Warnings: Explicit usage of language.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything involving the Star Wars Universe other than a POP Poe figurine. All characters belong to their creators. Seraphine and other OCs are my personal characters unless otherwise mentioned.

Author's Note: STORY TIME: Today I spent over 45 minutes looking for parking today so I could go take a quiz in a fucking class I already know I have to retake (Because a C- isn't good enough for Math apparently, I suck at and hate math so leave me alone) but getting worse will hurt my GPA even more but I COULDN'T FIND ANY. There was a high school football tournament and they let them take all of the parking because apparently that is more important than my ridiculously expensive college education. So I am pissed. So yah. CHAPTER? Reviews would make me feeeelllll better.

Chapter Five - Fucking Hell

Fucking Hell.

Fuckingggggg hellllllllll.

Why did his face have to look so good? How does his face even still look good with how many hits it had taken? She was pretty sure she nailed it a few times herself.

Fuckinggggggg hellllllll.

She walked in front of him, making sure to stay in front of him so he couldn't see how bad her face was flushed. It felt like her cheeks were on fire.

Fuckingggggggg helllllllllllll.

Stupid fucking hormones, and shit.

Yah, that was what it was, all those hormones and stuff.

As almost every creepy old woman she had run into told her, her biological clock was ticking and it was time for her to start popping out babies. Ugh babies. She shuddered slightly.

Hormones.

That is what it had to be.

Only explanation.

Yep, only one.

She still wanted to bash his head in, it was just her hormones. She hadn't gotten laid in a longgggg time, that is what it had to be.

Yep. Only explanation.

She wasn't gonna lie, he was hot though.

She snapped back to her surroundings when she reached her intended destination and was very displeased by what she saw. "Welp, shit." She sighed, crouching down behind some crates. Poe quickly followed her, before sneaking a peak up.

"There's a ship."

"Mhm hm."

"Is it your ship?"

"Mhm hm."

"And it is completely surrounded by Stormtroopers."

"Mhm hm."

"Welp, shit." Poe repeated Seraphine's exclamation from earlier and then looked back at the back at the blonde. "What's the plan?"

"You aren't going to like it." Seraphine admitted, glancing over to the ship and then around them. "How's the head?"

"Better." Poe confirmed. "Sorry about that."

"Nah man, don't be, it's fine, they mind fucked you. I get it." Seraphine shrugged.
Poe hesitated for a second before asking, "Mind what?"

"Mind fucked." Seraphine repeated before explaining, "Well, it's when they, well, fuck with your mind. Like go in and mess everything up, and you don't come back out of it right."

"So like torture." Poe repeated.

"Well, kinda I guess. But mind fucked is more for that force shit in your mind and they just move everything around and it sucks. So mind fucked." Seraphine attempted to explain, gesturing around her head the whole time. "It's hard to explain."

"No, I understand. Main fucked. How did you," Poe trailed off not really wanting an answer to his question.

"You were screaming." She replied simply and Poe looked at her surprised. "In your sleep, after I rescued you. You were screaming."

"Oh."

"You'll be fine though." Seraphine quickly commented in a weak attempt for comfort.

"How do you know that." Poe slowly asked and Seraphine sighed.

"I've seen the survivors of it before." Seraphine admitted before looking Poe in the eyes, the first time she had since he had met her. "It is not fun. It is going to be a pain in the ass to get completely past it, and you might never completely recover. But you can't let yourself go down that rabbit hole, Dameron. You have a mission, right."

Poe nodded slowly.

"So you will be fine. Complete the mission. Focus on the next step, that's how I live my life and it has kept me alive so far." She started to rustle around in her bag before pulling out a small sphere device.

Poe's mouth dropped open. "That's a bomb."

"Not exactly." Seraphine corrected. "It's a G-20 Glop Grenade." She snickered to herself. "Glop. Glop. Glop. I fucking love that word."

"Where did you get a Glop Grenade? And do you just carry them with you?" Poe questioned really surprised and looking at the girl in front of him differently. He was right earlier, she was a madwoman.

"I mean yeah pretty much? And it is really easy to buy anything you want if you go to the black market. I also have Flash bombs and Sonic detonators." She responded glancing into her bag as she did.

"You just carry those around with you? All the time?"

"Yeah." Seraphine replied not understanding why he was surprised. "But I am going to use my Glop Grenades because I don't want to kill anyone."

"You don't want to kill stormtroopers?"

"They aren't my target, Dameron. If we blast past them and escape on my ship than they will be looking for us. But if we can sneak past them and get you hidden then I can fly out of here with permission from them and we won't have a problem." She tapped her temple with the hand with the Glop Grenade in it, as Dameron watched it very closely. "I think ahead."

"So you are going to throw it into the town." Poe nodded, finally coming to the conclusion of her plan.

Seraphine nodded. "No one will get hurt and it's effects will be pretty much gone after 20 minutes or so, but it should create enough of a distraction that they will leave the ship unguarded just long enough that we can get in."

"You are crazy." Poe laughed and Seraphine, simply smiled. A real smile.

"Why thank you." Seraphine laughed before pulling out five more Glop Grenades from her bag.

Poe looked at the bag slightly confused. It wasn't that big, just how much stuff did she have in it?

"Stay here and stay down. Might want to cover you ears though, these things can be loud and we don't want to make your concussion worse." With that she was gone, running down one of the side roads.

To his own confusion, Poe stayed. He knew he should run, make a run for the ship when the explosions happened. But for some reason he stayed, crouched down behind the crates. To be fair, his head did still considerably hurt. So he stayed. He would be able to make a run for the ship once Seraphine set off the grenades.

He would get out of here. He would find BB-8. He would complete his mission.

He would steal her ship.

So he stayed, crouched behind the crates, ignoring the pounding in his head. He had a mission to complete. He would run after the explosions and capture the ship. He would be gone before Seraphine even was back, and that would be the end of it. Those blue eyes of hers might haunt him in his sleep, but he had a mission to complete. A universe to save.

She still hadn't told him who she really worked for. A friend is very vague and could backfire in his face. He couldn't trust her, he shouldn't trust her. And yet he did.

He shook his head violently, trying to shake loose the thought process he had been following, and looked around. Seraphine had been gone for a few solid minutes, where was she and why hadn't anything exploded yet?

The moment it crossed his mind, he heard the first one. It echoed through the streets, and Seraphine must have run a good distance away from them before she set it off. Soon there was another, and then explosion after explosion echoed created chaos in the otherwise rather quiet morning until Poe heard the last one. The sixth.

The stormtroopers began to shift among themselves as they received their orders and four of them left. Poe muttered something under his breath. Two of them were still there, carefully on watch, patrolling around the ship.

Suddenly, Seraphine landed beside him, barely breathing hard. Poe looked at her and then up and then back at her again. "Did you jump off the roof?"

"What of it?" Seraphine giggled, smiling widely, enjoying the adrenaline rush. She liked a good workout, hadn't gotten the time to recently. Well, no, she had time. Plenty of it really. She was just lazy, and sleep was better than working out. She did just enough to stay in shape and in good practice with her fighting. She was rather lazy after all, she had to deal with enough during her workday, she should be allowed to sleep in her off time.

Anyway. Back on topic.

She watched the stormtroopers with careful eyes before whispering "let's go," and taking off on a dead sprint hoping Poe was right behind her.

He was. And staying perfectly in time as well, they were able to slip to the back of her ship before the two patrolling turned to look where their path had been. "What is the plan?" Poe questioned, contemplating his options. He needed to get to the ship, but Seraphine had a plan of her own and that complicated things.

"We get on that ship and get out of here. On the radar so they don't come looking for us." Seraphine replied and when the stormtroopers turned again, she slipped onto the ramp up to her ship, Poe close behind her. "Ah, home sweet fucking home." She muttered lightly tapping her fist against some of the metal, before grabbing one of the grates leading to the bottom on her ship and twisting it loose. She grabbed the second layer and pulled it up too, before turning her head to gesture for him to get down.

"A hidden room?" Poe questioned, "Who did you get that idea from?"

"An old friend." Seraphine laughed watching the door as Poe slipped into the cramped space. "Stay here and stay quiet, and when I mean quite I mean not a fucking sound. No matter what happens I don't need you to come in a try to be a hero and get us both killed. Got it."

"Got it." Poe muttered, having to crane his neck in order to fit in the area. Seraphine carefully replaced the layers that she had removed, and Poe could hear her light footsteps as she slipped back out of the ship.

He had a mission, he needed to find BB-8. He needed to steal the ship and get out of here.

He needed to stay quiet.

So stay quiet he did.

Even if now his neck was going to be added to the long lists of things that were hurting him.

Author's Note: G-20 Glop Grenades, flash bombs, and sonic detonators all exist in the Star Wars Universe and belong to their rightful owners. Please review, and let me know what yall think/wonder/anything else along those lines!

Sneak Peak Into Chapter Six

She managed to slip back off her ship without being seen and back into the alley. Things were actually going well, scary well, way to well. She didn't like it, but there wasn't really anything she could do about it. It wasn't that she wanted things to go bad, it was just things rarely went well in her line of work and it was hard to live expecting anything else.

Well there was still plenty of time for everything to go wrong and blow up in her face. Like it always did.

She was pacing in the alley way before stopping and taking a deep breath. She plastered a huge smile on her face, and started walking with an extra skip in her step.

"Helllooooooo boysssss!" She sang with a huge smile and wave at the stormtroopers.