You asked for it.

You got it

You're probably wondering right now. How can it be April Fool's if the previous chapters were in Summer vacation? There's a simple answer my dear child.

It's my fan fiction I can do whatever the heck I want.

Chapter 6: You've been fool-Ed

March 31st, this date holds little meaning to many people. .It's just another day on the calendar, nothing exceptional. But to some this day indicates something else, something...chaotic. This is the day before April 1st, better known as April Fool's Day

A day where people pull pranks and tricks on every one out of good harmless fun. But some take it a step further, they consider pranking and tricking a form of art. And every year they try to outdo their previous pranks, going bigger and more dangerous. On rare occasions, these hardcore pranksters would even engage in a particular event. One that can only be best described as apocalyptic.

A Prank War.

Luckily these are extremely rare, but when they do happen...may Heaven have mercy on the innocent.

At this moment Eddy was whistling a tune while making his way to the Loud's House. He was on his way to recruit Lincoln for tomorrow. Eddy has been waiting for this day for a whole year, and he was ready to get back at everyone who pranked him and his friends last year.

"Hehe, this is gonna be sweet," said Eddy to himself as he reached the front door.

He opened the door and announced himself, "Hey everybody it's just me, where's-"

"Out of the way!" Eddy was immediately cut off as Lana frantically ran past him.

"Sheesh, what's her problem?" Eddy asked.

But he soon realized it wasn't just her, everyone in the Loud house was acting crazy. The Loud children and their parents were running around in sheer panic and getting various items.

"Boo-Boo Bear, I just want you to know. That I love you," said a teary-eyed Lori to her phone as she walked passed Eddy.

"Hey Sweet Cheeks, you mind telling me what…." Eddy's words fell on deaf ears as Lori completely ignored him.

Getting a bit irritated he looked for someone else to talk to.

At that moment Lola walked past him. She was completely wrapped in dozens of layers of bubble wrap, giving her a similar shape to that of a marshmallow.

"I need more bubble wrap, this isn't nearly enough!" she yelled in a panic.

"Hey Barbie, what's…" once again Eddy was ignored as Lola walked by.
Eddy had run out of patience, so this time he yelled out, "Could someone tell me what the heck is going on here?!"

"It's Luan,"

"AAHH!" yelled Eddy in response to Lucy's sudden appearance.

"We really need to get you a bell," said a slightly irritated Eddy.

At that moment Lincoln came down the stairs. He immediately saw Eddy and he ran up to him.

"Oh thank goodness, I was on my way to find you! Quick, we need to warn the Cul-De-Sac! There's not enough time!" said Lincoln as he grabbed Eddy's wrists and tried to pull him.

Eddy pulled back and quickly freed his hand from Lincoln's grasp. "I'll use small words," said Eddy nicely as he rubbed his wrists. Then he asked severely, "What. Is. Going. On!"

"Tomorrow is April Fool's Day. We have to warn everyone about Luan," answered Lincoln who was somewhat fearful.

"Luan, Luan, Luan," said Eddy in thought. He then asked, "Is she the one with the guitar?"

"No that's Luna. Luan is the one with the ponytail and braces," answered Lincoln.

"Oh, you mean Chuckles? What's so bad about her?" said Eddy in amusement.

Lincoln grabbed Eddy by the collar and pulled him to his face. "Dude she's a monster! Especially on April Fool's day!" exclaimed Lincoln in sheer terror.

"A true trickster demon that no one can slay," said Lucy in her monotone voice.

"That's why we have to warn everyone. We've tried everything, no one can stop her, man! She's The Queen of Pranks!" said Lincoln.

Those words caused Eddy's brows to frown. "Excuse me?" asked Eddy as he freed himself from Lincoln's grip.

"There's only room for one prank master in this Cul-De-Sac, and that's me," said Eddy proudly as he pointed towards himself.

Lincoln tried to reason with him, "Eddy please, you don't understand-"

"Look, I've got big plans tomorrow, and I'm not gonna let a wannabe ruin them. Where is she?" asked Eddy.

"She's in her room down the hall," answered Lucy.

"Good, time I set things straight," said Eddy as he marched towards Luan's room.

Lucy and Lincoln looked on for a few seconds in silence until Lincoln spoke, "There goes a brave man."

"I'll get a casket ready," responded Lucy as she walked away.

Eddy walked up to the room and knocked on the closed door.

"Who's there?" asked Luan from the other side.

"Eddy," he answered.

"Eddy who?"

"Eddy or not, here I come," with that Eddy slowly opened the door. In an instant a bucket of water fell down from the door frame, luckily Eddy saw this and sidestepped away from it. The bucket missed its target and spilled on the floor.

"AH HA! I saw that coming a mile aw-"

SPLASH

Eddy's victory was short-lived as another bucket of water fell on his head from seemingly nowhere. Wet and slightly annoyed, Eddy lifted the bucket from his head and looked at the person who was currently chuckling at him.

In the middle of the room was Luan. She was sitting on a jester themed chair and in her left hand was Eddy's former puppet Eddo.

Between her chuckles, Luan spoke, "Well looks like you're all, washed up! Hahahaha."

Eddy was slightly annoyed, but he decided to shake it off. After all, he also had an ace up his sleeve.

"Okay, that was pretty good. You got me. Put it there," said Eddy with a casual smile as he extended his right hand to Luan. But Eddy's smirk was devious because Eddy had a hand buzzer ready to zap Luan.

"Sure thing partner," said Luan as she gratefully accepted the handshake. Eddy smirk grew as Luan reached for his hand. But when it made contact…..

ZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPP

Eddy was on the receiving end of the electricity coursing through his veins. This earned a few giggles from Luan. After the exchange, a smoldering Eddy looked at his hand in confusion. Why did the buzzer fail?

Eddy was shocked to see the buzzer was gone, he then looked up and saw that the buzzer now in Luan's hand.

With an amused look, Luan said, "Shocking, isn't it? Hahaha, get it?"

"Oh, you're good," said Eddy as he folded his arms.

"Why thank you, I take pride in my work," said Luan proudly.

"Okay let's cut the chit-chat. I'm here because a certain white-haired birdie told me that you like to cause a lot of trouble on April Fool's day," said Eddy.

Luan leaned a bit back in her chair as she answered, "Guilty as charged, I'm known for having a lot of fun during this time."

"Well that's the problem, I have plans tomorrow, and I can't have you ruin them. So being the nice guy that I am, I came here to ask you to knock it off with the pranks tomorrow," demanded Eddy as he glared at the comedian.

"Yeah sure, I can do that," answered Luan as she shrugged her shoulders.

"Wow really? This is WAY easier than I-"

"Early April Fool's!" exclaimed Luan through Eddo.

"Hahahaha! Like I would ever skip on my favorite day of the year," said Luan mockingly.

With his rage growing, Eddy then said, "Listen here Braces! I've waited for a LONG time for this day. I had plans to get revenge on all those jerks that played me for a FOOL!"

"Sorry pal, but I'm the Queen of pranks in Royal Woods. So no one can tell me what to do," she said with a winning smile.

Eddy pointed his right finger at her as he spoke, "Well I'M the King of pranks here! I'm the best prankster around, no one's better than me!"

"Sure you are," said Luan with much sarcasm, this added fuel to Eddy's growing rage.

"Oh yeah!? If you think you're so good then prove it!" said Eddy.

"Mmmm? What do you have in mind?" asked Luan with slight interest.

"I, Eddy, challenge you, Luan Loud, to an all-out..."

"PRANK WAR!"

Eddy's last two words echoed throughout the whole room. Not just here but the entire house as well, catching everyone's attention. It even echoed throughout the Cul-De-Sac, grabbing the attention of all the children.

Even Double-D who was busy working in his garage heard the echo. "Ed, did you hear something?" asked Double-D as he lifted his head from the microscope.

"Gazuntite Double-D," said Ed as he played with a level tool on his head.

Back at the Loud house, Luan was definitely surprised by this declaration. No one had ever challenged her before. Needless to say, she was very intrigued.

"Is that so?" she asked as she placed her finger on her chin.

"That's right! Prepare yourself Luan Loud because a storm is coming. A STORM IS COMING!" yelled Eddy as he walked out of the room.

"Wow, he looked really mad," said Luan through her puppet in a comedic voice.

"Don't worry Eddo, he'll learn his lesson soon enough," said Luan with a mischievous smile.

Lincoln saw Eddy as he walked out of his sister's room.

"Eddy, what was that all about? What are you-"

"Come on, we got work to do," said Eddy as he grabbed Lincoln by the wristed and started dragging him with him.

Lincoln then looked to the reader as he said, "I have a bad feeling about this."

As Eddy and Lincoln exited the front door, the rest of the Louds gathered there and looked at the two boys as they walked away.

"Did he literally just declared war on Luan?!" said Lori in utter panic.

"No one's ever challenged her before, who knows how crazy things are gonna get tomorrow!" said Lynn Jr. with just as much fear.

"Let's face it, dudes, it's over. The fat lady just sang," said Luna.

"Really, where? I don't hear anything," said Leni, earning a few facepalms from her family.

"Well it was nice while it lasted," said Lynn senior in defeat.

"Fear not family unit. Even though I lacked the resources and time to construct a proper bunker, I do however have a plan," said Lisa, causing a few Louds to raise their brows.

(Later)

Currently in Double-D's garage, all three Eds and Lincoln were busy with their preparations for tomorrow. Well mostly the Eds, Lincoln was still hesitant about helping them.

"Let's see, water balloons?" asked Eddy.

"Check," replied Ed as he reviewed the pile on the table.

"Toilet paper?"

"Check,"

"Whoopie cushions?"

"Check,"

"Cream pies?"

"Check,"

"Perfect, hey Double-D. How's the bomb coming along?" asked Eddy as he walked towards his friend.

"Eddy please don't distract me. The mixture of Elephant Toothpaste is very sensitive, and I would hate for my father to find his home covered in foam," said Double-D as he was busy fine-tuning a strange device.

"Chill Sockhead, I'm sure…. ED! STOP EATING THE PIES!" yelled Eddy as he caught Ed in the act.

"But they're SO good Eddy," moaned Ed with his face covered in cream.

Eddy quickly grabbed the pie from Ed's hands and said, "Knock it off! We need all the pies we can get for that wannabe tomorrow."

"I don't know about this guys, you've never faced someone like Luan before," said a nervous Lincoln.

Eddy wrapped his arm around Lincoln's shoulder and said, "Well your sister never faced us before either. She has no idea what's coming her way."

"But," said Lincoln as he tried to reason with his friends.

"Fear not Lincoln, you'll be safe in our company. And if things go wrong we do have a backup plan, but that's only for a last resort," said Double-D as he continued working.

"And besides, don't you want to get back at your sister for all the times she pranked you?" asked Eddy.

Lincoln thought about it for a few seconds, he then reluctantly agreed, "Alright, how can I help?"

Double-D grabbed a notepad and pencil from the desk and turned towards him.

"Tell us everything you know about her."

(April 1st, 6 am)

It was early morning on the day of fate. The sun was barely out, causing the sky to turn a pinkish colour. At this very moment, the Eds and Lincoln were busy sneaking towards the Loud house. They didn't hear any commotion as they tiptoed to the bushes near the garage.

"Normally your dwelling is a lot louder during this time of day, Lincoln," said Double-D as he surveyed the building with home-made binoculars.

"Don't let that fool you. It's only the calm before the storm," replied Lincoln.

Double-D kept observing for a few seconds until he found what he was looking for, an open window leading into the garage. AKA, Luan, Luna and Lana's room.

Putting his binoculars away in his backpack, Double-D also pulled out a finished version of the device he was working on last night. It appeared to be a makeshift pipebomb with a timer on it.

Double-D handed the device to Eddy and whispered to him, "Alright Eddy, I found an opening. When I say so, throw the bomb in that open window. Remember you only have 10 seconds after it activates."

"Don't worry Double-D, I'm a great shot," said Eddy with pride, causing Double-D to roll his eyes.

Double-D then rummaged through his backpack again, looking for something important. This gave Lincoln a quick chance to tell him something.

"I'm surprised you agreed to help Double-D. I didn't think you'd enjoy this kind of stuff,"

"True, I'm not a particular fan of this day. But I do enjoy a little joke every now and then. As long as it's not too dangerous of course. Ah ha, here you are," said Double-D as he pulled out a small silver key.

Double-D placed the key in a small slot on the device, and with one turn….

Beep Beep

"NOW EDDY!" yelled Double-D.

"HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!" yelled Eddy as he threw the bomb through the closed window next to the open one.

With the bomb inside they heard two more beeps until…

BOOM

An explosion was heard, and the room was filled with foam, also known as Elephant Toothpaste. The foam could be seen seeping out of the windows and garage door.

"WOOHOO! Take that!" exclaimed Eddy as he hopped out of the bush.

"Eddy you were supposed to aim for the open window!" yelled Double-D.

His words fell on deaf ears as Eddy ran to the garage door and said, "Come on Ed! I bet she's begging for mercy!"

"Hooray for Eddy!" yelled Ed in excitement as he followed Eddy.

Double-D pinched his bridge in frustration. He then reluctantly decided to follow.

'Something's wrong,' thought Lincoln to himself. His sister was cunning and crafty, she wouldn't go down so easily.

Following his friends, the group was now standing in front of the closed garage door. Eddy rubbed his hands together as a victorious grin grew on his face.

"Open it Ed, I wanna see her face," commanded Eddy in excitement.

Ed gave Eddy a salute and then walked to the door. Ed easily opened the door, and this caused the foam to wash over him.

"Hahaha, fuzzy!" said the goofy Ed when he popped out of the foam.

"Alright chuckles, come on out," said a smug Eddy.

After a few seconds of silence, Eddy grew annoyed. "Hey, come out here and take your defeat like a man!" said Eddy as he marched into the foam filled room.

A few more seconds of silence passed, but it was disrupted by Eddy who came out running and screaming.

"OW OW GET THEM OFF! GET THEM OFF!" yelled Eddy as he ran around the group in circles. He was referring to the wind-up chattering teeth that were biting him. There must've been at least a dozen on him.

Acting quickly Ed grabbed Eddy's arm and started using him like a club. "Release him bloodsuckers!" yelled Ed as he smashed Eddy back and forth on the pavement.

The force of these blows actually managed to knock the teeth off of Eddy.
When all the toys were off, Ed released Eddy from his grip. This caused Eddy to fall hard on the pavement.

"All clean Eddy," said Ed.

"Gee, thanks Ed," said Eddy in a sarcastic tone as he stood up again.

Double-D walked towards one of the toys and looked at it in confusion.
"Did she plan this? That's not…"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Suddenly Luan's voice could be heard around the area. This caused the group to huddle together and look around frantically.

"Winning this war will be easy as pie," after Luan said that an odd machine gun popped out of the bushes. But this weapon didn't use bullets, its ammo was cream pies.

"Hahaha, get it?"

"SCATTER!" yelled Eddy.

Immediately the group ran for their lives as the machine started to fire. Pies were flying everywhere, and the group was nearly hit a few times. They were so focused on the pies that they didn't notice Kevin riding past them on his bike.

"Watch it, dorks! You almost-"

His sentence was cut off by a pie that shot in his face. The force was so great it knocked him off of his bike, and the bike swerved out of control until it crashed into a lamp post.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Kevin.

Meanwhile, during all this chaos, the rest of the Loud family and their pets were in the basement. Also known as the room of Lincoln, Lisa, and Lucy.

"It's already started, we're all doomed. Doomed!" said Lynn Senior in fear.

Rita then grabbed him by the shoulder and started shaking him violently as she said, "Pull yourself together hon! We'll survive one way or another!"

"Never fear family, I have a solution," said Lisa catching everyone's attention.

Lisa climbed the stairs towards the closed basement door. Next to the door was a small monitor, it appeared to be an electronic lock. Lisa placed her hand on the machine, and it scanned her fingerprints. Then came a panel of numbers on the screen. She typed in a few numbers, and then the device activated. Suddenly, a thick steel door slid in front of the regular door. And soon slabs of steel were covering the windows too.

With a satisfied smirk, Lisa walked down the stairs and dusted her hands.
"There, the basement is now prank proof. We should be safe if we stay in here and divide our supplies evenly," said the proud little scientist.

Munch Munch

Everyone turned around and saw Lana busy eating a chocolate bar. But that's not what caught their attention. What caught their attention was the fact that she was surrounded by empty bags, wrappers, juice boxes, and bones.

This caused everyone to glare at Lana, even the pets.

"What," asked the oblivious Lana with a mouthful of candy.

"Dang it Lana not again!" yelled Lola in frustration.

"Don't worry guys, I'll just get some more food from the fridge," said Leni as she started walking.

Lori placed a hand on Leni's shoulder and said, "I think it's best if you stay here Leni. We don't want a repeat of last time."

"But then who will go?" asked Lynn

A few seconds of silence past before someone spoke up.

"Alright, I'll do it, for my family," said Lynn Sr. as he stepped forward, earning a few gasps from his daughters and wife.

Lynn swallowed his fear before he spoke, "Lisa, open the door."

Without question, Lisa walked to the monitor and started typing in a new code. After she finished, she waited for the doors to de-activate, but they didn't. She tried again, but she got the same result.

Growing annoyed she typed the codes in again, but this time sparks started shooting out of the machine. She quickly covered her eyes, and everyone gasped in surprise. After just a second the flashes stopped and the front cover fell off. Removing her hands from her eyes Lisa could see the circuitry of the monitor, and it was covered in a white substance. Hesitantly Lisa walked up to it and placed her finger on it.

Everyone looked on in anticipation, hoping Lisa would have an answer.
She then smelled the substance that was on her finger. After a second of thought, she tasted it.

With her eyes wide in shock, she said, "Whipped cream? WE'VE BEEN SABOTAGED!"

(6:25 am)

The Eds and Lincoln were walking down the sidewalk with Eddy leading them.

"Eddy, wait! We should probably regroup and think things through," pleaded Double-D.

"NO WAY! We're going to the junkyard to get some better stuff to use on her! I won't be beaten by her!" said Eddy as he quickened his pace.

"But this is dangerous Eddy. We're out in the open, Luan can strike us at any minute," said a fearful Lincoln.

"Lincoln's right Eddy, we should..."

"Just shut up already! I'm not gonna be scared of a girl with braCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!"

Without knowing it, Eddy fell right into a deep dark pit. It was prior covered by a sheet, matching the color of the pavement.

"Oh dear, Eddy!" yelled Double-D as he and the group stopped at the edge of the pit.

As they looked down into the darkness, a piece of paper flew into Lincoln's face. He removed it and saw there was a message written on it.

Lincoln red it, "See you next fall. Hahaha, get it?"

"Are you okay Eddy!?" yelled Ed.

Eddy's voice echoed out the hole as he replied, "Yeah Ed, I'm fan-freaking-tastic! Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream down here!"

"Really!? Can I come down too?!" asked Ed in excitement.

…..

"I'm surrounded by idiots," said an irritated Eddy.

"I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream," stated Ed as he tilted his head in confusion.

Eddy yelled in frustration, "UUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!"

"ahem-Maybe it would be best if we regrouped at my house, Eddy. The streets are far too dangerous," said Double-D.

Eddy sighed in defeat before saying, "Fine, just get me out of here!"

"Okey dokey smokey!" exclaimed Ed before diving into the pit himself.

"OW! YOU IDIOT!"

"Where's the ice cream?"

"RIGHT HERE!"

"OUCH! OOO! OW!"

Double-D and Lincoln continued to look into the pit with deadpan expressions.

As the confrontation continued, Double-D walked away and said, "I'll get the ladder."

(7:30 am back at the Cul-De-Sac)

The sun was now out, and the birds were cheerfully singing.

Johnny was blissfully humming a tune as he walked down the sidewalk. With him in his arms was his best pal Plank. The two were walking a bit until Johnny saw something that caused him to stop.

Right in front of them laid a crisp 20 dollar bill.

"Look, Plank, we scored big time!" said Johnny before he bent down to pick it up.

However when he reached for the bill...

SNAP

"Huh? WOOOOOAAAHHH!"

In an instant, Johnny was swept off his feet in a large net. Both Johnny and Plank were now in the mesh and hanging from a nearby tree.

"Oh well, it's not the worst thing that's happened to us, right buddy?" said a cheerful Johnny.

Not too far away Jimmy was skipping along the sidewalk while singing a tune.

"La la la la, oh hello mister flower. You're pretty," said Jimmy as he stopped next to a beautiful red flower. He proceeded to pluck the flower from the ground, but when he pulled the stem it turned out to be a long hose.

"Huh?" said Jimmy in confusion.

Before he could inspect the 'flower' further, he was blasted in the face with high pressured water. The blast knocked him off his feet and caused him to slide a bit into the road.

"Oh no, my shirt! It's gonna get wrinkled!" said Jimmy in a panic.

"ROLF HAS TURNED INTO A FOUL! MAMMA, THE UPRISING HAS BEGUN!" yelled a feather-covered Rolf as he ran through the street.

Observing the whole scenario from a safe distance behind his window was Double-D. He was looking out his living room window and saw the chaos that was now unfolding.

In a worried tone, Double-D turned to his friends and said, "This is not good gentlemen, somehow Luan has placed traps all over the Cul-De-Sac. We don't have a solid strategy to use against her."

"Oh, don't we?" asked Eddy with a smug expression. This caused everyone looked at him in confusion.

(7:35 am, in the Loud's kitchen)

Luan was busy preparing a small snack for herself. Nothing too fancy, just an average ham sandwich. She made it in celebration of her early victory over Eddy.

"Ah, sometimes I'm just too good," said Luan in satisfaction before taking a bite out of her sandwich.

The sandwich was average flavor, but it just felt special for Luan. And hot for some reason. Very, very hot.

"Phew, is it hot in here or is it just me? Hehehe…" said Luan nervously as her face started turning red and sweat started to drop.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Luan in pain as her mouth turned into a raging inferno.

Acting quickly she looked in the fridge for milk. Unfortunately, there was none. She then tried to open the tabs, but they didn't move an inch. As panic started to take over, Luan ran around the house frantically with her tongue sticking out.

And the group of Eds and Lincoln were observing her actions from across the street in Double-D's home. With binoculars, they saw Luan through the windows of her house and saw how she was in a panic.

The most surprised of all was Lincoln. He had never seen his sister like this, especially on her favourite holiday.

"What did you do to her?" asked Lincoln who was still in disbelief.

"Easy, last night I sprayed some of my brother's special hot sauce on the food in the fridge. After that I made the tabs a, little too tight," said Eddy as he pulled out a wrench to prove his point.

Lincoln was amazed. No one has managed to prank Luan like that before. But his admiration was cut short when he realized something.

"Wait you broke into my house?" asked Lincoln with his hands on his hips.

"Hey, all's fair in love and war," responded Eddy, earning him an eye roll from Double-D and Lincoln

Back at the Loud house, Luan was practically crawling on her knees. The pain was unbearable, she needed relief quickly. She looked down on her shirt, and her eyes grew wide in realization.

She grabbed her trick flower from her shirt and squirted water in her mouth. She gasped and coughed a bit because of how quickly she drank it. But the pain was starting to go away, her suffering came to a close.

Taking deep breaths, Luan stood up and stared out the living room window.

With a determined glare, she said, "Alright Eddy. Let's keep playing."

(8:15 am)

"AAAAAAHHHH! They're in my hair!" yelled Nazz as she ran around with spiders in her hair. Whether they were real or not, nobody can tell.

At this time the Eds and Lincoln were busy discussing their next plan of attack.

"I say we use the pies, they're super yummy," said the lovable Ed.

"They're not for eating Lumpy," responded Eddy with his arms folded.

Double-D was trying to construct plans for their next assault on a chalkboard. So for the moment, they were just exchanging ideas.

Knock Knock

"Eddy could you get that?" asked Double-D as he started to draw a new schematic on the board.

Eddy reluctantly agreed, "Fine,"

Eddy walked to the front door, and when he opened it he wasn't greeted by a person. But by a familiar gag.

On the ground in front of him was a paper bag and the top was on fire.
Eddy chuckled at the attempt and said, "Really, that's the best you got? Try something original chuckles. Hey Charles! I found your breakfast, hahahaha!"

Eddy closed the door, but when he did…

BOOM

He heard an explosion coming from behind the door. The blast caught the group's attention as they ran to the door to investigate.

"What on Earth was that?!" asked Double-D

Eddy opened the door, and the group walked outside. When Double-D turned around to face his house he was shocked. Almost the entire front portion of the house was now covered in dark blue dye.

Double-D fell to his knees and yelled in despair, "My parents' home! How will I explain this to them!?"

"Hahaha, it looks like a smurf now," said Ed.

"Don't worry guys, I have another plan," said Eddy he cracked his knuckles.

(8:30 am in the living room)

"A prank call? Really? This is the best you can think of?!" asked Lincoln who was again in disbelief, but this time for different reasons.

"Don't mock the classics Linc," said Eddy as he started to dial the number.

"Can I get mine with pepperoni Eddy?" asked Ed.

"Shut up stupid, I'm busy," said Eddy.

After a few seconds of silence, their victim picked up the phone.

"Hello, Loud residence," said Luan in a casual tone, and Eddy hoped to change that.

In a deep voice, Eddy said, "Good day madam, we're from the Maintenance of Home Supplies company. And we'd like to ask you a simple question."

"Sure,"

"Is your refrigerator running?" asked Eddy who could barely contain his chuckles.

"Yes it is, and you should be too,"

After those words, Luan hung up the phone. Her answer caused Eddy to raise a brow.

"What does she mean by…."

Just then the group started hearing an odd sound coming from the chimney. The noise grew louder and louder until the noise could be identified as, buzzing?

At that moment a massive beehive fell to the bottom, causing all the bees to go crazy.

The Eds and Lincoln ran around in sheer terror as they tried to avoid the painful stingers.

Minutes had passed, and the bees finally left through an open window. Of course, they left their marks. The group was covered in bee stings from head to toe.

"BEES?! SHE THREW BEES IN MY CHIMNEY!?" yelled Double-D in sheer disbelief.

"Ow, ow. Gotta say, ow. Luan's not kidding this time, ow," said Lincoln as he tried to walk.

"My skin feels tingly," said Ed who wasn't really bothered by the stings.

"Oh, that's it. Ed, where's your comic book?" asked Eddy as an evil grin appeared.

(9:15 am)

With a mop in hand, Luan was busy mopping the floor of the room, trying to get rid of the foamy mess in her room.

Ding Dong

Hearing her doorbell, Luan placed the mop against the wall and slowly walked to the door. She peaked through the peaking hole, and when she didn't see anyone, she opened the door.

When she opened the door, she wasn't greeted with a pie to the face as expected, but instead, she was met with something peculiar.

On the porch was a torn up stuffed teddy bear, and it was lying on a red Q that was painted on the floor.

"This is ….odd," said Luan as she cocked her brow.

CAAAA!

Luan looked up and saw crows gathering on the tree branches and lamp posts. And their numbers kept growing. Luan became fearful when a realization had hit her. The crows were staring at HER.

Without hesitation, she ran into the house and locked the door.

At that second the crows started their assault on the house, scratching and pecking at the doors and windows.

Once again the Eds and Lincoln observed the ensuing chaos through their window.

"Good thing you still kept that comic Ed," said Eddy with a satisfied smirk.

"The Curse of Evil Tim knows no mercy Eddy," replied Ed.

Double-D lowered his binoculars and looked at his friends in concern.
"I don't know fellows, isn't this a bit much?"

"She dropped a beehive down the chimney Sockhead," stated Eddy.

"Fair point."

"Man, my folks are not gonna like this," said Lincoln as he continued to look through his binoculars.

"Come to think of it, where is your family Lincoln? I haven't seen them today?" asked Double-D.

"Mmmmm..."

(Meanwhile in the Loud's basement)

The rest of the Loud family had apparently adopted a more native lifestyle now. The bed sheets were turned into tents, and the family members' clothes were a bit torn, and they wore war paint. Or make-up, whatever it was.

All the children were gathered at the center of the room. They sat on the ground and formed a circle.

Currently, Luna was beating on a makeshift drum, making an intimidating presence.

"Warriors take your positions!" yelled Lisa.

"Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo," chanted all of the Loud children.

Just then Rita and Lynn senior walked into the circle, causing the girls to give primal cheers. Both elders were wielding makeshift spears.

"Let the battle for dominance commence!" announced Lisa.

On her word, the two elders charged towards each other and unleashing their primal war cries.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

(Back at the Eds)

"I'm sure they're fine," stated Lincoln.

(9:45 am)

A few minutes ago after the crows left, Luan left the house, running towards an unknown destination. Eddy saw this as an opportunity and started to give chase while holding a cream pie in his right hand.

Currently, the two were running along the sidewalk, with Luan in the lead and Eddy not too far behind.

With a wicked smile, Eddy yelled, "Come on chuckles, I just wanna show you something!"

Luan quickly turned right into the lane and disappeared from sight for a few seconds.

Without hesitation, Eddy took the turn as well. "Gotcha now-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

Eddy was caught off guard by the slippery ground that was covered in banana peels. With how fast Eddy was running prior, his momentum kept him going and going until he collided with a giant cream pie.

After the impact Eddy was confused and dizzy, he could barely stand on his own feet.

"But mommy I don't want another banana split," said Eddy before falling to the ground again.

Luan jumped out of a bush close to the lane and said, "At first you were kinda annoying, but I guess you can be a-PEAL-ing sometimes. Hahaha, get it?"

With that Luan started running back towards her house. Not paying much attention to the road she stepped on a pair of roller skates that caused her to roll down the road. Clearly caught off-guard she started to flail her arms around and tried to change direction, with little success of course.

Before she knew it, she crashed and landed in what appeared to be a shopping cart. She quickly sat up and saw the cart was attached to a large rubber band that was tied around two light pulls.

She looked back and saw Ed holding the cart tight.

"Dangit,"

"Contact!" exclaimed Ed before releasing the cart.

The cart along with Luan was then launched into the air.

"This is what I call a long shot!" yelled Luan as she disappeared.

Lincoln walked up to Double-D who was standing next to Ed.

Still worried about his sister's safety Lincoln asked, "You think she'll be okay?"

"Not to worry Lincoln, I assure you she'll land in a nice patch of foliage about a mile away," answered Double-D as he wrote down a few notes.

"Good work boys, I told you she would fall for it," said the cream covered Ed as he walked up to the group.

Eddy turned towards the direction Luan flew and shielded his eyes as he tried to look for her in the sky.

"You think she landed yet?" he asked.

Just then Ed kicked Eddy in the butt, causing Eddy to grab his cheeks in pain.

"Ow! What's wrong with you lumpy!?" yelled Eddy in anger.

"But Eddy, the sign told me to do it," replied Ed in his defense.

"Sign? What are you-"

Eddy then reached for his back and pulled off a piece of paper that was stuck to it.

The paper read, 'Kick me because I'm short.'

"Oh she's good," said Eddy as he crumbled the paper.

(12:30 pm)

"What is she up to?" said Eddy as he continued to look out the window.

In the Loud's front yard Luan was busy flying a kite. This wouldn't seem too weird except she was flying it for an hour straight when she arrived back at her home. And Eddy was growing more and more impatient.

"We need to be careful Eddy, for all we know it's probably another trap," said Lincoln.

"Screw that, I'm checking it out," said Eddy as he marched out the front door.

"There goes a brave man," said Lincoln.

"More stubborn than brave in my opinion," said Double-D as he rolled his eyes.

Eddy walked up to Luan who was still casually flying her red kite.

"Okay Loud, I know you're up to something. So spill it," said Eddy who's patience was growing thinner.

"Actually, I'm done," said Luan in a calm tone.

"Yeah well, say what?" responded Eddy.

"Yup, you're just too good for me. I haven't been in a prank war for so long I'm a bit out of shape. I honestly can't keep up with you," said Luan, giving Eddy a swollen head.

With his ego growing, Eddy replied, "Well, I am amazing."

"And to show there are no hard feelings, here's a quarter," said Luan as she pulled out the currency from her pocket. She was about to give it to Eddy, but then it slipped from her fingers and fell to the ground.

"Oops."

"Don't worry I got it," said Eddy as he bent down and picked up the money.

When he came back up however he saw that Luan wasn't next to him anymore and there were a bunch of strings tied to his left arm. One line belonged to the kite, but he didn't know about the others.

A quick whistle brought Eddy's attention to Luan who was standing next to her home. She gave Eddy a cocky smirked as she pulled on a piece of rope. Suddenly out of nowhere hundreds of balloons took to the sky, and they were tied to Eddy's arm.

Eddy gave Luan a sour look as he said slowly, "I hate you."

Eddy was then swept off his feet and was carried away by the balloons and kite.

"Looks like you're soaring to new heights. Hahaha, get it?" said Luan.

"I'll save you Eddy!" yelled Ed as he ran after his friend.

"Should we go after them?" asked Lincoln.

"Yes," replied a tired Double-D.

(1:15 pm)

When Eddy was back on the ground safely, he immediately put his next plan into action.

With rubber gloves as protection, Eddy hooked a car battery to the doorknob of the Loud's house.

"We'll see if she finds this funny," said Eddy with a mischievous smile.

Using the gloves, Eddy opened the door to enter the house. After entering it, he closed the door and placed the gloves in his pockets. He then walked up to Luan's room and knocked on the door.

Luan opened the door and greeted Eddy with a smile, "Oh you're back."

"That's right, you know Luan I've been thinking," said Eddy as he walked into the room.

"I'll be honest, you're good. REALLY good. I've never had this much fun in a long time. So I'm letting you win this year. Thanks for all the memories," Eddy then proceeded to hug Luan, which she found a bit weird.

Eddy then stomped his foot on the ground a few times to mimic a knock on a door.

Eddy released Luan and said, "Someone's knocking on your front door."

"Don't worry I'll be back," said Luan as she left the room.

Eddy rubbed his hands together maniacally and said, "As an electrocuted mess, MUHAHAHAHAHA!"

Luan walked into the room which causes Eddy to stop laughing.

"It's actually for you Eddy, he said to mention Pipsqueak," said Luan.

"Pipsqueak?" asked Eddy, before his eyes widened in realization.

"BIG BRO! OH MY GOSH YOU'RE FINALLY BACK!" yelled Eddy as he ran to the door, clearly forgetting about the trap.

ZZZAAAAAAPPPP

Eddy walked away from the house with electricity pulsing through his body.

"Well played Loud …'ZAP'… well played …'ZAP.'"

(2:00 pm)

In Double-D's living room Eddy was marching back and forth like a drill sergeant. In front of him was Ed and Lincoln, both of them were wearing kitchen supplies as body armour. And they both were equipped with a toilet paper launcher.

"Men, I won't sugarcoat it. We're in trouble, and this is our last line of defense. I can't promise that you all will come back safely. But I can promise you that your sacrifices will not be in vain. Because of brave soldiers like you, today we might just win this war," said Eddy.

….

Lincoln spoke up first, "Can we still quit?"

"JUST GO!" exclaimed Eddy as he shoved Ed and Lincoln out the front door.

As the door closed behind them, they looked onto the Loud house. They reluctantly prepared their weapons and stealthily marched towards their target.

They snuck between bushes and behind trees until they were at the side of the house.

Pulling out his walkie-talkie Lincoln pressed the button and spoke in a whisper, "We're in position."

"You may fire when ready," replied Eddy through the communicator.

"Alright Ed, NOW!" signaled Lincoln.

Unleashing their war cries, Ed and Lincoln started shooting whole rolls of toilet paper over the house. The barrage continued for a few seconds until they ran out of ammunition.

After their assault stopped, Lincoln was confused as to why nothing happened yet. The whole house was now covered in toilet paper, and there was no sign of Luan.

Beep

Just then Lincoln heard a faint noise. He continued to listen to these beeps that came every 2 seconds.

"Lincoln, I think my ears are ringing," said Ed as he tried to clean his ear.

"No Ed, I hear it too," replied Lincoln.

The two then started looking around as the beeping continued.

Lincoln then spotted something in the grass. It was a faint red light, and if he was not mistaken the beeping was coming from it. He tried to get closer, and he then heard that the beeping sound was speeding up.

His eyes widened once he realized what it was.

"TAKE COVER!"

On instinct, Lincoln tackled Ed to the ground as the strange device exploded.

Ed and Lincoln looked back and saw gag snakes falling down everywhere.

"It's the attack of the flying snakes Lincoln!" said Ed in a panic.

BOOM

BOOM

"Eddy come in! We have gag-mines! I repeat, we have gag-mines!" said Lincoln through the walkie-talkie as explosions kept going off.

"ABORT YOUR MISSION! RETURN TO BASE!" yelled Eddy in a panic.

Ed and Lincoln didn't hesitate for a second as they started running back. The mines kept going off and various gag items flew around in different directions.

"READY THE TOMATO CANNON!" commanded Eddy through the walkie-talkie.

Double-D's garage door opened and then came out a large Tomato Gattling gun on rails. And seated behind it was Double-D.

"Tomato cannon ready sir!" said Double-D as he examined the scope.

Double-D then started firing a barrage of tomatoes at the house.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FEEL MY WRATH!" yelled Double-D like a maniac as he kept firing.

One of the windows of the Loud house opened, and suddenly rubber chickens shot out towards Double-D.

"ABORT ABORT!" yelled Eddy.

On that note Double-D returned into the safety of his garage, barely avoiding the assault of fake poultry.

"Ed! Fire the catapult!" commanded Eddy through the walkie-talkie.

In Double-D's backyard, there was a makeshift catapult, and its contents were a HUGE bag filled with inflated whoopie-cushions. Right next to it was Ed.

"Firing Eddy!" exclaimed Ed with a salute.

Ed then pulled the lever, causing the catapult to launch its contents.

When the bag landed in front of the Loud's house, it released a massive shockwave that shattered all the windows in the Cul-De-Sac.

Quickly standing up from the debris Eddy spoke into his walkie-talkie again. "We're not done yet, boys!"

(5:00 pm)

You could hardly recognize the Cul-De-Sac anymore. The exteriors of all the houses were substantially damaged. Properties destroyed. Windows shattered and various gag items scattered across the land.

It can only be best described as a warzone.

The Eds and Lincoln constructed a fort with flour bags outside the house as they battled the assault of paint-filled balloons.

The boys battled back with slingshots and their own stash of water balloons.

"Eddy, this has gone on long enough! We need to stop this madness!" yelled Double-D as he dodged a balloon.

"It'll be over when I WIN!" answered Eddy before firing another balloon.

"Eddy please, we've suffered enough casualties. We need to surrender now!" said Lincoln as he tried to reason with Eddy.

"I SAID I WON'T-"

"LOOK OUT EDDY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Ed quickly shoved Eddy out of the way, but he was hit by the oncoming projectile. Red paint splattered all over Ed's chest upon impact.

Time seemed to slow down as Ed fell to the ground.

"ED!" yelled everyone in shock.

"Oh dear Ed!" exclaimed Double-D in worry.

Eddy walked towards Ed and sat next to him as he held his friend's head.

"Eddy… is that you?" said Ed in a weak voice.

"Yeah lumpy, it's me. I-I'm so sorry," said Eddy as tears started filling his eyes.

Ed placed a hand on Eddy's shoulder before saying, "It's okay Eddy. I protected my friends. Ed…. Is happy."

Tears started to fill the eyes of Double-D and Lincoln.

Ed pulled out a picture from his pocket and showed it to Eddy. It was a black and white picture of one of Rolf's chickens.

"Please….just tell Gertrude….I love her," after those final words, Ed closed his eyes for one final time.

The tears were now streaming down everyone's faces.

Eddy placed his friend's head back on the ground, his eyes were shadowed as tears were running down his face.

Eddy clenched his fists and screamed at the heavens with pure anguish, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

…..

Using a stick and white cloth, Eddy made a white flag. He then stood on top of the fort and waved it high above his head.

Double-D knew how difficult this was for Eddy, considering his pride was one of the most important things to him. Surrendering like this must've been painful.

"You win! I give up!" yelled Eddy as he continued to wave the flag.

The assault of balloons ceased when Eddy yelled. After a few more seconds of silence, the front door of the Loud's house opened.

Eddy jumped off of the fort and headed towards the door.

Double-D and Lincoln stayed behind with Ed, and they saw their brave leader entering the enemy's base.

Eddy walked through the silent halls and noticed the damage that was caused. A few seconds ago there was chaos, but now there's only an eerie silence.

Luan's door was slightly open, Eddy saw this as an invitation and walked right in.

SPLASH

And sure enough, a bucket of water fell on his head. But Eddy wasn't furious, or embarrassed. He was defeated.

He kept the bucket on as he walked towards Luan who was sitting in her jester chair. She was giving Eddy a satisfied smile as he got on his knees.

"You win, you're the Queen of Pranks," said Eddy with disgust.

"Good to see you've finally learned your place in the world. Any last words before I finish you off?" asked Luan as she held a cream pie.

"Just three…"

In one quick movement, Eddy jumped up and pulled a small green ball from in his sleeve.

"EL MONGO STINKBOMB!"

With his last bit of strength threw the ball to the ground, causing a massive explosion of green gas that enveloped the house.

Outside the house was Ed, Double-D, and Lincoln who observed the explosion.

Catching a bit of the stench, Lincoln grabbed his nose in disgust.

"Oh wow, what is that? It's like a hundred Lily diapers," said Lincoln through watery eyes.

"The el mongo stinkbomb, it's the last resort I mentioned last night," said Double-D as he pinched his nose.

"Oh man I miss this good smell," said the ever happy Ed as he continued to sniff with glee.

A few seconds later Lincoln's family ran out the front door.

"YES! FREEDOM!" said Lynn in excitement.

"I literally thought I would never see the sun again," said Lori in relief.

"Guys?" asked Lincoln.

His father ran up to him and gave the boy a hug.

"Oh son, you're still alive! Tell me, how long has it been? Are cafés still a thing?" he asked.

"Dad its still April 1st, you guys were only gone for a day," answered Lincoln as he escaped his father's grasp.

"Really? I guess being locked in the basement with no food can do that to you," replied Lynn Sr.

Before Lincoln could ask any further questions, two voices came from the house. Out of the stink cloud came Eddy and Luan who were both a bit disoriented.

"Man, this stinks. Hahaha…ughh," said Luan before passing out.

"I'm still…the…. King," said Eddy before he passed out as well.

The grouped looked at the two for a bit in silence. Then the Loud family saw the condition of the Cul-De-Sac.

"What happened out here sweetie?" asked Rita.

"Long story."

You didn't think I was going to do a April Fool's chapter did you?

Oh I got you good.

But you should know I'll be focusing on my other story now, My Ed Academia. And I have a new project in the works. So thank you for everyone that's been patient for so long. I owe you a lot. Also special thank for Hotspot the 626th for editing this chaotic chapter, you're beyond awesome.

See you guys next time.