p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"Okay, so Crawly wasn't losing his mind when he thought that there was an angelic presence in the city of sin. He decided to go check it out. The sense was weak so it wasn't an archangel but probably a part of the Powers or Principalities. He proceeded to walk around and immediately felt strong demonic presences everywhere./p
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p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"Crawly didn't know if he was gonna be sick or admire the demon before him for his intellect of tricking the humans. Though from what he had seen they weren't all that hard to trick./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""No Asmodeus. I am not really up for the whole eating thing. You know if any of the other demons or Satan finds out you are consuming substances on Earth they won't be happy. Demons aren't supposed to eat. Plus there really is no point. You don't even need to it."/p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""Oh but I don't eat the food humans consume. Although some do eat each other. But human meat just has this divine taste to eat. Especially the young ones. Such tender skin. Plus I am leading the humans down a path of blind faith and greed so I am sure the other demons will see it from my perspective. Plus Anzu is completely fine with it. She is more particular to the infants though while I prefer my delicacies with a little meat on their bones."/p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""Well, I should warn you there is an angel somewhere in the city so don't do anything fucking stupid. Corporations aren't free and Dagon is threatening to flog with 42 lashes to any demon who gets smitten by an angel again."/p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""Oh, that won't be a problem. Don't worry your little head Crawly. Besides, the humans are too much fun and the angel is so weak I couldn't even feel them until you mentioned it."/p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"Asmodeus rubbed his fingers on the blood on his chin deep in thought before standing to his feet. He towered over Crawly by almost three feet. Crawly hated this as it made him feel small but it is what it is. Asmodeus had way more muscle than he did and Crawly was a scrawny thing./p
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p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"With that Asmodeus turned his nose upward and inhaled deeply. "I can smell it. An angel. And it's all alone."/p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"Crawly followed Asmodeus through the streets where the humans beat and killed each other. Violence was everywhere and Asmodeus seemed to reveal in the chaos. Asmodeus was like a hunting dog searching for his prey and finally came upon a child brothel./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"He lifted his cat-like claws and smiled a bloodstained smile./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""There..." He said./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"A child brothel? Looks like the angels were detestable child abusers too. Considering they allowed all this terrible waste of human life to happen Crawly was honestly not surprised. He took back everything he said. Asmodeus could kill this child abuser and he hoped he would tear the angel limb for limb while he still breathed. Perhaps even Anzu would show up and help with the carnage./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""So are you planning to share this angel meat with Anzu?"/p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""Anzu? Naw. Just because we are fucking each other doesn't mean I owe her my soul."/p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"This came as news to Crawly. So not only were they engaging in human consumption but human sexual intercourse as well./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""Aren't you worried that the demons of Hell will be angry with you participating in so many human activities. They could find a way to throw you in Holy Water you know."/p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""Eh they don't care. If they did they would have done something about it along time ago."/p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"Crawly approached the window and almost flinched when he saw the principality was none other than Aziraphale. The angel appeared to be arguing with the brothel owner and he was holding a young girl's hand in his right while emphasizing his threats with his left. Of course, the angel was not very good at them as he was far too adorable to be taken seriously and honestly Crawly could not blame the brothel owner for not thinking the angel was too powerful or even an occult being. A dove would have been more threatening than those sweet ocean eyes and feather-soft blonde curls./p
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p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"The owner laughed when it looked as though Aziraphale had passed out and proceeded to move to the back of the store. The little girl was shaking him and without a beat passing Aziraphale lept up grabbed the girl and ran into the street./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""All right two for one! You get the girl and I'll take the angel! No wait! We can split him! You lead me to him and it is only fair! Oh, Anzu will be so jel-"/p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"With that everything stopped moving. All of time and space. Except for Crawly. With this Crawly miricled Asmodeus to South America. Next time he saw him he would blame it on divine intervention or some shit like that. He then started time and transfigured into a snake./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"He slithered beneath the floorboards and slithered into the room the owner had gone into. He saw he was grabbing a knife to go out and stab Aziraphale with. He transformed back into his demon corporation and the man backed in fear when he saw him. It was probably the eyes. But he began to transfigure partway into a snake to make the man squirm even more./p
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p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"The man screamed all about his business and begged for mercy but eventually let all the children go free. Aziraphale was stunned by this and Crawly almost smiled when he saw Aziraphale bend down and hug the children./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"They all got out safely due to some demonic interference and once they were safe in the city Crawly slithered up to Aziraphale. The angel pointed to the snake and some of the children screamed and held onto his robes./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""No dears. Do not be afraid. Snakes are our friends and if we do not bother them they will not bother us. See! Snakes have no problem with us being here." Aziraphale said and it seemed to calm the children down./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"Crawly then transfigured into his demon form and watched the color drain from the angel's face. Good, he should be scared. The children began to scream./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""This one has a problem with it." He declared and grabbed the angel's wrist and pulled him away from the crying and screaming children. He felt the anxiety of the angel course through him as he bumbled on about not hurting the kids and just to hurt him. Crawly ignored him./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"Once they were out of earshot but still could keep an eye on the kids Crawly turned to Aziraphale with the angriest glare he could muster. One that made humans and some demon petrified or at the very least uneasy. And it worked as the angel was trying to keep a brave face but was failing miserably./p
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p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""Mind telling me what you were doing in a city crawling with demons and not a single angelic force in range?"/p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"The angel still went on and on and looked like he was about to pass out from anxiety. Crawly couldn't even understand the words coming out of his mouth. He noticed Aziraphale hadn't even tried to miracle his wounds away. He was never going to get an answer out of him like this./p
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p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""Thank you Crawly..." he said sheepishly and looked up with those adorable dark blue eyes./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"For some unknown reason, Crawly felt something in his stomach. A sickness. But not the kind when Rapheal beat him or when he found Asmodeus eating a human child but something different. As though there were a hundred butterflies flying around his stomach. And he also felt his anger leave him. Must be some sort of angelic trick./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""Whatever mircle or angelic bullshit you are doing to me stop it! I will bury you in the sand Angel!" He shouted and the angel /"I am not doing anything! I swear it!"/p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"Well, swearing was a serious thing to angels. This bodily issue was probably just a reaction to doing the right thing as a demon. No need to blame Aziraphale for his problems./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""You know what? Forget it! I am getting off track. What in the hell where you doing in the city! Were you just gonna let yourself get beat to death by a child slave driver?"/p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""I figured if I showed him a different way of living he would have stopped doing what he was doing and if not I would have figured it out."/p
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p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""I knew God would find a way and She did! She answered my request!"br /Crawly couldn't tell Aziraphale he had been the one to have helped him because he knew he would have been in so much trouble in Hell and he was not about to be tortured for the next millennia for some dumb angel he barely even knew./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""Okay. Fine. Whatever you have to tell yourself. Just please don't be stupid."/p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"Aziraphale let out a huff of frustration. "And why do you care if I do something stupid and get hurt or discorporated? You are a demon! I am an angel! We are hereditary enemies!"/p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"Shit. That was a good question actually. Why did he help out Aziraphale? Oh yeah.../p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""I just don't want to see you get destroyed so easily. Angels are supposed to fight demons because they are equally matched in power!"/p
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