurse was abusive and my doctor insulted me daily then I was kidnapped and tortured and that's how I got on Coruscant and the only thing that will help me heal from my trauma is if Rex holds me and whispers comforting words to me" she finished with a sad sigh.
"Aww really come here so I can whisper something to you" Rex said.
She walked over and he pulled her into his arms.
"Get out" he whispered in her ear and pointed to the door.
"B-but don't you want to help me" she started crying.
"We have no time for oh feel sorry for me sues" Cody said in a mocking tone and she left crying.
A girl with blonde hair and a yellow sundress came skipping over.
"Hii I'm Sunshine Days" she giggled.
"What skills do you have?" Rex asked.
"None" she replied.
"None?" Cody raised a brow.
"Absolutely none but that doesn't matter because you guys are going to absolutely love me anyway even though I'm super pointless YAY!" she cheered.
"Yea it doesn't work that way goodbye" Cody pointed to the door.
Just then a woman appeared in front of them.
"I can teleport" she puffed her chest out.
"Total Mary Sue get out" Rex said she disappeared.
A dark skinned girl came up.
"My name is Grace Windu, I'm Mace Windu's daughter" she said.
"There's no way general Windu has a daughter, he's way too much of a stickler for the rules for that so please do us all a favor and beat it" Rex said.
Rex and Cody decided to take a lunch break. They headed to Dex's Diner. Dex shared stories and joked with the clones. They left the diner full and satisfied but then they remembered they had to continue dealing with sues. They got back to their post.
Then Chancellor Palpatine showed up.
"I totally wouldn't be stupid enough to be arresred by you dumb Mary Sues even if it's one of those yay she somehow saves eveyone scenes I've been fooling the Jedi all this time so I think I'm smarted then you" he crossed his arms.
"Fooling the Jedi how?" Rex asked.
"Uhh that's my cue to leave" he hurried off.
Just then a furry walked up wearing a collar.
"Hi Rex I wanna be your dog can I be your dog please I'm a super loyal and good girl please Rex please I'm house broken and well trained" she rubbed her head against him.
"Rex is too creeped out to speak so I'll say it for him, get out" Cody said she drooped her ears and sulked away.
"I need to go home after that freakshow" Rex walked away.
"That's all for today!" Cody called.
The girls groaned.