From the Shadow Isles they came
Chapter 4
Ahri was not a very complicated fox… cat…something person, she wanted to be more like the humans, she liked cute things and being on the latest fashion trends, she preferred the chocolates with little things in them because in her opinion they tasted so much better than plain old regular not-stuffed with something yummy chocolates.
Oh and she also was loyal.
She would always help her friends and those she surrounded herself with.
So now that she had seen three people that she knew being sucked inside a portal to gods know where she did the first thing that came to her mind.
She freaked out
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFF…"
"Ahri!" Leona gasped next to her
"WHAT!?"
"Language"
"NO YOU WILL NOT LANGUAGE ME RIGHT NOW SUN LADY, MY EYES CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE SEEN; YOU SAW THAT TOO DINDT YOU!"
"Yes, but we need to think rationally, maybe is just Bard"
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH; BARD SUDDENLY DECIDES TO BECOME A TELEPORTING JERK WITH NO WARNING I JUST SÑFADSLADGAF"
"Is that foam coming out of your mouth?" asked a genuinely creeped out Leona.
"No"
"I'm pretty sure that it was"
"Your mind was playing tricks on you, I am civilized"
Leona nodded and rolled her eyes "Riiiiight"
"Anyway we're getting sidetracked here, three people have been teleported to somewhere and we need to find out why"
"Why us?"
"Do you want to go on a wacky adventure all over Runterra asking people for help?"
"No…"
"Then we take matters into our own hands, first thing we find Karthus, he might have some idea of what to do"
"Ugh he gives me the creeps"
"Meh I suck the life essence of people to live I'm not scared of the Shadow Isles inhabitants"
"You creep me out Ahri"
"Heard it before, lets go to Karthus creepy place!"
Leona let out a sigh as she followed the overly happy fox…cat… F%$& something.
"Language!" Ahri called out.
"YOU CAN READ MINDS?!"
Siesta didn't like to brag but she was one of the best when it came to maid duties in the academy, she knew the different ins and outs of her job and was very efficient and diligent in it.
But she had to admit she was having a hard time cleaning the clothes with her hands shaking so much.
It would probably help if three colossal monsters where not behind her, their eyes glowing eerily as they tended to their weapons they had.
They looked so big and pointy she was sure they could kill her with just poking her with them.
She put the last clothe in its place and turned to them shaking.
"I-I have finished"
"Great, thanks" Thresh said and took the clothes from her hands.
Hecarim nodded while Mordekaiser remained silent.
"Do you… wish me to show you to your room now?"
Plesesayyespleasesayyespleasesayyes
"Lead the way" Mordekaiser said at last.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"R-ight away my lord"
She said and guided the creatures outside of the cleaning room, she was greeted by the cool air of the night, the sun had just set so some lights in the academy where still on.
As they walked they saw some familiars, a mole buried himself as soon as he saw the creatures, the other one was a fire salamander that walked close to them curious at the fire that Hecarim and Thresh had.
A glare from Mordekaiser was more than enough to make the creature stop in its tracks.
"My lovely lady I have never met a flower as beautiful as you" they heard somewhere around the fountain.
"That's…" Siesta said as she spotted her friend with a noble
"No distractions Sleepy, we must get to base, I mean home"
Siesta frowned "It's Siesta"
"Pfft as if that makes the name better"
"It was given to me by my parents, I find it quite beautiful" Siesta said defending her name.
"Where do your parents live?" Thresh asked with curiosity.
"The live in a small village far away from here" she said trying to sound as vague as possible.
"This world, how is it divided?" Hecarim said
"Well its divided in kingdoms like Germania…"
"Wait wait, I have the best question" Mordekaiser said stopping her mid-sentence.
"Do you know where the nearest village is?"
"Yes its an hour long trip if I'm not mistaken"
"HUE HUE HUE HUE!" Mordekaiser laughed and pointed at her with his mace.
"Can you get us there?"
"I-I… I cannot leave the Academy I will be fired and my family needs the money!"
"No one will find out don't worry and if money is what you need" Mordekaiser reached from his nonexistent pocket and pulled out a gold bar, how?
Master of Metal.
"I will give you one more, once we return and I promise you, you wont lose your job Sleepy"
Mordekaiser threw the gold bar at her, almost knocking the air out of her.
Siesta stared at all the gold in her hands in disbelief, this was more than anything she could ask for.
If she sold it, she and her family could live happily for a good couple of months!
And he promised more…
This was just like the stories her parents told her when she was a child, monsters luring away children with candy only to get eaten in the middle of the woods.
But… this was an offer she couldn't refuse.
"All right I'll take you to the village"
"Excellent! Where is the road so we start running?"
"The road is over there, but without a horse it will take a very long time"
Mordekaiser grabbed Siesta, making her scream, and placed her on top of Hecarim.
"Hold on tight" Mordekaiser said to her.
"What the hell Morde I'm no horse"
"If you don't do this I'll tell Soraka"
Hecarim raised a flaming eyebrow
"What do you mean?"
"You know what I mean"
Hecarim remained silent for a second.
"Hold onto me girl"
"HUE HUE HUE! Let us begin"
"It should be easy just follow this dirt road and OH BY THE FOUNDER SLOW DOWN!" Siesta screamed as Hecarim started to "run", followed by Mordekaiser who was doing remarkably well keeping up with him and Thresh who was lagging behind only because he got distracted.
"WHY DID THAT DUDE GAVE THE GIRL THE PERFUME AND WHY DOES SHE NOT REALIZE THAT HE IS A CASSANOVA?!"
"SHUT UP THRESH!"
"So Karthus where were you like two hours ago"
Karthus glared at the cat lady that was dressed in Caitlyn's cop uniform.
To his amusement it fitted well on the bust but it looked baggy on the back, which meant that he had won the bet he had made with Thresh.
He said that Caitlyn had a bigger… posterior than Ahri which enraged Thresh, but here he was once again proven correct.
He was truly the smartest person on the Shadow Isles, better than the Warden, better than Hecarim and maybe even better than Mordekaiser.
"Why are smiling creep?"
"I was just wondering why would you, a creature of the light care where was I two hours ago"
Karthus said, happy at his own ability to lie, he would NOT tell Ahri that he was thinking how knowing that her posterior was smaller than Caitlyn's made him smarter than his pears.
"I care because three of your people were snatched away by a portal right in front of me!" Ahri slammed her fist on the table, wincing not expecting it to hurt so much.
Karthus raised an eyebrow, three?
"And who would they be?"
"Mordekaiser, Thresh and Hecarim" Ahri said as she shook her hand.
Karthus was silent for a moment before he stood up and started laughing.
"Mordekaiser has disappeared, I am the new ruler of the Shadow Isles!" he said as he ran away.
Ahri stared at him in confusion as he ran laughing and giggling.
"Well he didn't know anything" Leona said as she stepped out of the shadows.
"I know! And I dressed up and everything!" Ahri pouted as they walked out of Karthus creepy abode, only to be met by Miss. Fortune who looked livid.
"WHERE IS KARTHUS?!" She said, her fists shaking in rage.
"He was giggling somewhere over there" Leona said as she pointed at the forest.
"Dammit!" she said and fired at the woods.
"Why are you upset?" asked Leona
"The bastard ran into me and said and I quote AND I QUOTE 'NEXT HARROWING I WILL KILL YOU FIRST WOMAN!' THE NERVE OF THAT BASTARD!"
Ahri nodded knowing how touchy the harrowing topic was for Ms. Fortune.
Leona didn't but she was smart so she didn't comment.
Miss. Fortune ran a hand through her hair in frustration.
"Where is Mordekaiser, we have a truce of sorts right now, he only attacks ships which are close to the shadow isles and I give him supplies every now and then, when I talk to him I'm sure he will put Karthus in his place"
"Yeahhhhh about that"
Miss. Fortune let out a sigh
"You're about to tell me something stupid that will make me want to punch a poro in the face, get it over with"
"Mordekaiser, Hecarim and Thresh have all disappeared from the face of the earth via portal" Ahri explained.
Miss. Fortune turned to look at Leona to confirm, The Radiant Dawn nodded sadly making Miss. Fortune's eye twitch.
"We have to find them"
"We?"
"Yes we, this involves me now, because if I don't go and force Mordekaiser to beat the ever-loving plasma out of Karthus he will destroy my place"
Leona and Ahri let out and OHHH
"So do you have any leads?" Miss. Fortune asked.
Leona shook her head "Sadly no, Karthus was our first lead, but he didn't know"
"Tch, well then we will go to one of the few people that might know"
"Who?" Ahri asked.
"The defender of Tomorrow!"
"….."
"What?"
"I wanted to ask Viktor, he is cooler"
A/N: Sorry for updating so late but I have been busy this past month, so have this small chapter as an apology.
Hope you like where this story is headed, thank you for reviewing!