A/U: This is my second chapter! Hope you all enjoy! Sorry for any spelling mistakes!

Sakura-Neko

Chapter 2

The girl looked at him with a big smile and nodded her head.

Sakura "Yes, my name is Sakura. I am your cat. Well, was."

Sasuke looked at her then blushed and looked at her eyes.

Sasuke "Why don't you follow me to my parent's room, so you can put some clothes on."

She followed him to his parents' bedroom. She looked inside, sniffed it, then jumped on the bed. Sasuke looked at her then noticed that the blanket was still on the floor while she was on the bed. He quickly grabbed a pair of underwear and a bra. He then tossed it at her while keeping his back to her.

She looked at the clothes then at Sasuke. She jumped off the bed and walked towards him.

Sakura "Sasuke, why do you have your back to me?"

Sasuke "You're naked."

Sakura "So? You saw me naked all the time and didn't seem to mind."

Sasuke "That's very different!"

Sakura pouted and gave him a hug. The fact that she was naked and his back was bare didn't help at all.

Sasuke "Just go put the clothes on."

She looked at him one more time and then put on the underwear and bra on. Once she was done, Sasuke gave her a pink dress, but she refused. So he tried to give her a skirt, but she also refused.

Sasuke "But that's all my mom wears."

Sakura "Well I don't care, I want shorts and a shirt, but no skirts or dresses!"

Sasuke "Would you mind wearing some of my clothes then?"

Sakura "Sure, why not?"

She shrugged then followed him back to his room. Once there, he tossed her a pair of white shorts and a red T-shirt. She gladly took them. As soon as she was dressed, she followed Sasuke down the stairs and into the kitchen to find Itachi setting the table and looking right at Sakura.

Itachi "Who is that Sasuke?"

Sasuke "Uh…I…It's…Um…"

Sakura "Sakura Haruno, at your service."

She said so while bowing. Itachi then noticed the red collar and pink ears and tail.

Itachi "S-Sakura!"

Sakura "The one and only!"

Iachi then looked at Sasuke and glared at him.

Itachi "What did you do with our cat!"

Sasuke "Nothing! I found her this way this morning! Not my fault she suddenly turned into a human!"

Sakura "Um, by the way, uh, your eggs are burning."

Itachi then turned around and ran to turn the stove off and while he was doing so Sakura was laughing her ass off.

Sasuke "What's so funny?"

Sakura "You! You guys! You guys are hilarious! I can't believe you 2 are fighting over something that stupid!

Sasuke "Not my fault this idiot's a drama queen! I was born in a family of weirdoes!"

Sakura "So was I. My parents were always doing it. I just want to become full human again. I need to free my parents as well."

Itachi suddenly barged into their conversation.

Itachi "Who wants breakfast?"

Sakura "Meee!"

Sasuke and Itachi sweat-dropped. She looked at them.

Sakura "What? I'm hungry."

Sasuke "Well, you're also very weird."

She glared at him. They then sat down to eat. While the boys were just eating their eggs, Sakura was devouring them. She had never tasted anything like it and it was so delicious. When she was done, she looked at Itachi with wide eyes and a huge grin.

Sakura "Thanks soooo much! That was delicious! You're an awesome cook!"

Itachi "Uh, you're welcome?"

Sasuke kind of got jealous of his cat, um, girl- I mean, friend, well, his cat friend that was a girl, yeah that's about it, putting all her attention on his older brother.

Sasuke "Come on. Let's go to my room. Thanks for breakfast."

He dragged her along while she was licking her hands. Sasuke thought she was acting like a cat, but then remembered she had spent the beginning of her life as one. Once they got to his room, he closed the door.

Sasuke "So what do you want to do?"

She didn't wait to be told twice when she jumped on him and tackled him to the ground before he could even blink. She then started licking his face. Sasuke couldn't stop laughing. As soon as she stopped, she started kissing him instead. She was kissing his chin, his forehead, his nose, and his cheeks.

Sasuke 'This feels so weird. I feel like I'm happy with her around me. I feel like without her, I wouldn't be able to go anywhere. Weird.'

As he was thinking that, Sakura started playing with his hair. She was tying it in all different ways, brading it, etc.. Sasuke snapped back into reality when she yelled out something.

Sakura "Finished!"

He looked into the mirror when she got off of him and almost glared at her. She not only had tied and braded his hair, but also had put all kinds of glitter and it made him look gay. No offense to gay people, just that Sasuke's straight. It also made him look retarted.

Sasuke "You have 5 seconds to run before I kick your ass."

She looked at him and cocked her head to the side. He started counting, and 5 seconds later… Sasuke was on top of her, somehow his hair back to normal, had her pinned against the floor, and was extremely close to her face. He was blushing madly and she was so red a tomato would be jealous.

Sakura "Um, w-what are you doing?"

He got back his composure and shook his head lightly.

Sasuke "Making you pay for what you did to my hair."

Sakura gulped and looked away. Sasuke was staring at her and then Itachi walked in.

Itachi "Hey Sasuke I wanna know if- uh…um…I…I'll come back later…much later."

He walked out the door and before he could close it Sakura yelled.

Sakura "NO! Don't go! He's gonna rape me!"

Itachi was back in in a flash and got her off of him.

Itachi "What were you really planning to do to her? And why?"

Sasuke "I wanted to punish her for fucking up my hair."

Itachi "Who cares what your hair looks like? It will always be retarted anyway, chicken ass."

Sasuke got up and tackled Itachi. While the boys were fighting, Sakura was filming them from a camera that appeared out of nowhere. By the end of it, they were both down to their boxers and covered in bruises while still fighting and Sakura yelling out "Yay! Yaoi!" (Yaoi = guy on guy action; for those retards who didn't already know) Sakura decided to stop it right then and there. She grabbed Sasuke and Itachi's boxers by the hem and pulled them down and ran away with them. When she came back into the room, Sasuke and Itachi were still fighting.

Sakura "Um, do you guys feel a breeze or something?"

She giggled and then the boys noticed and started running after her. She was running for dear life when Sasuke tackled her.

Sasuke "Give me back my underpants!"

Sakura "Go look in the bathroom!"

Itachi and Sasuke went to the bathroom and found them in the hamper. It was their last pair.

Sakura "Haha, you're fucked now."

Sasuke then looked at her and smirked.

Sakura 'Uh-oh, that smirk means nothing good. Gulp"

Sasuke "Fucked by who? You? Sure why not?"

She blushed madly like a tomato.

Itachi "Yeah, that sounds good."

She then turned around and ran for dear life again and went to hide in Sasuke's room. She dug in his drawers and came up with 2 swimming trunks. She opened the door and before they could pounce on her, she handed them the swim suits. As soon as they were put on, they then got dressed. They then went about their daily routine which is either playing video games or watching movies all day. If movies then mostly porn. Usually with friends but they couldn't risk to have Sakura discovered.

Sakura "Why are we watching porn? Especially Yuri? I'm a human girl now. That's just nasty."

Sasuke "Well because, we're both guys, it's hot, and we like to watch girls have sex with each other."

Itachi just nodded his head. Sakura pouted and then tried to look away.

A/U: So what do you guys think? I hope you enjoyed it as much I enjoyed making it. Review!