After Rex and Cody finished the session with their therapist they got back to work.
A woman with white hair and a golden angelic glow about her came in.
"Hi I'm Angelica Heavens" she said in a sweet and innocent tone. But before anything could be said a sniper shot her in her head and she fell over gracefully.
"I..always...knew….this…..would…...happen" she managed to say before she closed her eyes forever. But then a golden beam shone as two angels came down.
"She was too sweet and innocent for this world" one shook his head.
"Let's take this beautiful and sweet angel where she belongs. She was too good for this wretched world" the second one said as they carried her off to heaven.
Captain Rex and Commander Cody just looked at eachother unable to speak.
"What the heck just happened?" Cody finally said.
"I have no idea," Rex responded.
Next a woman who was wearing a purple hoodie and blue jeans came over. She just stood there with her head down not speaking.
"Um what's your name?" Rex asked.
"EVERYBODY HATES ME!" she wailed and began sobbing.
"Whaaa" Cody was shocked.
"Nobody likes me or wants to be my friend because I am disabled so none of the kids ever wanted to play with me and everybody thinks I'm ugly and stupid everywhere I go people just hate me for no reason I've already survived twenty murder attempts" she cried.
"Well um-" Rex began.
"NOBODY LIKES ME EVERYBODY HATES ME I GUESS I'LL JUST GO EAT WORMS!" she began to sing.
"Ok mam that's enough you need to leave" Cody said.
"SEE YOU GUYS HATE ME TOO!" she ran away sobbing.
"Why do we always get the nuts" Rex shook his head and sighed.
"I guess because we're supposed to feel bad for them and be all it's ok baby" Cody sighed.
The next girl was some human demon freak of nature, her arms were covered in bruises and scars and her eyes held moons of sadness and pain. She attempted to use sign language to communicate because she was too traumatized to speak. Just then another woman came up beside her.
"This is Aura, she's too scared to speak she'll only speak to Kix I will tell you about her she was kidnapped as a child and experimented on she's endured years of torture and inhumane conditions until she was thankfully rescued by a sqaud of clones and- " she began.
"I don't want to hear another word get out we don't have time for ridiculously long tragic backstories nor do we have the time for traumatized Jedi Kix is really busy in the med bay and doesn't have time for her besides she has never met him" Rex cut her off.
"But she did meet him on Umbara she was being held in that base you guys took" she said.
"Uh yea I was on that mission I was there the whole time and I can assure you that never happened there was no traumatized girl in the base" Rex said.
"FINE!" she screamed at the top of her lungs and left.
"Why are there so many dumb people coming here thinking were here to be their therapist were trying to win a war not get a degree in psychology" Cody sighed annoyed.
"Yea us clones are too heartless to comfort these sues" a Coruscant Guard member said.
"Yea I'm not a nurturer" another agreed.
"Because don't you know that you all just somehow really care about the mary sue and her struggles and you guys just want nothing more than to scoop her up and tell her no one is ever going to hurt her again in the middle of a battlefield whilst being shot at" Ashoka joked with them.
"Yea I'd rather chew broken glass" Rex said.
"What you don't want to fall madly in love with some random woman from some random planet that somehow you guys end up on and she saves you guys somehow" Ashoka teased.
"No" Cody said.
"Not really" Rex responded.
"And doesn't Kix need some loser woman who's somehow an awesome healer despite force heal not working like that helping him in the medbay" Ashoka said.
"Kix has plenty of help that's what people aren't getting he's not the only medic he has others to help him," Rex said.
"And Cody is going to love some soldier woman," Ashoka said.
"Doubt that" Cody responded.
"Well I'll let you guys get back to work" Ashoka said.
"We don't want to get back to work this is legit the worst job ever" Rex said.
Next was a woman with tan skin, long blonde hair, and brown eyes.
"Hi I'm Captain Roxy and I was created during the attack on Kamino when something messed up and created a batch of female clones" she said.
"You would still be growing if that happened during the attack on Kamino you wouldn't be out of your tank yet and sorry but with Jango Fett as the template all clones are going to be male even if someone messed with the dna so get out" Rex pointed to the door. She left.
"Heh at least I know I'm still good looking even as a woman" Rex bragged.
"Really Rex" Cody sighed.
"Next" Cody called.
Nobody came.
"Next" Cody repeated.
Still no one.
"I-is that it? are we done?" Rex was on the verge of tears.
"I think so brother" Cody said.
'Finally it's all over" Rex started crying.
"YES FINALLY YESSSSS" Cody cheered.
They hurried off to tell Anakin that they were finished. A while later Captain Rex and Commander Cody were standing in front of the temple with the 501st and 212th standing at attention behind them.
"Captain Rex and Commander Cody you guys have done a great service to the Republic and the galaxy I'd say it's a safer place thanks to you two and we cannot thank you enough" Anakin said.
"Yes indeed those sues were putting all our lives at risk and the lives of so many others" Obi Wan said.
"But you two bravely took on the task and slayed those thots. I couldn't ask for braver and more loyal men so now we will repay you by giving you both your thot slaying medals" Anakin said.
He pinned a medal to Rex's armor and then Cody's. They saluted.
"At ease" Anakin said.
And their brothers cheered for them and congratulated them. The Jedi rented 79's for a private party so they could celebrate with their brothers. Rex and Cody were given a week off to recover from that nightmare. And the Jedi were no longer bothered by Mary Sues.