Captain Rex was already in the library. Then Commander Cody came carrying two cups of coffee. He handed one to Rex.

"Here brother fuel for today" he said.

"Thanks brother" Rex took a sip.

"Ok let's get the ball rolling" Cody summoned the first person in line.

A girl with red hair and green eyes came over.

"Hi my name is Becky Rhinestone and I'm going to be a jedi today" she said in a snobby tone and crossed her arms.

"You will only join if we say you can," Cody reminded her.

"Whatever you don't get to decide that I said I was going to join therefor I'm joining!" she raised her voice.

"You better watch that attitude missy" Rex glared at her.

"No you're not the boss of me I can do whatever I want and people still absolutely love me even if I'm a total douchebag none of my friends ever call me on my crap or anything so ha" she said snottily.

"Yea we don't have time for brats in the army so get out" Cody said.

"Make me!" she yelled.

"Ok we have a noncooperative little brat down here I'm gonna need you guys to remove her from the premises please" Cody said over his comlink.

Just then a group of clones grabbed her and threw her out she kicked and screamed and cried throwing a fit like a bratty toddler.

"Sheesh these sues get worse and worse" one of the clones shook his head.

The next woman had brown hair done up neatly in a bun with a white veil over it she had pearl chandelier earrings and a pearl necklace and a pearl bracelet she had on light pink blush and pink lipstick she had light eyeshadow and her mascara was not to thick she was wearing an ivory wedding gown with a heart shaped chest that didn't quite show any cleavage but was still alluring the skirt of the dress had sparkly ivory flowers and it had a slit that went up her leg it went high enough to pique interest but still remain respectful she had white heels and she was holding a bouquet of white roses. The bridal march started playing as she did that weird march that some brides do.

"Here we go again" Rex sighed and rolled his eyes.

"Hi Rex ready for our wedding," she giggled.

"Aww you're so sweet I almost feel bad...not! get out" Rex said.

'"You're leaving me at the altar!" she began sobbing causing her make up to run down her face.

"What a hot mess" Cody mumbled.

"Look you know darn good and well we were not getting married so can you please just not cause a big scene and get out" Rex sighed heavily.

"Fine!" she threw her bouquet at him and ran crying.

Then a woman with tan skin, long black hair and brown eyes came up.

"Hi I'm Commander Jody" she saluted.

Cody and Rex exchanged looks.

"You've got to be freaking kidding me!" Cody was annoyed.

"I'm basically a female version of you but much better!" she said.

"I don't even want to hear anymore get the heck out," Cody pointed to the door.

Then a woman with strawberry blonde hair in pigtails and kind blue eyes came over.

"Hi I'm Marisa Sweetheart" she said in the gentlest tone.

"Ok what can you do Marisa?" Cody asked.

"Well I'm all for clone rights and I own twenty different charities I sing to orphaned children and hold babies in the hospital and I'm a registered foster mom and I feed the homeless and rescue animals," she said.

"Ok so you're one of those purity sues who's a total gold hearted saint while doing all those things are very kind of you it doesnt help the Republic sooooo goodbye" Rex said. She cried like a sweet angel and left.

A woman with glasses and a binder came up.

"I'm here to tell you guys you're fighting this war all wrong listen to my strategies and we'll win this war" she said.

"We don't have time for fixer sues I highly doubt you're the key to fixing everything," Rex mocked. Pouting she closed her book and left.

Just then a little girl with orange hair and yellow eyes came up

"Uhhh schools that way kid" Cody pointed to the right.

"I'm here to be a Jedi master I'm only ten years old but I'm better than everyone at using the force and wielding a lightsaber I'm also super smart I was able to walk and talk as soon as I was born I was having a lightsaber duel at the age of one month I can levitate and teleport I was abandoned by my parents in a trash can when I was a baby but then a clone trooper found me also I'm dating Fives" she said.

"Ok there are so many things wrong with your story first of all ten years ago us clone troopers were still sucking our thumbs in our growth tanks so there's no way one could have found you as a baby second of all some ten year old is not going to beat grown ups in a duel third of all not only is it highly illegal for Fives to be dating some punk kid but he has better things to do so get out and go live your fantasy somewhere else" Rex said. She huffed and stomped out.

The most stunning, graceful, beautiful, amazing, sexy, smart, strong, kind, woman ever came over.

"Hi I'm Queen Cheetah Lollipop Gingersnap Rainbowtail the third but you may just call me Cheetah and I'm Queen of the fairy cats" she introduced herself bowing her ears bounced and her tail twitched.

Rex's eye was twitching.

"You better leave" Cody warned.

"Cody I'll be right back I have to use the men's room" Rex left. All you could hear was him shouting expletives and he emerged a while later.

"You ok now brother?" Cody asked.

"Better" he replied.

The next woman was in a wedding gown.

"Oh no we're not going here again I quit" Rex stormed off.

"Ok I guess you'll have to marry me then" she turned to Cody.

"NO!" he ran.

The girls looked at eachother confused. A while later Mace came and he cleared his throat.

"Sorry ladies but Rex and Cody are speaking to their therapist so that's all for today" he said.

"Aww" they whined.