A/N: Hey! Sorry for not updating sooner! I had exams and had to study! I hate exams! And I hate studying! Oh well! Hope ya like! R&R!

Sakura-Neko

Chapter 3

Sakura was now in Sasuke's room waking up from a nap. The movie that the boys were watching was really not her favorite so to get away from it all she told them she was tired. It wasn't entirely a lie since she was quite exhausted. She thought it was because she had to adapt to her human body. She needed to learn again. After she went downstairs, she saw they were still watching yuri.

Sakura "How long was I asleep for?"

Sasuke "About an hour."

Sakura "Ugh, how long does that movie last?"

Sasuke "4 hours. Why do you ask?"

Sakura "How do you even get these movies? They're so inappropriate."

Itachi "My secret stash. I got a collection of 135 in total. Different sets too. Got em for Christmas over the years from my friends."

Sakura "So that's what you got that looked like a huge chocolate box every year. No wonder."

She then remembered something and looked at him completely disgusted.

Sakura "And you made your girlfriend watch them too!"

Itachi "Yup."

Sasuke "Aw sweet dude."

Itachi "Yeah well, what did you think?"Sasuke "That you 2 were getting it on."

Itachi "Yeah, that too."

Sakura "I can't believe this! I actually walked in on you guys so many times! That's just so wrong!"

Itachi "Yeah well, you're gonna find it different if you ever get laid."

Sasuke "Even if I didn't, I still find it cool."

Sakura "Whatever, I'm going to-"

She then sneezed. They heard a poof. Sasuke and Itachi turned around and then saw all her clothes on the ground and a pink cat on top of it all.

Sasuke "Oh, so that's how it happened."

She then sneezed again, they heard a poof again, but this time, she was naked with no ears on top of her head. She screamed again.

Sakura "FOR GOD SAKES LOOK AWAY!"

The boys just smirked at her behaviour and kept looking.

Sakura "Look away or I'll show the whole world that you 2 are gay."

Sasuke "How?"

He smirked. So did Itachi.

Sakura "By this."

She smirked as well, holding up a picture of Sasuke being on the floor on his stomach completely naked and Itachi on top of him also completely naked with his dick extremely close to Sasuke's ass. Their smirks faded.

Sasuke "When did you get that!"

Sakura "When you 2 were fighting."

The guys quickly turned back to their movie while she quickly got dressed.

Sakura "Okay done, now you may do what you want."

Sasuke turned around, grabbed her by the wrist, pushed Iachi a bit further on the couch, and sat Sakura in the middle. The movie ended 2 hours later.

Sakura "Ugh, finally! I think my eyes are fried."

Sasuke "Oh come on, it wasn't that bad. There's a lot more dirty shit then that. That was the cleanest."

Sakura "You call that clean? That was nasty! I'm not against homosexuality, but watching 2 girls have sex is not in my list of things I wanna do."

Sasuke "Anyway, let's go in my room, I'm bored."

Sakura "But isn't it mean to leave Itachi all by himself?"

Itachi "Nah, it's cool. I'll call my girlfriend over to keep me entertained."

She didn't miss the smirk he gave her and remembering their previous activity and conversation, she also remembered what she witnessed a countless number of times and quickly pushed Sasuke up the stairs and into his room as fast as she could. Once in his room, she closed the door and locked it, leaving her panting and leaning on the door. Sasuke raised an eyebrow at her gestures.

Sasuke "Um why-?"Sakura "Itachi and his… girlfriend are going to… have sex."

She said in between breaths.

Sasuke "I see. So what do you want to do?"

Sakura "I don't know, what do you want to do?"

She saw him smirking. Through it she could clearly read 'Let's have sex' and immediately regretted her decision.

Sasuke "How about we make-out?"

Sakura "What?"

Sasuke "You heard me."

She looked directly into his eyes and then quickly searched the room for something to help her when she noticed she was still on the door. She quickly unlocked it and then ran out. Sasuke ran after her.

Sakura 'Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.'

She kept repeating it in her head and then found herself in Itachi's room. Thank god his girlfriend hadn't arrived yet.

Sakura "Sasuke's trying to rape me, again."

Itachi "I see. Let's see what we can do to stop it."

Sasuke suddenly barged into the room. He had walked into the room very calmly. Itachi and Sakura stared at him.

Sasuke "I'm not going to rape you if that's what you want to know, but I will get what I want."

Sakura "And that is?"

He just smirked at her. She rolled her eyes and hid behind Itachi.

Itachi "Uh-"

Sakura "Not now! I wanna live!"

Sasuke "Oh come on, I'm not going to bite."

He was trying really hard to get to her by circling Itachi while trying to grab her but she was always getting away from him and Itachi did not like this. He grabbed Sakura's collar and stopped Sasuke.

Itachi "Here you go."

He gave him Sakura in his arms and Sakura glared at Itachi as Sasuke was walking her into his room. As he put her on the bed, Sakura found it hard to not look at his hair, for there was a bit of glitter left. She giggled which caught Sasuke's attention.

Sasuke "What's so funny?"

Sakura "Uh, nothing."

She couldn't control her giggling.

Sasuke "What are you?"

He then noticed it in the mirror. That's when he jumped on top of her.

Sakura "Okay! I'm sorry! What do you want to do!"

Sasuke "I just wanna see how you'd react to this. A little experiment, you know?"

Sakura "So what's my result?"

Sasuke "You did what any kind of girl would do in my class."

Sakura "Which is?"

Sasuke "Run away from their aggressor."

Sakura "Is that good or bad?"

Sasuke "Good, because if you're not ready to fight, you run."

Sakura "Ah, I see. Now would you mind getting off of me now?"

Sasuke "Sure thing."

So he got off of her. I bet you all thought he wanted to rape her huh? Well, he definitely is a pervert, but he doesn't rape. And since this couple has many ways of forming itself, I'm gonna pick my fave way. Anyway, back to the story. So Sasuke had gotten off of her and they were now downstairs. They were watching tv when they heard strange noises coming from Itachi's room. Sakura, being the curious cat she is, forgot about what it was and went to investigate. Sasuke was almost bursting out with laughter at the thought of her expression. When she opened the door a tiny bit, she ran faster then the road runner to the couch.

Sasuke "I can't believe you did that!"

He was laughing so hard he almost pissed himself.

Sakura "That was not funny!"

Sasuke "Yes it was! It was totally hilarious!"

Sakura "Well you're a jerk."

He smirked at her insult.

Sasuke "Is that the best you got?"

Sakura "No."

She smirked as well. Sasuke had lost his smirk while thinking of what she could have said.

Sakura "I have plenty more."

She still had that smirk on her face.

Sasuke "Like what?"

Sakura "Pencil dick."

Sasuke looked at her shocked out of words.

Sakura "Dickless."

Sasuke "Isn't that Sai's insult for Naruto?"

Sakura "I didn't know that. I guess we have the same mind."

She was still smirking.

Sasuke 'Poor girl, if only she knew how perverted that guy was.'

Sakura "Also, I have butt-licker, ass-wipe, douche bag, fuck face, fucktard, ass hole, kiss ass, dumbass, floppy dick, dick face, manwhore, bitch, bastard, and plenty more."

Sasuke "Wow, you're not as innocent as you look."

Sakura "Nope, I just act it really well."

She put on one of her most innocent facades. So they were calling each other nicknames the whole time.

A/N: So, what do you think? Is it long enough? Should I add anything to it? Did you enjoy reading it? R+R Please! Thank you! Goodbye!