A/N: Hey guys, hope you enjoy the next chapter, I might not make it more then 5 chapters, since it is too retarded. Anyways, I'll just shut up and let you guys read. Enjoy!

Death Note On Crack

Chapter2

"No Misa don't eat me!"

"SHUT UP PUDDING NEAR, I WILL EAT YOU!"

"Oh my god, shut up guys! I have a hangover, I will kill you all if you don't shut up!"

"OH MY GOD MATT! I told you he was Kira! I knew it! I-"

"L I AM NOT KIRA I WILL STRANGLE YOU IF YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD!"

Mello was too busy eating chocolate in the corner and going insane to realize Matsuda was pissing beside him.

"Light, get your ass back here! Near won't let me eat him and I want you to help me! FLY UNICORN LIGHT! FLY TO THE PUDDING!"

"Misa get off me, I'm not a unicorn."

"How did we get into this place anyways? Who's mansion is this?"

"Well L, it's Misa-Misa's parents' mansion. And now they're going to kill us after they find out it's trashed..."

Misa started munching on Near's hair while he was traumatized in a corner and trying to get rid of her.

"MATT STOP BEING A PEDO!"

"YOUR MOM'S A PEDO LIGHT!"

"Chocolate~"

"Hold me!"

"Bite me Light."

He bit Matsuda and Matsuda went crying next to Near in their emo corner.

"PARTY IN THE COTTON CANDY MANSION!"

"Since when is Misa a monkey?"

"SINCE YOU'RE MY PUDDING CUP! GET BACK HERE!"

Misa jumped down and Near ran for his life. Matsuda and Kight were trying to find out why they were wearing eachother's clothes and L and Matt were trying to understand why there was a hooker in the closet.

"CHOCOLATE~!"

And of course Mello was eating chocolate...again.

"Chocolate~"

"I GET IT YOU FREAKING CHOCOLATE EATING MOLESTED FREAK!"

"UP YOURS YOU CHOCOLATE HATING MODEL!"

Near ran to Matt to get away from Misa.

"Oh my god a unicorn!"

"I am not a unicorn! Light save me!"

Light kicked L to Misa and they played soccer with him. The hooker woke up and then passed out near Mello, he then covered her in chocolate.

"Chocolate~"

"THIS IS GOING ON YOUTUBE!"

Near was holding a camera, but the lens was facing him. No one bothered to tell him that so he kept filming it that way. Matsuda was sleeping on Matt and Matt was playing a videogame on his psp.

"POTATO WAGGON IS A POTATO DRAGON!"

"Says your mom Misa."

"SAYS YOUR SISTER LIGHT!"

"That made no sense."

"NEITHER DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND."

"You are my girlfriend."

"Oh, well in that case, NEITHER DOES YOUR DOG!"

"That's our dog."

"Oh I knew that..."

Mello fell asleep on the chocolate covered hooker while Misa and Light were fighting and L and Near were arguing for the camera. Near then dropped it and it broke, then they were both crying on the floor.

"Eat my shorts Light!"

"You're wearing a skirt Misa, and don't make fun of Bart Simpson! He is the true genius behind all of our oranks and he will be treated with respect!"

"Light you're high, he isn't even real."

"Shut up! I know he is! Eat my shorts L!"

L shrugged and started munching on Light's pants which left Light running and screaming for dear life.

"THE APOCOLYPSE IS COMING!"

Matt got fat and Mello turned to Jello while Misa maxed her visa and Near got new hair while L got a new cell and Light took a flight and Matsuda was in the corna. In other words, Matt became sore, Mello became extremely numb from the drugs he took, Misa spent her credit card on booze, Near's hair was changed because of the change he got from the booze, L lost his so he got a new one and prank called, and Light got totally wasted, and Matsuda was in his emo corner.

"CAN YOU HEAR ME YOU SON OF A POTATO!"

Light was talking into a banana.

"AHHHH THIS SHIT IS GOOOOOD!"

Near was enjoying himself alot.

"Is your refrigorator running?"

L was making prank calls.

"Ohhhh yeahhhh, I like this new shizzz."

Misa was drunk out of her mind.

"I hate life."

Emo Matsuda, is not fun.

"GOD DAMNIT THESE POTATO CHIPS HIT ME IN THE HEAD!"

Again, sore Matt is a fat guy getting hurt all over, even if he isn't fat.

"RAINBOWS~"

Mello on drugs. No other eplanation needed.

"OH YEAH WE ROCK!"

They were all just gone on their own planet. No need to worry for them. Matsuda then peed in the corner and the hooker took off her chocolate coat and started pole dancing.

"NO MORE STRIPPER POLE!"

Misa kicked it and then her and the hooker had a bitch fight. Light and L were fighting for a cookie which Near stole and they ran after him then he was chased after by Misa because she wanted her pudding. Matt got blamed by Matsuda for pissing in the corner then he chased after Matsuda for lying and Mello ate a burger.

"SCREW CHOCOLATE THIS IS THE SHIT!"

Everyone stopped what they were doing and went to eat a burger then they all resumed after eating as if they never stopped in the first place. Matt tripped Light, who fell over Mello, who fell over Misa, who fell over the hooker, who fell over Matsuda, who fell over L, who fell over Near.

"OH YEAH I WIN!"

"NO YOU DON'T MATT YOU CHEAT!"

"UP YOURS MISA!"

"SHUT UP GUYS!"

"LIGHT GET YOUR ASS OUT OF MY FACE!"

"AS IF I COULD NEAR!"

"YOU TWO ARE ANNOYING!"

"SO ARE YOU MATSUDA!"

They kept arguing until the hooker started stripping and her and Misa had a big huge bitch fight again and the guys were throwing down money.

A/N: This one was totally random, and I really am starting to wonder why I wrote it in the first place. Oh well, it was fun, and I had a good laugh. Hope you guys did too! R&R!