Pokemon: Nerd Version
Name: Need a decent name, please give me a decent name.
Class: -
Money: -
Pokemon: -
"Speaking"
"Telepathy"
-Thoughts-
The rays of sunlight hit my eyes, trying to bring me to the world of living, but I had no such plans.
-I should have got to bed sooner. But the argument of the professors was so interesting! ...I have school today, great.-
When I opened my eyes, I saw a clear, open sky. Something that shouldn't be there.
"What," was the only thing I could utter.
I got up with slight panic evident in my eyes. Then I realized I was not only out of a city, I was in a freaking forest.
-How the hell did I end up here?!-
If I remembered right, there wasn't ayn forest withing a hundred kilometers. How did I know? Imagine how bored you would need to research this kind of thing.
-Am I kidnapped?!- was the only the tip of the iceberg of crazy ideas to explain how I got here. It included aliens and rainbow farting toast cats.
But before I could freak out and waste my energy, I heard a voice that made my brain lose focus of the situation.
"Help!"
From what I can tell of the voice, it was male, and that was it. Nothing useful.
Now, if I was heartless I could have just ignored it to find a solution for my own problems. So I just started running to the direction the voice came from.
Surprisingly I didn't collapsed after a few seconds, something that was really weird for me. I was also faster. I felt like I could run forever. But I could think about it later. Someone is in danger.
When I came to the source of the voice, I found a cliff side. Then I got and idea that made me pale.
-No...- I thought, panic starting to get the better of me. But I snapped out of it by the voice.
"Help!"
Apparently he was still alive.
Then that means he is grabbing onto something to not fall off, at the side of the cliff. So I looked down to see who it was. And I almost fell down the cliff in pure shock and disbelief. Because what I was a pichu. A real pokemon.
-What the hell is going on?!- was the only thing on my mind, I forgot the pichu for a moment. And the momentary shock of mine resulted in a pichu that was falling from at least a hundred meters, which was a fatal fall.
If I was a normal, straight thinking person, I would sit down hard, and cry because of that pichu's death and the shock of the fact that pokemon exist. But I'm crazy.
With a "I'm coming!" I jumped down the cliff. Was I crazy? Yes. Am I still in shock? Yes.
When I came near him, we were almost at the ground. So I acted quickly and grabbed the tiny mouse pokemon and curled myself around him. Then prepared myself to face my end.
Then with a big splash, my insides were everywhere.
Wild NERD appeared!
A/N: Hello folks, a random nerd here! I have been trying to write something for some time now and I hope I made something that would interest you guys and gals. This is a Self Insert in case you didn't realize, but you probably did. Anyway! I wait your criticisms folks! Btw I have an exam that could change my life in a month, so I may upload it really slow.
Wild NERD fled!