I know I know it's been a while, but none the less. I'm back with another chapter.

Special thanks to MariusWales for drawing me an awesome cover for this story. Go check him out on Deviantart, he's an awesome artist. Now then, let's get started.

Chapter 3: Rolf's new hired hand

The life of a kid in the Cul-De-Sac can be pretty simple. Most of the time all you have to worry about is how you're going to avoid eternal boredom. But not the blue-haired shepherd boy. He had his daily chores that needed finishing, such as feeding his family's animals, cleaning the pens and coops, etc. Rolf didn't mind this at all. Sure some days were harder than others. But at the end of the day, he was always full of pride, knowing that his hard work is making him a strong independent young man.

But still, he wouldn't mind having someone to help him now and then.

On one particular morning, however, there was a surprise waiting for Rolf. Stepping into his backyard and breathing in that fresh morning air, while stretching his arms and legs. Rolf was ready for the day.

"(satisfied sigh)… Another glorious day for the son of a shepherd. Let's start by…" he looked to the left and was surprised by what he saw. In his tomato garden, all the weeds he had seen the previous day were removed. Odd, he was sure he didn't clear them out yesterday.

"Oh… then Rolf will…" he stopped his sentence midway again when he looked towards his right. His pig pen was clean, and there was new fresh mud for Wilfred and the other pigs.

Growing a bit more nervous Rolf started to glance around his whole yard. All his chores were done. The animals were fed, the chicken coop was clean, Victor the goat was brushed, and even the cow's hooves were trimmed.

"This baffles Rolf's mind," he said as he began scratching his head in confusion.

"I don't remember doing these tasks before bed, and yet they're all finished," said Rolf to himself when he concluded.

"This could only mean one thing….."

"MAMMA QUICK! THE ELVES HAVE RETURNED! PREPARE THE CENSERS!" he yelled in near panic.

But before he could continue, something caught his attention. It was a scent, a scent he wasn't very familiar with yet. Although, he could've sworn that he smelled this scent before.

Rolf then placed his nose to the ground and tried to find the source of the smell. After pacing for a few seconds, he finally found it.

A single strand of blonde hair.

(Meanwhile at the Cul-De-Sac)

Kevin was busy showing-off his bicycle to Lynn. Doing circles around her, popping wheelies, etc. Not to charm her, not at all. He just wanted to show her how cool his bike was. After stopping in his tracks, Lynn gave him a thumb up.

"Nice moves Kev, let me give it a shot," said Lynn as she reaches for the bike's handlebar. Kevin reacted by quickly grabbing Lynn's arm before she touched the bike.

"Sorry Lynn, you're a really cool girl and all. But no one rides my bike except me," said Kevin in a casual tone.

Lynn retracted her arm, she then folded her arms and looked away in disappointment.

"Tch… whatever."

Just then she saw a rather odd sight.

"Uh… Kevin. What's Rolf doing?" she asked as she pointed toward a direction with her thumb.

Finally taking his eyes off his bike, Kevin looked towards Lynn and then towards Rolf.

Rolf was busy walking along the sidewalk, with his nose firmly planted on the ground. He was busy sniffing the ground, following an invisible trail. He was so focused on his task that he didn't notice Lynn and Kevin staring at him.

The whole scene was a bit weird for Lynn, but not so much for Kevin.

"Oh yeah, Rolf does a bunch of weird stuff sometimes. It's best to leave him alone," said Kevin before taking off on his bike.

Lynn quickly looked back at Rolf, and then she shrugged it off before she too left.

Still following the scent trail, Rolf was blissfully unaware that he was closing in on the Loud's house. In the living room lying on the couch, Lori was busy texting her boyfriend, Bobby.

SLAM

Lori was startled by the front door suddenly bursting open, and even more surprised that Rolf casually walked into the house with his nose still on the ground.

"Um… hey Rolf wh…."

"ASK NOTHING!" yelled Rolf as he continued into the kitchen.

"Wow, rude much," responded a perplexed Lori before she continued her texting.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Lana and Lola were having another one of their fights. This time they were fighting over a jump rope.

"It's my turn to play with the jump rope!" yelled Lola as she pulled on her end of the rope.

"No way Lola, you played with it yesterday. It's my turn!" responded Lana as pulled on her end.

"No, it's my turn!"

"No, it's mine!"

"Mine!"

"Mine!"

"Mine!"

"Mine!"

Sniff sniff

The twins' tug of war immediately came to a halt when they realized Rolf was busy sniffing Lana's head. Weirded out by the situation the twins didn't speak for a few seconds. But then Lola broke the silence.

"Uh, can we help you weirdo?" rudely asked Lola. But Rolf didn't pay attention to her.

"Ah ha! Rolf knew the scent was familiar. It was you Red Capped Loud-girl!" exclaimed Rolf with some excitement.

Lana let go of the rope and turned towards Rolf.

"Um what are you talking about?" she asked while shifting her eyes nervously.

"The nose does not lie," was all Rolf said as he showed her the strand of hair he found. It caused Lana to grow even more nervous.

"It was you who did all of Rolf's chores, wasn't it?" said Rolf as he folded his arms.

"Okay okay, you got me. But I couldn't help it. I like animals, and I really like fixing things. And when I saw your farm animals, I kinda figured that I could…"

"Sneak onto Rolf's property like a weasel in a hen house, and do all of Rolf's tasks to gain favor from him?"

"Look I had a really good reason! I wanted to help you out and work with your animals, but I knew you probably wouldn't have given me a chance because I'm a little girl so…" said Lana before looking away. Even though she was a great handyman and mechanic, she was still a six-year-old girl. And sometimes she was shy about asking strangers.

Lola was still listening to the conversation in silence, not really sure of what to say in the matter.

For a good few seconds, no one said a word; until...

"Ah ha ha ha ha! Rolf respects your bold spirit. You should've just ask Rolf from the beginning. Come Loud-girl, there's still much work to be done!" exclaimed Rolf as he grabbed Lana and placed her under his right arm.

"Wait, what.."

Lana could barely say anything before she was taken out of the house.

Lola just stood there, not really sure how to grasp the situation. But after a few seconds, she finally spoke.

"What the heck just happened?"

(A few minutes later)

The Eds were busy making their way to the Loud's residence. Eddy, who was leading the group had an unusually large grin on his face.

"Well you seem to be in a good mood this morning Eddy," said Double-D.

"You bet Sockhead," exclaimed Eddy with much enthusiasm. "Because I dreamed of the perfect scam, one that'll make us the richest kids in Peach Creek!"

"Last night I dreamed that we're all actually ghosts from different time periods and we're living in purgatory," said Ed. His words caused the group to stop in their tracks. Both Eddy and Double-D turned towards their big friend and gave him a dumbfounded look.

"Ed that's absurd and slightly disturbing," said Double-D feeling a bit uncomfortable about the idea.

"Have you been watching late night horror movies again Ed?" asked Eddy.

Then with his goofy grin, Ed answered, "Eight times a day Eddy."

…..

"Well whatever, come on we need to go grab Lincoln," said Eddy as his group continued to towards the house.

When they arrived Double-D politely knocked on the front door, and after a few seconds, the door opened. But no one was behind the door. The Eds quickly looked left and right trying to see who opened the door.

'Ahem..'

They then looked down and saw that Lisa was standing in front of them.

"Oh, I apologize, Lisa! We didn't see you there," responded an embarrassed Double- D.

She continued to give them a stoic expression when she responded, "That's quite alright Eddward."

"Hi Lisa, can Bart come out to play?" asked Ed.

"Ed, I don't find your reference of a popular culture icon very amusing. So I suggest you stop," said Lisa.

"Stop what?"

"Nevermind!" exclaimed Eddy as he shoved Ed out of the way. "Listen here, Glasses, we're here for Lincoln. Can you get him?" asked an annoyed Eddy.

"I'm afraid that's not possible. Lincoln is spending time with our male parental figure, by indulging themselves in catching aquatic craniate animals," answered Lisa.

Both Ed and Eddy stared at her for a few seconds with blank expressions. They then turned towards Double-D for answers.

"sigh… Lincoln went fishing with his father."

"WHAT?!" yelled Eddy.

"Correct, and he'll be gone for the majority of the day," Lisa added.

This information seemed to annoy Eddy. He let out low grunt through his teeth before turning around and walking away.

"Um Eddy, where are you going?" asked Double-D.

"To the junkyard,"

"Follow the leader!" shouted an excited Ed as he followed his friend.

Double-D attempted to follow them, but before he could, he felt a tug on his shirt. He turned back around and saw Lisa was holding him back. Curious by this Double-D crouched down to be closer to her level.

"Just remember, you promised to help me tonight," said Lisa.

"Of course, I haven't forgotten."

(Meanwhile at Rolf's backyard)

Lana was standing at attention while Rolf was in front of her, pacing back and forth.

With a stern expression, Rolf turned towards her and asked, "So you wish to work for Rolf?"

"Umm.. yeah?" answered Lana, who felt a bit nervous.

"You have proven yourself quite useful for one with little hands. But the son of a shepherd needs more prove! If Rolf is impressed, you may work for me," said Rolf with a friendly smile.

"Wow really!? That's awesome, I can't wait to…"

"However, if you do not meet Rolf's expectations, then YOU'RE FIRED!" yelled Rolf with authority.

"Sir, yes sir!" responded Lana with a solute.

"Good, follow Rolf."

(insert montage music here)

Rolf had given Lana various tasks to prove herself worthy of being his helping hand, and she did.

Gathering plums, chopping wood, raking leaves, varnishing the fence, grooming the animals and even peeling Rolf's vegetables.

Rolf was indeed impressed with her skills. But he still had one more test for her.

(End montage)

The Eds were walking down the lane behind Rolf's yard. Each one of them was carrying a bundle of random parts of wood and metal they found at the junkyard. With Eddy holding the smallest bunch of course.

"Well who needs Lincoln, we can still pull this scam off without him," said an annoyed Eddy.

"Come now, Eddy. You can't blame him for wanting to spend time with his father. After all, a strong bond between children and parents is crucial for a healthy household. And especially since their large number of children, to…"

"Double-D, does it look like I care?" asked Eddy.

Double-D gave his friend a defeated look and let out a sigh before answering, "Apparently not."

They continued walking for a few seconds until Ed stopped when someone caught his eye.

"Hiya Lana," said Ed while waving with his right arm, causing his load to fall to the ground.

"Lana?" responded Eddy and Double-D.

Both of them then looked towards their left and saw Lana in Rolf's yard. She was busy polishing Victor's horns while wearing a big grin on her face. Curious by this the Eds placed their bundles on the ground and walked towards the fence.

"Hey short-stuff, whatcha doing?" asked Eddy.

This caught the tomboy's attention, she then turned around and greeted them with a smile when she saw them, "Oh hey guys."

"Whatcha doing?" asked Ed as Lana was walking towards the group.

"Well Rolf asked me to help out, and I don't mind it one bit. I'm always looking for a way to get my hands dirty. Literally and metaphorically," said Lana as she held out her dirt covered hands.

"Mmmm, well I'm quite happy to see someone who isn't afraid of manual labor. Especially a six-year-old, well done Lana," said Double-D.

This compliment caused Lana to blush a bit as she rubbed the back of her head, "Aw shucks thanks. I gotta get back to work, see ya guys later," with that she turned around and went back to her tasks.

"I'm quite pleased to see the Louds are becoming an essential part of the Cul-De-Sac. How about you Eddy?" asked Double-D who looked towards Eddy.

But Eddy didn't respond, his finger was on his chin, and he was lost in thought.

"Um, Eddy?" asked Double-D who was a bit confused by his friend's behavior. Eddy just then turned around and headed to the pile of scraps they found. Pulling out a pipe, Eddy then grew a huge smile when he finished inspecting it.

"Change of plans boys, I got a new idea!" exclaimed Eddy.

"This should be interesting," responded Double-D.

(half an hour later)

Once again Lana was standing at attention with Rolf standing in front of her.

"You have done well Lana Loud-girl! Rolf is quite pleased with the results of your work," said Rolf, which caused Lana to grow a proud smile on her face.
"However there is still one final task you need to do."

"What is it, boss? I'm ready for anything," said Lana with a determined look.

"Good, now for your final assignment. Because of the increasing number of Rolf's fowls, I require a new hen house. Use the tools in the shed. The lumber is ready, and the kettle is boiling, now MAKE HASTE!" after those words Rolf turned around and went inside his house.

Lana then looked to the side and saw a pile of wood in the corner of the yard. She then glared at the timber with determination as she cracked her hands.

"All right let's do this."

She then made her way to Rolf's shed. When she opened it she was hoping to find the tools she needed, but there was none. All that was in there were a few bags of fertilizer and seeds.

Lana slowly started to panic as she began to search the shed for the tools. She looked under every bag and behind every corner, but she couldn't find anything.

This was bad, really bad. Lana understood she could not build a henhouse without tools, and there weren't any tools at home either at the moment. She really wanted to impress Rolf, but what was she going to do?

"Tools for sale! Come and get your cheap tools!"

Lana immediately went out of the shed when she heard the familiar voice. She saw the Eds at a stand in the lane. Without hesitation, she quickly ran up to the booth that was attended by Eddy.

"Did you guys say you have tools?!" asked a stressed Lana.

And Eddy replied to her with a knowing smirk, "That's right kid, here at Eds Tools we have the best tools money can buy. Hammers, nails, saws and just about anything you can ask for." said Eddy as he gestured towards Double-D, who had a nervous smile and was standing in front of a shelf that had various poorly made tools.

"Why these tools are so easy to use, even idiots can use them," Eddy continued as he then gestures towards Ed.

"Looking for gold,
looking for gold,
looking all around," sang the lovable oath while he was digging with a shovel.

Eddy then finished his sales pitch with a big smile, "So don't be a tool, use Eds Tools."

Lana quickly dug into her pockets and pulled out 2 quarters.

"How much can 50 cents buy?" she asked in sheer desperation.

"Mmm, well I like you kid. So tell you what, for 50 cents you can have all the tools you want," answered Eddy.

"Thanks! You're a lifesaver!" exclaimed Lana as she handed him the money and grabbed as many tools as possible. And just as quickly she ran back to Rolf's yard with her little arms full of tools.

Eddy looked at his hands and grew a victorious smirk when he saw the two coins. He then placed them in his pocket before walking away.

"Come on boys, our job is done," said Eddy as he continued to walk down the lane. Double-D and Ed quickly followed him.

Double-D caught up to Eddy and was walking alongside him when he said, "I think that was very nice of you Eddy, wanting to help Lana with her duties. But I'm curious. How'd you know she was going to buy our tools when Rolf obviously has more qualified equipment?"

Eddy then casually answered, "Easy, I just had Ed swipe away Rolf's tools."

"WHAT!?"

"Don't worry, Ed you can put them back now," said Eddy as he turned his head towards Ed.

"Roger Eddy," said Ed before he marched back towards the shed.

All Double-D could do was glare at Eddy with disappointment, which caught the short Ed's attention.

"What?"

Meanwhile, Lana was about to begin construction.

Rolf didn't give her any specific details about the henhouse, which means she had creative freedom. And she was going to make the best henhouse Rolf had ever seen.

She aligned two pieces of wood and began to hammer a nail. But immediately on her third hit, the hammer's head broke off.

"What the!?" she was shocked at what happened, but that didn't stop her.
She grabbed a nearby rock and tried to use it instead. But the rusty nail she also bought eventually broke. The same can be said for all the tools. When she used them they either broke or couldn't perform properly.

This just caused Lana to go into panic mode.

"Nonononononononononono!"

(30 minutes later)

Rolf walked out of his house holding a jug that was containing a hot beverage of some kind.

"So how goes the…..AAAAAAAHHHH!" screamed Rolf causing him to drop his mug on the ground.

What was supposed to be a henhouse was just a mangled structure. It was held together by mud and bubblegum, and it was not sturdy at all. The best way to describe it was a messed up pile of wood,

"What abomination has fallen upon Rolf's eyes!?" exclaimed as he ran towards the structure. Standing next to it was a very heartbroken Lana.

"Sorry Rolf, but that's the best I could…."

"How were you able to create this abomination when you had everything you needed!?" yelled Rolf.

"But Rolf there were no tools, I had to…"

"Poppycock!" said Rolf as he walked towards his shed, with Lana following him.

Rolf then opened the shed and inside it were all the tools and equipment that Lana couldn't find. Lana could not believe it, how could she have possibly not seen any of the instruments.

"But, but, but…" said a perplexed Lana.

"What do you have to say for yourself Lana Loud-girl?" asked Rolf as he gave her a disappointed look.

"I didn't see any tools when I came in here. I swear Rolf these weren't here before," pleaded Lana.

"You're a shoddy craftsman and a liar?! You make Rolf sick. Leave Rolf's property at once!" yelled Rolf as he pointed towards a random direction.

"But…"

"Rolf said leave!" yelled Rolf again which caused Lana to flinch.

She then slowly walked away and hung her head in shame. She really wanted to be with Rolf's animals and to help him out wherever she could. But it was not meant to be. As she was walking tears started to fill her eyes.
She wasn't furious at the Eds, she was mostly mad at herself. A good handyman always finds a way no matter what. But she couldn't.

The sun was starting to set when Lincoln and his dad returned home. Lincoln was busy getting everything out of vanzilla when he saw the Eds walking up to him.

"Oh hey guys, did I miss anything?" asked Lincoln.

"Only me scoring some dough," said Eddy proudly as he showed Lincoln his money.

"Cool. What was your scam today?" responded Lincoln.

Double-D let out a sigh before answering, "Selling tools to Lana."

"Really? Where is she then?" asked Lincoln.

"She's at Rolf's. She's helping him take care of all his animal friends," answered Ed.

"Wrong,"

The boys then turned towards the source of the sad voice. Slowly walking in their direction was a dispirited Lana, with her eyes focused on the ground.

"Rolf chased me away because I wasn't good enough," she said as she walked past them.

"What?" responded everyone except for Eddy.

"Yup," said the tomboy as she made her way to the front door.

"There must be some kind of mistake, maybe if we …"

"No, no mistake Double-D. I'm just not good enough," said Lana as she placed her hand on the doorknob.

Lincoln didn't like to see any of his sisters upset, so he did what any big brother would do and tried to cheer her up.

"Hey Lana, we still have some leftover bait worms. Do you want some," said Lincoln with a concerned smile.

Lana didn't even look at the group when she answered, "No thanks Lincoln, I'm not hungry."

And with that, she went into the house and left the group to deal with the awkward silence. A few seconds went by as the group looked at each other with concerned expressions.

Except for one.

"Well see ya guys later," said Eddy as started to walk away.

"EDDY!" yelled a surprised Double-D.

"What?" he responded as he turned towards the group.

"Lana is upset Eddy! And there's a possibility that our actions from earlier could be the cause of it. How can you walk away at a time like this?" asked Double-D who was still bewildered by his friend's actions.

"Easy, like this," and with that Eddy turned around and walked straight home without saying another word.

This caused Double-D to pinch the bridge between his eyes in frustration.

"What exactly happened?" asked Lincoln.

"I'll tell you later."

At the time Lana was laying on her bed in utter defeat. She didn't want to talk to anyone, she just wanted to be alone. But that didn't stop an undoubtedly concerned amphibian as he hopped on to the bed beside her.

In a sad tone, Lana greeted her green friend, "Hey Hops."

The frog let out a concerned croak as he rubbed his head against Lana's, trying his best to comfort her.

This didn't wholly cheer her up, but it did bring a small smile on her face.
"Thanks," she said.

After the events of yesterday, Double-D and Lisa went to his garage to work on their project. After they were done for the night, Double-D walked Lisa home and went straight to his own bed.

(the next day)

It was early in the morning, and Double-D was currently blissfully asleep, but he was soon woken by an odd sound. The sound of someone raiding his fridge, again.

"Oh dear, Ed not again," groaned a tired Double-D. He quickly put on his slippers and went downstairs to his kitchen.

"Yawn… For goodness sake Ed, it's too early for this," said Double-D as he rubbed his eyes. He stood at the doorframe and squinted his eyes at the figure in the kitchen.

Double-D then proceeded to flip the light switch as he said, "Ed can you please…"

FLIP

OINK!

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

SQUUUEEEEEEEE!

The one raiding Double-D's fridge wasn't Ed, but one of Rolf's pigs themselves. Double-D started to wave his arms in frantic motion.
"Ugh…shoo shoo!"

The pig immediately took off in a random direction towards one of the rooms. Double-D ran over to the fridge to inspect the damage that has been done.

"Oh dear, my groceries," he said in a disheartened tone.

"He even ate the Fava bean paste," said Double-D as he held the empty container for a condiment.

Suddenly he heard a commotion coming from outside. Putting away the empty container he then ran to his front door, and when he opened it, all he saw was chaos.

"Oh my gosh, George Orwell was right!"

In the Cul-De-Sac all of the farm animals were running amok. Destroying property, chasing people and above all else causing havoc.

"This is not good," said a panicking Double-D.

"Don't get your hat in a twist Double-D I got this!" yelled Lynn who was currently riding Victor, the goat like a rodeo. After just a few seconds Victor managed to knock Lynn off his back.

Lynn picked herself back up and cracked her knuckles while giving the goat a determined glare.

"Oh I'm not done with you yet," she said as she tried to get back on Victor's back.

"Double-D!"

Double-D then looked to his left and saw both Eddy and Ed running towards him. Both of them were still in their pajamas, indicating that they have just woken up.

The Eds grouped together and continued to observe the ensuing chaos.

"How could this have happened?" asked a fearful Double-D.

"Umm…" responded Eddy.

(flashback – last night)

Johnny and Eddy were standing in the lane, and Eddy just asked Johnny to do something.

"You want me to what?" asked Johnny.

"You heard me, could you just go to Rolf's house in the morning and do your bone cracking thing to the animals?" responded Eddy who was becoming impatient.

"But that'll just…. What's that Plank?" responded Johnny as he leaned towards his wooden friend. After a few seconds Johnny slowly started to nod his head and then he turned back towards Eddy.

"Okay Eddy, but it'll cost you a quarter," said Johnny as he extended his open hand towards Eddy.

"A nic…." Eddy stopped himself before hissing through his teeth, "Fine, here."

Eddy then handed Johnny one of his quarters.

(end of flashback)

"I don't know, they're just a bunch of dumb animals!" said Eddy as he shrugged his shoulders.

"Fear not my friends!" yelled Ed as he placed his left thumb over his left nostril and started to blow. Out of the unblocked nose came a long silver flute, which he immediately grabbed with his free hand.

"For I Ed will tame these beasts!" yelled Ed as he held the flute out triumphantly.

Suddenly out of nowhere a random goat jumped up and grabbed the flute with its mouth. And before the Eds knew it, the goat took off, leaving them dumbfounded.

"Well I'm stumped," said Ed as he scratched his head.

"Let go of my bike!"

The Eds then saw Kevin playing tug of war with one of the pigs. But instead of it being a rope it was his bike. Kevin was pulling on the back tire, and the pig was biting down hard on the front tire. Neither one of them planned to let go.

"Ha, maybe this isn't so bad," said an amused Eddy.

Things weren't any better at the Loud house. The goats had destroyed Rita's rose bushes, vanzilla was covered in chicken poop and the cow…. Well…

"Leni what are you doing?" asked an annoyed Lori. Leni was currently putting lipstick and makeup on the cow who was just casually standing.

"Um… making her pretty," responded Leni.

"Don't waste our makeup on a dumb cow!"

"But she needs to look pretty to impress that bull of her dreams." This answer caused Lori to pinch between her eyes as she let out an irritated sigh

At this time Lana came running out of the house and saw the chaos. Looking in all directions she saw the out of control animals, and Rolf who was desperately trying to calm them down.

"Halt! Desist! Return to Rolf immediately!" But his words fell on deaf ears as the animals continued on their rampage.

Lana saw this and wasn't quite sure what to do. Yes, she wanted to help, but would it be okay. These are Rolf's animals, and Lana didn't want to upset him in any way. What was she going to do?

Croak

A soft croak broke Lana's thoughts, she then looked down in her front pocket and saw Hops giving her an encouraging smile. Lana then gave her friend a nod before looking back at the Cul-De-Sac with determination.

She then pulled down on her red cap and said, "Let's do this."

She placed two fingers in her mouth and gave a very sharp whistle. After a second Wilfred suddenly appeared in front of her sitting on attention.

"Let's ride!" yelled Lana as she jumped on Wilfred. They made their way to the center of the Cul-De-Sac. When they were there, Lana told Wilfred to stop, and she gave one last look around.

She took a deep breath and then started her plan. "Alright Hops, give me a beat."

Hops then started to croak in a rhythm and Lana began to nod her head to the beat he was giving. Wilfred then joined in and started to oink and squeal in rhythm with Hops.

Then lastly Lana joined in and started to play in rhythm with her armpit farts.

The strange symphony grabbed the attention of all the farm animals, as they immediately stopped their current activities and turned towards Lana.

"Ew Lana, show some class!" yelled Lola.

All the animals started to walk towards Lana's direction, leaving everyone flabbergasted. Especially the blue-haired farmer boy.

"Are Rolf's eyes fooling the brain of Rolf?" he asked himself.

Even though it was the strangest symphony ever heard, it was actually like a hypnotic trance to the animals.

While on Wilfred's back Lana then proceeded to lead the animals back to Rolf's yard. It took a few minutes, but eventually, Lana put all the animals back in their rightful place.

"Come on Wilfred you're the last one," she said as she led him back to the pigpen. She then closed the pen and looked at her handy work with pride.

"Well, that's that," said Lana as she dusted her hands.

"Ahem," Lana then turned around and saw Rolf standing in front of her with his arms crossed. This scared Lana a bit, was he angry with her?

"Oh, Rolf look I'm sorry I…"

"VERY GOOD LANA LOUD-GIRL! Let Rolf reward you with the armpit rub of victory!" exclaimed Rolf with excitement. He picked Lana up by her arm and started to rub her armpit with his free one.

"Wait, what?" asked Lana who still wasn't sure what was going on.

"Never before has the son of a shepherd heard such a beautiful melody of arm music! And you manage to bring all of Rolf's livestock back without damaging them. Rolf will share this tale with his whole family! You have earned Rolf's deepest respect," said Rolf.

"Oh thanks," responded Lana.

"Rolf would be honored to have you work for him,"

"Wait really!?" asked Lana who by now had a big smile on her face.

"Rolf is sure of Rolf's decision! Now come, you still have to build a henhouse for Rolf."

"Yes, sir!"

After the animals left everyone just stood outside, wondering what exactly just happened. After a minute or so everyone decided to go back to their homes and deal with the damage later.

"Man, that was crazy. I wondered what caused those animals to go crazy," said Nazz who was standing next to Lucy.

"Mmmm"

(flashback – last night)

"Fine here!"

Behind one of the trashcans in the lane hid the spooky Loud sister, who heard everything.

"Mmmm, this should be fun," she said to herself.

(end of flashback)

Lucy just shrugged her shoulders and gave an innocent smile, "Who knows."

Meanwhile in a secret alien base, a four eyed, green alien with a goatee was busy typing on his laptop.

Until he saw you

"How the heck did you get in here?! Augh, I really have to upgrade my security. Well anyways, hi I'm Petrus and I'm the author of this here fanfiction you've been reading. I would like to thank all of you for reading my silly little story and I really appreciate it."

"I also want to clarify a few things, I'M NOT A FULL TIME FAN FICTION WRITER! Please know that I have other priorities in my life, so if I take long then I have a good reason"

"But don't worry the next chapter will be out before you know it. I'm gonna spend a lot of time trying to finish it on time."

Which was a lie, because he actually plans to catch up on Adventure Time.

"Excuse me?"

And he plans on drawing nonstop so he won't have any time for writing.

"You can stop now."

He also recently bought FF 13 so…

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING!"

Special thanks to Hotspot the 626th and MariusWales. You guys are awesome.

See you next time.