Sup guys! I'm back and it's been a long week.
So I mentioned last week that I was going to talk about Endgame so here are my main thoughts on the movie:
It was beautiful and heart wrenching at the same time, I loved it and I hated it so much that its been two weeks and I'm still emotionally compromised by it. That thing with Tony, it didn't happen, he's still running around his lake house and taking Morgan to ballet lessons every Saturday and being a dad to Peter and Harley (and Nebula visits occasionally) and that's the tea. That thing with Steve, didn't happen either, he retired yes, handed the shield to Sam, yes, but he lives with Bucky somewhere where the two of them can complain about the twenty first century like the 'old' men that they are cause that's the fucking end of the line, (also he got Natasha back when he returned the soul stone and she's currently living at Clint's farm teaching Lila how to be a badass). My baby Thor went to space and he and Quill are still discussing their positions and he's working through his depression with the help of Mantis, just last week they were visiting a planet where he found a snake cause ya'll know he loves snakes and he picked it up to admire it and the snake turned into Loki and went 'blergh it's me' and stabbed him, it was fantastic. AND THATS THE MOTHERFUCKING TEA. ^^ anything else didn't happen.
Now to your reviews:
Marlastiano: Great!
Sualkin: Obrigado pela revisão. Agora, após o Endgame, nossa única esperança é fanfiction, espero atender às suas expectativas enquanto eu tento fazer um futuro melhor para nossos personagens. E sim, Thor é o melhor.
LenaMiaH: Eu acho que faz sentido que a maioria de nós estivesse emocionalmente comprometida pelo filme. Como você ajuda, nós crescemos com esses personagens, nós os conhecemos pela maior parte de nossas vidas e isso causa impacto. Até certo ponto esses personagens são parte de nossas famílias e parte do que nos torna "nós", então quem quer que tente dizer que você está sendo infantil porque você está de luto por um personagem, você dá um soco na cara deles e pergunta a eles se isso é infantil o suficiente para eles. Agora para a fic, sim, no começo eu não tinha certeza sobre onde eu iria levar Wanda e Pietro, porque eu realmente não gosto da Wanda da MCU, mas então eu percebi que o ódio não era o caminho que eu queria para a minha história . Agora, por tudo que vai cair, bem, Alex está trabalhando contra o relógio, ela meio que sabe quando as coisas vão acontecer e ela está contando com esse conhecimento, e ela meio que tem o lado direito, nós só temos que ver se isso será o suficiente para eles. ^^
M: Thank you for your review!
Guest: Haha ^^
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Thor was not having a good day, that with being thrown out of the Bifrost by Thanos' lackey and landing in a dumpster planet, being kidnapped by a scrapper and sold to another guy, he could only hope that Alexandra had made it to Asgard safely, he didn't want to think otherwise, she had to be okay. His mind went back to the feeling of the axe in his hand, it felt like never before, as it something was trying to break inside of him, while Alexandra thought that he could wield such weapon, Thor was not that sure.
Alexandra had told him that he was not the god of hammers, and he knew that, he did, but somehow without Mjolnir he couldn't muster his power, Mjolnir was his center, his focus. He sighed and looked at the pile of rocks, Korg, who was still talking about his failed rebellion. Thor needed a way out of Sakaar, he needed to return to Asgard which is why he had accepted to beat the Grandmaster's champion, he was sure that he could do it, he was proficient in many weapons, he was Asgard's best warrior, the God of Thunder.
Thor found himself strapped to the chair again, he tried to fight the chair to no avail, only a spark of his power came out, it was frustrating. The chair was led to a small room with an old guy and Thor's eyes widened when he realized what the man was going to do, he even tried to plead with the man to not cut his hair, but it was to no avail. His hair had been cut and his face had been painted red, he then was led to the arena. He mentally prepared himself to fight whatever beast the Grandmaster had in store for him.
Alexandra stumbled as the bifrost landed them in Xandar, Loki was quick to straighten her before she could fall. Stormbreaker's weight as she had it holstered within a belt around her waist was annoying but she hadn't wanted to leave the axe back in Asgard. Pietro and Wanda had come with them, as Pietro had refused to let his sister go without him. Heimdall had left them just outside the Nova Corps Headquarters. Alexandra exchanged glances with Loki before going in, they walked to a desk.
"Excuse me," Alexandra said to the secretary, "I wish to speak with Nova Prime Irani Rael,"
"What business do you have with the Nova Prime?" asked the secretary.
"I am the Queen of Asgard, whatever business I have with her is none of yours" Alexandra said snappishly, the secretary paled and nodded.
Alexandra sighed and looked at Loki.
"I'm getting a vacation after this, just Thor and I, preferably a deserted Island," she said, Loki smirked.
"Midgard?" he asked, Alexandra nodded.
"Definitely, maybe Bali or Thailand, blue waters and blue skies," she said a wistful look on her face.
"Excuse me, your grace, Nova Prime Rael will see you now, follow me," the secretary said, Alexandra looked at her small party and they followed the secretary to what seemed to be a conference room.
Nova Prime Irani Rael was waiting for them, the woman was not smiling but not yet frowning and Alexandra supposed that it was professionality showing, they took their seats at the table and regarded each other until Rael decided to speak.
"I have to say that I didn't expect an Asgardian envoy, much less Asgard's Queen in Xandar," she said, Alexandra smiled at her.
"Trust me, this is unexpected for everyone involved, but the universe is at stake as are Xandar inhabitants," Alexandra said.
"We Xandarians are not under any threat right now, your grace, a year ago we had a skirmish with a Kree mad man, but we were aided by the Guardians of the Galaxy," Rael said, Alexandra nodded.
"I know, and now you're protecting the power stone, which is why we are here, we have come to destroy it and save Xandar from Thanos, otherwise the mad titan will come here and decimate this planet, I'm sure we can agree that none of us is looking forward towards mass genocide against your people," Alexandra explained, Rael looked at her skeptically.
"We could surely stop the titan," she said, Alexandra fought off the urge to snort.
"You can't," said Loki, both Alexandra and Rael looked at him, "If Queen Alexandra is here then it means that she's seen the destruction of Xandar already, you, as midgardians are fond of saying, are living on borrowed time,"
"And who are you if you might excuse me?" Rael asked.
"He's Loki Odinson, Prince of Asgard, Nova Prime, and as he just said, I've seen Xandar's destruction at the hand of Thanos, we have destroyed one of the stones already, allow us to destroy this one, it can be done right before your eyes," Alexandra reasoned, Rael looked at the group and sighed before standing.
"Follow me," she said.
Alexandra, Loki, Pietro and Wanda followed Rael through a series of corridors until they reached the vault where Xandar was currently housing the orb. Once there Alexandra looked at Loki and nodded. Loki moved to open the orb carefully, minding the stone inside, he then stepped back and drew a shield with his seidr encasing everyone in the room, including Wanda.
Wanda maneuvered her hand through the hole that Loki left in the shield and started focusing her powers to overcharge the stone just as she had done with the mind stone. Alexandra watched as the stoned glowed angrily as Wanda worked her way to it, it was as if the power stone was fighting back the assault, but Wanda continued, her eyes glowing red.
It took time, much more time than with the mind stone, and the explosion was worse this time, managing to destroy the room that they were in, Alexandra thanked Loki for his shield once the dust had cleared off, and quickly moved to Wanda, who was on her knees, barely conscious, she and Pietro helped Wanda up while Loki examined the now empty orb. Unlike the mind stone, there were no shards left of the power stone, just a strange shadow where it had been.
"I believe we are done here," coughed Alexandra as she walked outside of the destroyed vault, Rael looked at her wide eyed.
"I believe so too," said the Nova Prime.
"I'd suggest you get someone to clean off the taint left behind by it," said Loki as he stepped out of the room, "Have you seen where Thor is?" he asked Alexandra then, she considered her answer knowing that while it couldn't be completely accurate Thor could be in Sakaar.
"I have an idea," she said, Loki nodded, "He's in Sakaar."
"Sakaar?" asked Rael almost disgusted by the thought of it, "All the trash of the universe ends there, it is ruled by a despicable man who likes to hold competitions."
"Could the bifrost reach it?" Alexandra asked Loki, who shrugged.
"I don't think so," said Rael, "The place is guarded by the Grandmaster, it is likely that the place is guarded against unwanted visitors."
"Do you have a ship we could use?" Alexandra asked then, Rael looked between her and Loki.
"I believe that after what you've done for Xandar we can spare a ship for Asgard's Queen and Prince."
Once in the ship Alexandra helped Pietro put Wanda in a comfortable place once Loki had declared that it was only exhaustion plaguing the red witch.
"Do any of you know how to drive a space ship?" asked Pietro once he took a seat, Alexandra and Loki exchanged glances.
"I'm a Stark, how hard can it be, Loki, be my co-pilot, let's blow this popsicle stand."
Apparently driving a space ship was harder than driving a car or a motorcycle, not that Alexandra was going to complain in front of Loki and Pietro, she was managing fine, thank you very much.
"According to this we are twenty-five jumps away from Sakaar," Loki said, Alexandra nodded as she pulled out a holographic map from the dash.
"How many jumps at once can we do without dying?" she asked and Loki raised an eyebrow at her.
"Do you even have a plan for once we're there?" Loki asked, she grinned at him.
"Of course I do, get Thor, chaos, get out, it's simple," she said.
"I don't think chaos is acceptable for a plan," Piped in Pietro, Alexandra smirked at him.
"It is when you have the God of Chaos and Mischief with you," she said looking at Loki who sighed.
"Fine," Loki said and prepared the ship to do the first jump.
They crash landed into Sakaar, and were quick to leave the ship and move through the city. Thankfully Wanda was feeling better and she could walk on her own, they reached the Grandmaster's tower and slid in unnoticed.
"We're going to need a ship to get out of here," Alexandra said, Loki sighed.
"This place must have a hangar," he said as he looked around, "Let's get moving."
Loki urged them through several empty corridors, using his magic to check beforehand, suddenly they found themselves in a red and white corridor, Alexandra looked around but all corridors seemed to be the same, and since the Hulk had never landed in Sakaar she didn't know where Thor could be. They were still running around when they heard something explode in the distance, Alexandra and Loki looked at each other.
"That's Thor," they said at the same time and began running down a corridor, Pietro and Wanda close behind.
Alexandra unsheathed her light saber as the found guards and turned it on while Loki had his knifes in hand, the sliced their way through finally reaching an elevator.
"Well that was fun," said Pietro, Alexandra snorted as Wanda hit him on the back of his head.
When the elevator opened Loki and Wanda were quick to take on the guards, they were in the hangar, Alexandra and Pietro began looking around for a ship they could use, until they saw the commodore, Alexandra smirked and nudged Pietro.
"Flashy," Pietro said, Alexandra laughed.
"Let's get going," she said as she and Pietro approached the ship.
They walked into the ship when they noticed that there was someone else inside. Alexandra turned on her lightsaber again.
"Hello there," she said as they approached the figure sitting on the pilot's chair, "Move or you will be moved," she said, and the figure stood and turned to them.
Thor heard a voice threatening him, he considered his options before he stood and came to face with the familiar glow of Alexandra's sword.
"Alexandra?" he asked surprised, she looked at him and smirked turning off her sword.
"Hey gorgeous," she said before he pulled her into a tight hug, she laughed as he held her tightly to his chest, she pushed him slightly away so she could look at him better.
"You are unharmed," he said and she smiled at him.
"Of course I am," she said cheekily and he was about to kiss her when someone cleared their throat behind them.
"I understand that you just found each other again after like five days, but we need to go," said Pietro, Alexandra nodded and pressed a quick kiss to Thor's cheek.
"Do you know how to turn this on?" she asked him, Thor returned to his previous seat.
"It can't be that hard, this is just another spaceship," he said, turning the ship on.
As the ship was going to leave the hangar Loki and Wanda jumped in, Alexandra smiled at them.
"We found Thor," she said, Loki rolled his eyes and looked at his brother.
"Nice haircut brother," he said, Thor glared at him.
"Well I think he looks really good," Alexandra said moving to stand behind him and running a hand through his hair, "Really, really good,"
"Enough you two," said Wanda from her seat, Alexandra shot her a look as the ship flew out of the hangar.
"Do we know how we're going to make it out of here?" she asked.
"I have a friend out there; she will clear the way," Thor said.
Alexandra took the time to appreciate the landscape before her as Thor piloted the ship, she wanted to meet Brunnhilde, but she knew she could wait. The commodore didn't make it very fast before the attacks began, Alexandra saw Brunnhilde's ship under theirs as Thor opened the gates to the commodore.
"Where are the guns on this thing?" Thor asked.
"It has no guns, it's a leisure ship, used for orgies and parties," Brunnhilde answered through the speakers.
Alexandra and Wanda shared a disgusted look.
"This is not sanitary," Alexandra said wiping her hands on the pants of her armor.
"Better not touch anything," Thor said as he drove, they watched as Brunnhilde's ship was shot out of the sky and she suddenly landed on the roof of the commodore.
"Get in!" Loki said, Brunnhilde looked at him and smirked.
"In a moment," she said before jumping to another ship.
"You should be helping her," Alexandra told Thor, who looked at her.
"You're right," he said standing, "You know how to pilot this?" he asked, she smirked.
"It's a spaceship, how hard can it be?" she asked, "By the way, I brought you something," she said as she untied Stormbreaker from the belt, "It's heavy as fuck, pretty restrictive," she said, Thor smiled at her and grasped in his hand, tendrils of lightening coursing through him, Alexandra grinned "Go show them what you're made of."
"With pleasure," Thor said cheekily before jumping off the ship, axe in hand.
"God, I love that man," she muttered before taking control of the ship, Loki was quick to sit as her copilot, while Wanda and Pietro quickly took seats and fastened their seatbelts.
Alexandra swerved and turned evading lasers and falling ships, she saw the Devil's Anus in the distance and grimaced, Loki looked at her confused.
"Are we going through that?" he asked, she nodded.
"That's the Devil's Anus," she said.
"I need vacations, now, space orgies, devil's anuses, I'm done, I don't like space anymore," said Pietro making everyone laugh.
"Don't worry, this will be our last adventure for a while," Alexandra said.
"I surely hope so, I didn't sign up for this when mother told me that I'd be yours and Thor's advisor," Loki said, Alexandra sniggered before something struck the ship's shield.
"Doesn't that woman gives up?" Alexandra asked and stood, "Loki, take the wheel," she said walking to the gates of the commodore, she pushed the sleeve of her suit up and took off a silvery bracelet that she had, the bracelet turned into a small repulsor gun in her hands, "Pietro come here and help me out."
Pietro stood from his chair and walked to her, "What am I doing?" he asked, she smirked.
"Give me your hand,"
When Pietro crouched next to her and gave her his arm she held onto his hand and jumped off the ship dangling from it, Pietro was quick to hold her with both hands as he didn't want to find out what would happen if she fell out of his grasp. Alexandra pointed to the ship that was bothering them and fired her gun. The single missile that was fired out of the gun was enough to destroy the ship, Pietro was quick to pull Alexandra up to their ship again.
"That was awesome," he said, she smiled at him, "Don't do it again."
"Party popper," she said as she walked back to Loki, Loki glared at her.
"That was stupid, risky and completely unnecessary," Loki chastised her, she grinned at him.
"It was awesome, besides now dad will know the power necessary to bring a spaceship down," she said, Loki rolled his eyes and Thor and Brunnhilde took that moment to jump into the ship, Loki was quick to close the doors of it.
Thor and Brunnhilde were quick to take control of the ship while Loki, Alexandra, Pietro and Wanda sat and fastened their seatbelts as they went through the Devil's Anus. The impact of going through was enough to knock them out.
Alexandra blinked slowly and looked around, Loki was awake while Pietro and Wanda were still out, she looked around only to see stars, she looked to Thor and Brunnhilde to find out that they were just waking up, then she heard Pietro and Wanda.
"Are we there yet?" asked Pietro, "I don't like space."
"Almost," said Brunnhilde as she guided the ship slowly through space.
Alexandra's eyes widened as she saw Asgard in the distance, it was a beautiful sight as she had never seen in real life Thor's home planet from her current view, Asgard was completely flat and she thought briefly of the people who thought Earth was flat, they would have a field day with Asgard.
"Asgard is beautiful," Alexandra said under her breath, Loki smiled at her.
"And you are its Queen, marvelous is it?" he asked, Alexandra smiled at it.
"Like a dream," she said before she yawned, "I'm going to sleep all week after this, it's been eight days since we landed in Asgard, I need sleep."
"I didn't think midgardians had such endurance," Loki said, Alexandra raised an eyebrow at him.
"Then you never had to study for three finals simultaneously," she said, Loki smiled.
They overflew Asgard as they were looking for a place to land the ship, when they found one, Brunnhilde asked what they were to do with it, Alexandra was quick to say that she could order someone to clean it and she could gift it to Tony, Thor agreed with her.
When they walked out of the ship they were met with Sif and the Warriors three who were standing threatening but relaxed when they saw Thor and Alexandra.
"Peace friends," said Thor as he walked out of the ship, Fandral and Volstagg looked at him weirdly.
"What happened to your hair?" asked Fandral, Alexandra laughed.
"It's a long story Fandral, and I shall tell you, but for now I wish to rest," he said, Alexandra turned to Wanda and Pietro.
"I trust you remember where your rooms are?" she asked, they nodded, then she looked at Loki, "Can you make sure you find a room for Brunnhilde?" she asked, the Valkyrie seemed surprised by the fact that Alexandra knew her name.
"Sure," Loki said and looked at Brunnhilde, "She knows many things, it's annoying," he said before leading the confused looking Valkyrie to the palace.
Alexandra looked at Thor and smiled at him before taking his hand and walking to the palace, in their way in she ordered the guards to find someone to clean the ship thoroughly.
Alexandra smiled when she got into hers and Thor's room, it seemed a lifetime ago since they had been there, back when their marriage was a prison for them, back then when Thor tormented himself with the fact that he had slept with Alexandra to keep her safe from whatever Odin had been planning.
"You know," Alexandra said turning to look at Thor, "I kind of missed this place," she said with a smile, Thor placed Stormbreaker in a corner of their room and smiled at her.
"I did too," he said, she smirked at him before running and leaping into his arms and kissing him as if she hadn't seen him for a century.
"I was worried for you," she said against his mouth as she took a breath before kissing him again.
"I thought the creature had killed you," Thor said as he walked them to the bed.
"I cut his head off," Alexandra said as Thor threw her down on said bed.
"I bet it looked really hot," he said as he climbed over her.
"Not as hot as your new hair, I love it," she said pulling him down so she could kiss him again.
"I thought you'd hate it," he said suddenly, Alexandra smirked at him.
"Oh no, I love it, I mean, you looked great with long hair, I loved it yes, but now, there's something about you," she said and pulled him into another kiss, Thor responded in kind and suddenly pieces of armor were flying across the room.
