From the Shadow Isles they came
Chapter 2
Mordekaiser felt… weird, he felt like he had been thrown in the washing machine then got hit by Lux with her ultimate and then got beat up by Leona, Darius and Nautilus at the same time.
Translation: he felt dizzy as S#%$, he couldn't see S #$ and everything hurt like S%&$
He somehow managed to stand up without vomiting inside his helmet.
"Can I even throw up?" he asked himself, after all he was a Lord of the Undead and technically he had died a loooooooonng time ago.
The Master of Metal looked ahead…
Well that did absolutely nothing he couldn't see anything, there was a pink blurry thing in the sea of green ahead of him.
So he decided to approach it, as he took some steps towards it, Mordekaiser heard the pink thing squeak.
Oh well you look at that he had stumbled upon a pink type of rodent, he would crush to see if it bled pink as well.
He tried to reach for it but his depth perception was all messed up so he simply had his arm extended like a dumbass.
Most men would have been embarrassed about having their arm extended trying to reach a pink mouse, but Mordekaiser was not most men.
He was the most powerful and respected being in the Shadow Isles, he had defeated thousands of soldiers and mages with just his mace and his Mad Skills™ so he would keep his hand extended until the mouse approached him or his vision cleared whichever was first, after all he had all eternity to wait.
Why was the mouse so damn squeaky?
Louise stopped breathing when the armored colossus walked towards her direction, his very step appeared to shake the land. She tried to turn back and run but her professor held her in place.
She stared in horrified awe as the monster extended its arm towards her, its long steel fingers looked sharp enough to cut her in half and his red eyes glowed eerily.
But then it stopped.
She expected him to retract his hand but he remained still, as if was beckoning her.
"Do not fear him" Colbert told her as he let go of her.
"He is calling to you, waiting for his orders he is your familiar and he would do as you say"
Louise nodded and took some tentative steps forward, the creature was staring at her and his eyes were following her every move.
"IT'S LOOKING AT ME!" she yelled at her professor.
Colbert simply nodded waiting to see what happened next, he wanted to help Miss. Vallière but deep down he was afraid of what might happened if they did not bind this beast to a master.
The beasts next to the metal man started to move, the green one even growled.
Louise wanted to cry, so she ran towards the beast and pressed her lips on the beast armor and quickly jumped away from him.
She looked up scared and to her immense relief runes started to appear in his armor, the metal man lowered his hand and looked at her.
"You're no mouse" it said his voice deep and powerful, he sounded displeased.
She could only stare at him in confusion "Excuse me…"
Colbert decided to step in.
"Greetings Sir my name is…"
"It's Lord"
Colbert stared at him confused.
"Excuse me?"
"MY NAME IS LORD MORDEKAISER AND YOU BETTER REMEMBER IT FOOL!" he yelled making both the professor and Louise jump back, shocked at his short temper and the might of his voice.
"L-lord Mordekaiser I assume you know why you're here, am I correct?"
Mordekaiser said nothing as he looked at the professor.
"I'll take as a no, you have been summoned to serve as Miss. Vallière's familiar, one who will serve until she dies"
"….. I have been summoned to serve a pipsqueak like that?"
"HEY, I'll let you know the Vallière family is…"
"Zip it I don't want to hear it, I'm leaving" he said as he turned around.
But when he looked around he realized something this wasn't Runeterra, he could feel it and see it.
He had walked all over that world, he had destroyed its cities terrorized its people (also played some kick ass songs when he was rocking it out with Pentakill but that was a story for another time).
This world smelled wrong the shadow magic was weak and the only other thing he could feel that was like him was… HECARIM AND THRESH!
They were transported here too?
My how odd.
"You can't leave, your souls have been…"
"ENOUGH! I understand what the ritual means" Mordekaiser said turning around to face Colbert who had a stern look on his face.
"I will remain" he said "For now"
Colbert let out a sigh, honestly he was expecting the beast to try to kill them.
"What is happening to them?" the metal man said as he looked at the other two creatures.
"I… honestly don't know, the summoning is only supposed to bring one creature not three"
"Yes… wait did you just call me a creature?"
Before the metal man could get angry Thresh decided to open his mouth.
"Morde that you, I can't see anything or feel anything and I think I ate some of the grass"
Louise looked at Mordekaiser
"Is it speaking to you?"
"Yes" Mordekaiser said not looking back at her.
Louise looked at him annoyed, did he not hear the part that HE was her familiar and HE was supposed to follow her orders, but because she was so freaked out by his appearance she would let it slide... just this time.
If he was going to be her servant she would have to teach him some manners.
As Mordekaiser inspected his buds he realized he had a quick solution for this situation.
"HUE HUE HUE!" he took a step back and activated his Harvesters of Sorrow on both Hecarim and Thresh.
The spell he used in battle was the short version of the one he would use now, a quick use of it only coated both him and the person he chose with metal making them hurt their enemies.
But if he had the time he could link the souls.
And that's what he did he linked his soul with that of Hecarim and Thresh, but the thing he noticed is that there was another soul that he was linked to, a weaker one.
He looked back at the pink haired girl that was looking at him doing his dark magic in awe.
"Pfft"
Thresh stood up followed by the Shadow of War who had a harder time stabilizing his four legs.
"Oh hey Morde who's the baldy and the cosplayer?" Thresh said disinterested as he cleaned himself.
Hecarim on the other hand looked confused as hell.
"Wait but weren't we…"
"My fellow Shadow Isles warriors for the time being we will remain here with this young…lady and serve her commands if they aren't stupid that is"
Both of them stared at Mordekaiser like he had grown a second head.
"Wait a minute why the f#&%..."
"SHUT UP YOU HAVE BEEN SILENCED!" Mordekaiser yelled
"YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT ABILITY!" Hecarim yelled back.
As the two beings argued Louise looked at the third one to see what his reaction to all this was, but Thresh wasn't looking at them he was looking at Louise who started to get really freaked out by his appearance
Thresh simply smiled at her and waved.
But because the only smile he had was psychotic killer it only scared Louise even more.
After the Master of Metal had managed to shut up Hecarim, who still looked upset about the whole thing, he turned to Louise.
"Now what summoner?"
Louise looked stunned for a second before she puffed out her chest
"We will head to my dormitory where you will wait for my command!"
"F&$% that noise" Thresh said, making them all of them turn to him
"I ain't sleeping with a minor" he said simply.
Mordekaiser rolled his eyes while Hecarim snorted.
Colbert who had been silent these whole time, took this as a chance.
"I think your room would be too crowded if they stayed there, we have an abandoned storage room that they could use"
"But professor when has a familiar not stayed by his Master's side, it's unheard of!" Louise argued
Colbert nodded "While I agree that it's unusual for a familiar to not be by his master's side the situation is special and I think that it would be the best course of action"
Louise let out a sigh.
"Fine, but I will show them my room just so they know where to find me and to assign them their first task"
Colbert nodded "Very well then, I'll see you later Miss. Vallière I will send a maid to direct your familiars to their room"
Louise nodded and turned to her familiar(s?).
"Follow me" she said as she started walking towards her dorm.
Hecarim greeted his teeth, he was no dog to be ordered around!
Thresh didn't care and started walking, he liked to run with the flow.
Mordekaiser remained silent as they walked behind the small girl who was telling them a detailed description of her day routine.
Mordekaiser only needed to know when she wakes up and the hour she goes to sleep, so that was the only part he paid attention to.
He knew that Hecarim was glaring daggers at him but he would explain his motives later, when there was no one to hear them.
He looked at the sea of green that was this world and frowned under the helmet.
It needed more Metal.
A/N: Ok, was not expecting the first (embarrassing) first chapter to get attention, after all it started as something to help me with my writers block, as you can see by the bad quality of the first chapter.
In this one I still try to keep the comedic edge to it but I was thinking about changing it to a more serious tone, because all the League of Legends characters are not… in character. For example Mordekaiser is an almost unlikable monster who has been around for a very long time, who died laughing even as he was being hit by spears and arrows. He was so powerful that he returned each time.
Hecarim betrayed and lied his way to the top and his actions caused the destruction of the blessed isles (who will later become the shadow isles) and the creation of the ruined king.
Thresh is a warden that enjoys torturing and hurting souls and he stole Lucian's wife.
As you can see they are way (way more) darker then what I portray them, because this story is a crack comedy, but if the demand is high I can make it a more canon based story.
It would have to be M rated, because I don't think it would work as a T rated fic.
But that's only an option right now, I have no problem continuing the story as it is (only I would have to rework chapter 1) but I would like your opinion on the matter.
Do I go darker and grittier or leave it like it is?
Sorry for the long A/N and I hope that this chapter is better than the last one, see you on the next update!