Author's Note: Holidays! Holidays! No school means more time for stories. Being pressured by the lineup of my plots. With Season 2 coming up, my plots just keeps getting bigger and bigger. With the "slight" OOC already there, yeah I'm "not" really pressured. With this upcoming New Year, there will be new personalities coming! Big thanks for the ones reading and liking the story! Starting now, everything's anew!

Disclaimer: I don't own KonoSuba.

Bonus Chapter: The Other Realm

'….I wonder what would have happened if I met Aqua in the real world?'

There are some places that come to mind when you think of anime goodies.

When you say Hokage, there's Kiddy Land.

When you say Ketchum, there's Pokemon Center Tokyo.

When you say Virginity, there's Otome Road.

And etc.

But for anime?

Yes, it's Akihabara that immediately comes to mind when you want every animated goodies out there.

Even if you don't live in Tokyo, there are still a LOT of people who know these things.

Everyday the stores are open wide and open for everyone to enter freely. Otakus and Hikkimoris alike enter to these area known as heaven/parallel world.

These days, women still stand at the doors of shops, luring customers in with their heroine voices and cosplay outfits, and it's still very noisy, but the area itself holds warmth.

'Pfft! You guys are so tempted to enter shops, just because a girl cosplays some RPG character you love.'

"Burn with the crimson demon's rage.." A waiter "chants" the omelet rice, while holding her eye patch.

'Especially me!'

"Thank you! Where's the line~?" I happily asked, like some sort of kid.

I'm not a normal customer here…..Yeah, not normal that this waiter already knows my favorite line of the character she's cosplaying…

"*grin* Hehehehe." She holds her hand up. As she closes her eye.

"Explosion!" She screamed full of confidence like it's real.

I close my eyes and hold my chin up. Feeling a breeze pass though me and…..a slightly bad breath fill my nose.

"HEHE! Nice explosion." I grin as I show a thumbs up.

"Nice explosion!" She also gives a thumbs up.

The shop that I'm in is what you call a, RPG cosplay café. Waiters and Waitress alike, wear different kinds of clothes in what you see in RPG games.

This waitress is cosplaying a crimson demon. What normal people call, a witch perhaps.

"Hehehe! You must walk with me through the path of Explosion-"

"No thanks, I don't have enough "skill points" for that Megumin."

"Awwwww, see you then Kazuma!" She waves, as she runs away to heed the call of the other customers.

I just grin as I saw a little hint of black below the cape. She's cute, but I'm not a lolicon. She's too young…..But she's cute.

I diverted my attention to something else, to relieve my bad bad thoughts. While munching away my food I saw another waitress entertaining the customer.

"*inhale* *exhale* D-Don't look at me like that~!" She wriggles seductively?, the customer is actually having the opposite effect.

Lalatina…..She's cosplaying a masochist character….And she's doing it too well…

'Her eyes are scaring me, even from far away.'

"I need to go home. I don't want to take the last train going home. It will probably be full by the end." I mutter to myself.

After finishing my food I went to the exit.

"Visit again Kazuma!" The two waitress waved happily, except for Lalatina.

"Yes I'm Kazuma!" I waved back.

I feel a little tipsy after going through Akibahara all day. I would like nothing better than to go home and climb into bed.

'Man, I'm so excited to play this new game I bought!' I squirmed a little with the backpack I'm wearing.

Even If I'm not taking the last train home, the train is still pretty jam-packed.

While waiting for the train to come, I saw a drunken woman lying down on a bench. Beside her is a guy who appears to be her boyfriend. He is trying very hard to comfort her, but he doesn't seem to be very good at it.

'Hahaha! One of the reasons why having a couple is bad!'

It's fun to watch them so I move closer to get a better view of their misfortune.

The drunken woman starts to cry.

"Wahhhhh~!"

"Why are you crying!? Please stop!"

"Pffft!"

I managed to hold a laugh. The boyfriend's face is just too much.

Everybody in the subway is looking at the couple. And here I am, standing very close to them.

"The train is approaching…."

Speak of the devil. I really want to watch this drama unfold, but it's getting late. I have to get on the train.

As the train pulls out of the station, I don't see the couple. They must have stayed at the station.

'Hehe, too bad for the boyfriend. If I ever had a girlfriend, I would probably leave her if she's that troublesome. I don't want her to be an alcoholic, a gambler and specifically useless.'

….Why am I being picky…I don't even think I'll even have a girlfriend… *Sob* *Sob*

"Forever Alone. All by myself~ I want to be all by myself~" I sing quietly to myself.

Inside the train, it's hot; the contact between people generates so much heat. A mother with a baby carrier in her back is just standing in front of me.

'Bastards…..She needs a seat here people! Don't you see the signs!'

I am a pretty kind person despite being a pervert, a cheater and a loner.

The baby wakes up and starts crying due to the train's little jump. I am standing right behind her and I see the baby's face. I hear the other commuters' irritated mutters, which makes me feel sorry for her.

'Can I do anything to help?... That's it!'

When I read a book on how to take care of babies…..For no reason at all….Babies sometimes need something to suck on. Pacifiers are always used for this, but I don't have any.

'Maybe a finger may workout?'

Feeling good with the idea, I put my pointing finger on the baby's mouth. The baby accepts it eagerly, it stopped it's crying and just sucks my finger eagerly?

'It's face feels like it's not that happy?' I shrug the thought in my mind as I just let the baby suck my finger for a while.

"…..*Bweh!*" The baby suddenly squeaked out. Feeling something in my finger that's unbelievably warm but feeling something disgusting.

"…..Did I wash my hands?"

Hearing the unnatural sounds coming from the baby's mouth, and feeling the mass getting bigger in my finger. The baby barfs, some of its barf hit my jaw dropping mouth.

"…..*B-BA-BaR*" I desperately try to hold back my barf, I cover my mouth.

I smell something disgusting in my nose, as some part of it went up.

'THE FINGER!'

"*Ba-BA*" Feeling the omelet I ate going up, I did my best to swallow it.

'BWegHH! Bweghhhh!'

Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!

*Inhale* *Exhale* Feeling the liquid substance going further up my nose.

I remembered that I bought some candy on the way back. Doing my best to not let the barf bursts out of my mouth, I quickly reached out for the candy and with maximum effort finally swallowed the barf.

My eyes clearly showing guilt, I look at the baby and its mother.

"*Wahhh~!*" Baby still crying, as its mouth is being wiped by the mother.

Seeing the stain in my pacifier finger, the mother glared at me. And I just look away in reflex.

'I was just trying to help.'

"The next station is near. Please make way for the passengers who will exit the train."

As the train stops, the doors opening. The mother glares at me for the last time and then leaves…with a clear white stain on the back of her shirt.

'Well, screw you.'

Sometimes we do the wrong things for the right reason right?!

"The train doors will be closing soon. For the passengers traveling, please go in the train."

With nothing to do, I just watch as the train doors slowly close.

"Woah!"

Being surprised a little by the sudden appearance of a passenger…A passenger?

'Is she a cosplayer?'

Long straight blue hair that reaches down to her waist, hair tied into a ponytail-bun, blue clothing, and beautiful blue eyes.

'Her favorite color is not blue I guess?' I sarcastically think in my mind.

I look properly in her body, careful on not being seen staring and being accused of attempted rape or kidnapping.

'Her B-W-H measurements are 83-56-83 cm, probably?'

"She looks cute…" A slight blush appearing on my face as I just stare at her.

"….*hic!*…..*hic*" The cosplayer? walks clumsily toward a pole, with a clear hint of red in her face.

…..She's cute when she's calm and silent….

I still study the drunk cosplayer?, who is leaning against the pole.

"She's silent, so she's cute again!"

I can't help noticing how every time she tries to stand and straighten up, her waist length hair bounces like a model's in a shampoo commercial.

'If only she wasn't a tottering drunk. She seems like a very charming and nice woman.'

I keep looking at her as I think these thoughts. In her drunken state, her eyes cannot seem to focus, and she keeps hitting the pole she's leaning on.

"Barr-baaaarrrf!"

'What? Is she pregnant and going through morning sickness?'

I decided to stand on the side opposite the one she is on. She is currently on the pole at the center. People usually lean on these poles, resting their butts or backs against the metal. I find that if I rest my arm on it or just hold it, girls sometimes end up leaning on me.

The cosplayer? unlike other people who would lean their back against the pole, but instead she presses her stomach against it.

'The pole is between her boobs…'

She keeps tottering about and she runs the risk of hitting a man sitting on a nearby bench. The closest to her position is a baldie, who is busy reading a newspaper. I don't want to look like a pervert or a stalker who keeps staring at her, so instead I look at the posters on the wall or I gaze outside. But even still my eyes return to her.

"Oooohh~."

She starts acting weird. She inhales deeply but doesn't breathe out, with her body starting to shudder.

'Something's coming…' My eyes narrow, cringing as I remembered my pacifier finger accident.

"*Baaarrfffff*….*Bar…..fff*"

"Oh no…"

It's an unfortunate incident, and the aftermath is all over the bald man's head. It all happened so quickly. All eyes are now on the bald man's head. There is a moment of horrified silence before the crowd begins to stir.

'I don't want to *Barrr* barf again….' Remembering the smell of the baby's vomit, I opened another candy.

The bald man's shiny head is covered with…..her barf, and strings of noodles are hanging from it like hair.

'Ramen's a b*tch.'

Noodles and barf slide to his shoulders, then to his stomach. Flowing and dripping…

The baldie seems stunned and at first, he doesn't know what has happened to him. He blinks his eyes for a few moments then uses his newspaper to wipe his head.

'He is pitiful. HuHu.'

"Gosh! That girl is beautiful but is she out of her mind? Young people these days…" The lady next to the baldie head her head in agony.

I can't laugh out loud because I'm standing very close to them, though I admit I am really enjoying this..

'Everything's happening at the subway today! It started with the crying girl, and now there's this one. HaHa!'

Karma won't strike right?

The girl who has some noodles left in her mouth stares at me, eyes seem unfocused.

"T-T…..Take me back~" She grips my shirt, then falls to the floor.

*Thud*

"…..What the?"

Everybody's eyes turn to me the moment she falls to the floor.

"Ahhhhh! Miss! Who the hell are you!?" I scream at her like a mad man.

'Please don't misunderstand! Please!'

But it's already too late. The only cosplayer? who can prove my innocence has already passed out. Nobody seems to buy my words. And they are still looking at me now..

The woman who called the cosplayer? crazy turns her attention to me. "Hey! What are you doing!?"

"Ieeek!...Me?" I try playing dense.

That's it. In their eyes, I'm the boyfriend of the girl who had too much to drink and passed out right here on the train. It feels like everyone's pointing their finger at me for committing some kind of unforgivable sin.

"Waaah! I don't know her I swear! She's a total stranger to me. It's true! I'm only a normal guy!"

The bald man stops wiping his head.

"Hey, what are you doing?! Come here!" He shouts, not caring about passenger's stares.

'He is surely going to hit me! I'm scared!'

I move toward him very hesitantly and slowly.

"Hurry up and clean this mess!"

"…Hai?"

"Clean this barf!"

*Sigh*

I know they'll just think I'm crazy and won't believe me anyway if I keep denying that I know this girl even if it IS true, so I just gave up.

"I AM so SORRY~, sir. What should I do?"

"Your girlfriend has drunk way too much. What have you done about it? Why did you leave her alone?"

I can't come up with a reply.

Honestly, I don't know what to do. I don't know how to settle this madness.

I think of ripping up the man's newspaper and using it to clean up the vomit, but it doesn't seem like the right thing to do.

'No choice…..*Sob*'

While the man wipes his necktie with the newspaper, I clean up his head with my shirt.

'Man do you stink.' I snickered a little.

"Young people these days are out of control. My daughter doesn't drink and she never stays out this late." The woman started talking to the one beside her.

'Nobody caares!'

The situation is almost under control now. Although his clothes are still wet, the man looks all right now, as presentable as he's going to be. But nothing can be done about the sour smell that has soaked through his clothes.

"So what can you say right now?" The baldie asked me sarcastically.

"S-Sorry?"

"Sorry? Is that all you can say?"

'Then what do you want me to say?!'

"I am sorry, sir. Can I give you some money?"

"I assume you are just a student so just keep it. Talk about bad luck!" With that comment said, the man runs off to the station.

I stay silent. What else is there to say?

A few moments later, I realize my "girlfriend" is still there. She is lying in front of the door, her legs splayed wide.

'Did I say you're cute?... I clearly do not remember that.'

The train arrives at the station and the doors slide open. I wanted to get away as quickly as I can.

'I'm getting the hell out!'

I exit the train doors…But my eyes again went to her. Seeing her face, and the leftover noodle in her mouth.

'*Sigh* Why am I doing this to myself?'

I quickly entered the train before the doors closed.

When more passengers get on the train and see her lying there, they jump over her prone body.

'What are you guys, Mario?'

If she keeps sleeping there, she could get hurt. I grab one of her legs and dragged her to a nearby bench.

Finally, we get to my station.

'Now what do I do with you~'

I pinch her, but she doesn't wake up, no matter how hard I shake her. Should I just go and leave her like that? Or should I drag her out of the train with me?

'Don't look at me you sons of'

It is obvious people will think I am the kind of man who abandons his drunk "girlfriend" in a subway if I leave.

'I'm just going to leave her in a bench at the station.'

I drag her towards a bench in the station, laying her down there.

"Uhhhhhhh~" My girlfriend squirms as she's not comfortable in the bench.

"You are one spoiled cosplayer." I pinch her cheeks again attempting to wake her up.

Even from just dragging her feet, I can feel how heavy she really is.

'This is too troublesome for me.'

I quickly looked around in my surroundings, and when everybody doesn't look this way. I ran away out of the station.

"Uehehehe, I'm so excited to play you~" I skipped out of the station, using my train ticket to the guard before exiting.

'I wonder what would happen to that cosplayer...' I think of random scenarios when walking.

"Pfft! Hahaha, it's her fault for being drunk and not being able...to wake up..."

I stop walking.

A group of guys might see her...Check her out...Realizing she's far asleep...Bring her with them...

"*Sobs* I've been defiled~!"

'...There's no way right?'

I don't think the guys are into a some sort of cosplayer with leftover noodles in her mouth... She is pretty beautiful-

"No...No...No... I forgot that part earlier."

I look back at the station.

"A man doesn't go back in his word." I continued walking...back to the station.

'Do I really have to pay for a ticket~?'

I tried just going under the entrance, but a guard saw me.

"Ahhhhh~ I found my wallet~" I happily said as the guard glared at me.

After taking out the leftover noodles in her mouth, I put my bag in the front side and I carried her piggyback style.

'Oh my god, you're heavy!'

With the average weight of my bag, and this weight of a horse, my legs needed to get used to this new weight.

"At least I feel something good behind my back. Hehehehe~" I snickered a little.

"Uhhhhh~" The cosplayer lightly headbutted me, like she felt something wrong.

'What are you, a goddess?'

And this was the start of my long journey home.

After a while, I finally realized something.

'...Where will she stay?'

I don't know any other hotels or motels in this part of town...And I just can't leave her here in the streets since there are CCTV cameras here...

'*Sigh* No choice...'

I just continued walking home...

"You better be thankful for this." I whispered to her.

With the long journey home now over, I enter my apartment.

'...This is the first time I brought a girl in my apartment.' A slight blush entering me.

Well, the first person who entered my apartment that is.

I throw her into my bed. A little grumpy for what happened this day. And I just sat in my chair, grabbing the new game I bought, I played throughout the night while the cosplayer just slept in my bed all night.

6 am

"Pheew~ This game is awesome!" I stretch my arms out, feeling great about my progress.

'I feel hungry...'

I walk into my small kitchen, heated some water, and readied an insta-noodle. Waiting for a minute until I opened the lid. The aroma woke up my senses...And it woke up a certain someone in my bed.

"Food!" The cosplayer instantly stood up.

"Ieeeeek!"

"..."

"..."

'I'm not budging until you say something.'

"Where am I~!?" She screams backing out in a wall.

"Did you molest me!? Defiled me!? Noooo~!?" With tears coming out of her eyes, she covers her chest.

I stand up, covered one eye, and grinned like a maniac. "Thanks for the meal~... You were amazing... Remember, Satou Kazuma took your virginity! Uhahahahaaha!" Doing my best to not blow my act.

"Hiyaaaaah~! My virginity~ *sob* I can't be a goddess anymore~! *sob*" She cries in the corner.

'...Huh?'

"What did you just say?" I stopped acting.

"You took my virginity!" She screamed back.

"No! The other one!"

"I can't be a goddess anymore!" She screamed.

"Ohhhh~ So you're cosplaying as a goddess then?"

"Huh!? No! I am a goddess!"

"Is that so~ If so, then what's your name?" I said sarcastically.

'She's probably one of the chuunibyou fans.'

She puts one leg in my bed, as she does a pose.

"..."

"...So?"

"Wait for it~."

...*Horns Blowing*

"I am the goddess Aqua. Yes! The goddess Aqua! The goddess of water and the guider of humans in the after life. Yes! I'm the goddess Aqua. The goddess Aqua! Yes!"...She finally stops self praising.

'*Sigh* Chuunibyou~... I remember when I was like that in middle school' I shiver at the thought.

"So~ A goddess huh?" I just shrug in my mind as I'm too tired to respond due to an all nighter.

"Grrrrr~! You don't believe me!? Then watch this!" She points a finger and closed her eyes.

'Ohhhh~ This is gonna be good.'

As she closes her eyes, a divine light suddenly shines in her body. My eyes quickly widened as I look at this unbelievable sight.

' A goddess of water... Is she going to flood my house!?' I narrow my eyes as the light hurts my eyes.

"...Nature's..." She whispers.

' Nature's Disaster!? Nature's Disruptor!? Nature's Flood!? Please don't hurt my apartment!' I just screamed in my head, as the light shines, engulfing my whole room in divine light.

"...Beauty!"

*Whoop* A stream of water lands to my floor... Wetting the floor.

"..."

I turn around, not wanting her to see my darkened expression.

"Soka... Goddess of party tricks huh?" I whisper to myself.

"Oyyy! You look like you're looking at something pitiful." A bit of concern on her voice.

"I guess... I can't help but feel a little bit sad for looking at something pitiful." My darkened expression continues.

"Did... you just say pitiful..." I sensed a little anger in her voice.

'Oh no... I feel bad about this.' My expression quickly became serious as I saw her face reddened.

"Eto, Aqua-sama?" I quickly used honorifics to try and calm her down.

"God..."

*Gulp* I'm scared...

"Blow!" She screams in rage.

Unbelievable amount of fire burst throughout the goddess's fist. She looks at me with an evil grin in her face.

" God Blow is a lethal fist that carries a goddess's rage and sorrow." She slowly walks.

'Oh no! This is bad!'

"Anything it strikes perishes-!"

*Slip!* Everything started going in slow motion. I see her, slipping from the wet floor she chanted on. Doing a professional wrestling aerial technique. A diving headbutt can also be done by a goddess such as herself. This was the bad feeling I got earlier. For her to do a wrestling move that can break my floor.

'Tch! There's only one thing I can do here!'

"Watch out!, Watch out!, WATCH OUT!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

*Bang!* She finally does a Randy Orton RKO as she landed on the floor.

"*Whistling John Cena's theme*... Oh wrong one." I walked towards her.

"Wahhh! My head hurts~! My head hurts~!" She cries, rubbing her head.

"Pfft! Goddess of RKO now?" I snickered.

"Uhhh~ Be thankful I'm not flooding your apartment!" She blurts out like a kid.

"Okay, okay I believe you. Your a goddess. So... why are you here?" I filled a glass with water.

"Ahhh, hai?"

" Ahhh, how come a goddess like you, here in this world full of mortals." I talked mythology like, as I gave her the glass.

'For her RAW match.'

"Etoooo, how can I explain it." She briefly wonders as she drinks.

*Stomach Grumbles*

"Uhhh~ Give me some noodles first." She weakly pleads as she gave the glass back.

"Tch! If you weren't a goddess, I would have already banished you out my apartment."

I come back with a ready cup noodle in my hands.

"Hehehe! Be thankful that you can watch a goddess such as me, eat before your eyes!"

"Ehhh? Is that so?" I turned around.

"Ahhh! Gume! Gume! Please, give me the noodles. Onegai!" She clings to my leg.

'Heh, a goddess huh?'

"So, why are you here?" I handed the cup to her as I sat down.

"Etoooooo, God banished me here." She scratches her head as she started eating.

"...Eh?" A question instantly appeared on my head.

"Ohhh! This delicious!" She screams in delight.

"Wait, wait, wait. God... banished you here?"

"Yhes. Bechause ghe-"

"Chew first! Chew first before you talk." I handed her a glass of juice.

"*Gulp* Ahhhh! God banished me here because He was angry." She again scratches her head.

"Because?"

"Because... Heaven is short on people... *munch*" She says as she shrugs her head.

"Huh?"

'What the hell?'

"Actually... People in the after life would always choose the parallel world instead of Heaven."

"Huh!? You can go to the parallel world!?" My body jerked up with happiness.

"Ahhh! Wait... Why would people choose the parallel world instead of a beautiful world like Heaven?"

Containing my sanity, I asked like the faithful person I am.

"... I told them to. *munch*" She said looking away.

And I could only narrow my eyes as I ask the one question.

"Why?"

"Etooooo. I always told them. " To tell you the truth. Heaven isn't the dreamy place you all imagine to be. Not only is there no TV, there are no manga or games, either. You don't even have a physical body, so you can't do anything sexual, either. There's nothing to do there but bask in the sun for all eternity. " *munch*"

"OF COURSE THEY WOULD'T GO TO HEAVEN IF YOU TOLD THEM THAT!"

'Even I won't!'

"Yeah, it would have been ok if I just gave them the information that they can go to the parallel world. But I would always tell that big detail." She puts her head down.

"Now I know why God became angry. *Sigh* So, you can't return back to the afterlife realm?"

"Ehehehe! Of course I can! God is a very kind father to everyone! But... I need to pay back all the junk food that I cost in that realm." A darkened expression appeared in her face.

'I feel bad about this..'

"And how much is that?"

"Etooooo, 30,000,000 Yen. *munch*" She looks away in my direction.

"...How the hell did you cost that much money in junk food!? And why aren't you fat!?"

"Hey! Don't scream at me! It's not my fault! I've been in that realm for as long as I remember!"

'*Sigh* I can tell this girl is really troublesome.'

"So, what do you plan on doing now?" I finally ask the important question.

"... Ahhh~! This cup noodle was delicious! Oyasumi~" She threw the empty cup in my face, and lies down.

'Ohhhh~ You can't bluff your way on this one.'

"Oyyy, what do you plan on doing now?" I grabbed her shoulder.

"Hehehe, Kazuma you are very kind! I can sense that you have a kind heart sir!" She smiles tenderly at me.

"...Get out." I drag her toward the door.

"Hiyah~! Onegai! Please let me stay here! I don't have anywhere else to go! Please!"

"No way! I already let you stay in my apartment once and I'm not doing it twice! I'm not that kind a person to help you be forgiven to a sin you've done!" I drag her again.

"You took my virginity! So please! Let me stay!" She flails.

"That was just a joke! I did not take it! Now get out!"

Finally succeeding, I quickly slammed my door shut.

"Onegai! Onegai! I'll do anything! I'll give you my virginity if that is what you want!?" She slams my door again and again.

'Are you a goddess or a beggar!?'

"No thanks!" I screamed back.

'Well I don't mind the virginity-' No what am I thinking!?

*Slam!* *Slam!* *Slam!* *Slam* *Slam*

After a while her slamming got weaker and weaker.

"*hic* *hic* O-Onegai! *hic!* Please let me stay. Please, I beg you. *hic!*" She cries as she pleaded me again and again.

'Now you're making me feel bad. But no! I don't want to take someone this troublesome.'

But... if she can have some kind of deal.

Her slamming stopped... like she read my mind or something.

"If I can't go back to the afterlife realm, then you can't go to the parallel world either!" She screamed, now full of confidence.

'Oh no...'

"Who says that I wanted to go to the parallel world!?" I facepalmed myself for thinking that idea.

"It's pretty obvious that you want to go to that world! Look at all that otaku goods inside your apartment! You hikiNEET!" She shouted happily.

'Oh you messed with the wrong man!'

"Hehehe, if I let you stay here. You'll have to pay me back, in the afterlife." I said when I opened the door.

My eyes saw the goddess's genuine smile for the first time.

"You can count on it!" She says as she holds her muscles.

'Hehe, now I can enter that world with godly stats! But first, I need to survive Hell before I go to Heaven.'

As I let her enter in my apartment again, an important question popped in my head.

"Wait, when I saw you dead drunk last night. What were you doing?" I asked curiously.

" God banished me last night. He let me bring my money here. I thought I was dreaming, so I spent all my money to eat ramen ,drink sake and for poker." She said nonchatantly.

'I'm scared of the next question.'

"... How much did you spend?" I asked terrified.

"3 million yen." She said like it's no big deal.

"You useless goddess!" I screamed as I pinched her cheeks.

"Ithaai~ What did I do~! HikiNEET~!" She screams as she fought back.

*Sigh* Kami-sama, please give me your blessing, to face this trial. Please make my afterlife experience supreme, that I will forget the hardships that I will face starting today. Please help me stay with this goddess!

"*Bang!* *Bang!* Oyy! Be quiet over there!"

BONUS CHAPTER END

Author's Notes: Phew! That's a rap! Belated Merry Christmas dear readers! I was actually planning for this chapter to be in the Chapter 10. But I was pretty tired so I didn't make it in time. To tell you the truth, I am pretty happy with my story. Even if it has a lot of mistakes, I am still going to continue writing. My love for KonoSuba is just too much, now that Season 2 is coming! In all seriousness, thank you for reading! This is my gift for my dear loyal viewers! Merry Christmas! Also! Reference to this chapter: My Sassy Girl. If you haven't seen that, then I recommend watching it. It's a great romance movie!