When Crawly returned to Hell he was greeted with a very angry Beelzebub who immediately stabbed him with a knife flaming with Hellfire. He noticed she also had lashes from a whip across her face.
"Where in the fuck have you been?"
"Lord Beelzebub I came here to let you know our city of sin is gone. The angels destroyed it and I was the only survivor."
"It took us decades to get that city to the shitstorm of sin it was in! It was the largest slave-trading capital and it is now burnt to dust! FUCK!"
"Lord Beelzebub could you take the knife out of m-"
She yanked it out causing blood to spill all over the filthy tiles of Hell.
"My office! Now! And don't you even think about fucking around you pathetic sack of shit!"
He did as he was told and saw there were many other demons in there with him. Satan wasn't there thank fucking someone.
Beelzebub slammed the door behind her and shoved an entire stack of papers off her desk.
"I am so fucking done with this shit! Those fucking angelic bastards! Who do they think they are going around smitting demons and destroying the fucking city of our master the all-knowing Satan!"
She slammed her hands on the desk and then proceded to flip it over.
"Next time any of you demonic bastards see an angel you are to bring them down here and have them tortured for the next decade and then eradicated! If any of you are so much within 10 feet of an angel that you haven't done this for I swear to our master Satan I will carry out the punishment on both you and the angelic parasite and then proceed to find Holy Water and boil you in it! Fucking sick of this shit!"
One of the demons raised a shaking hand.
"Um, Lord Beelzebub?"
"The fuck you want pathetic trash!"
"I was just wondering where you were going to get the Holy Water from...I mean it seems like-"
"How dare you think you have the right to ask such fucking patheic questions!"
She snapped her fingers and he was discorporated in Hellfire while screaming in agony for a good solid six seconds.
Crawly was terrified and was not sure what he should do. He put on a brave face and did not allow the fear to show through.
She then proceeded to walk up to Crawly and held the Hellfire blade she had stabbed him with earlier to his throat.
"I am going to give you one fucking chance to tell us how in the fuck you survived that angelic shit! Answer me! And don't lie because I can sense it!"
"I found out about the plan to destroy the city and I attempted to warn the demons who were destroyed but they did not heed me."
"Oh really? And how in the fresh fuck did you come upon this information!"
"I-"
"I don't even care at this point! Put him in the deepest pit for three days until he can get his fucking story straight. Scorpions! I am sure he loves those!"
Crawly went without any expression or resistance. He knew resistance was futile.
He was thrown in and hit every rock and jagged edge on the way down. He landed in the bottom with a thud and felt the scorpions began to crawl all over him.
Stupid demons. He was a friend to the creatures of the Earth and was able to calm the scared critters down easily. He sat for his three days and then was told to get his ass back up to Earth.
He knew as a demon he should only care about two things. Himself and the greater evil. But however, he hoped Aziraphale was alright. The demons were getting more aggressive and he did save his life after all.