A/U: Hey guys! I'm gonna be making tons of these from now on! So brace yourselves, for my almighty power of, writing stories! Anyway, enjoy!

Sakura-Neko

Chapter 11

When both Sasuke and Sakura were seated and paying full attention to Itachi with slight worry, he continued.

Itachi "I just got a call from mom and dad. They're doing fine and hope we did good in our schoolwork, but that's not the point. The point to all this is that they're coming back, tomorrow, at around 6."

Sasuke "Shit!"

Sakura "What are we going to do?"

She looked at both Itachi and Sasuke who were both standing up and pacing.

Sasuke "Um, we tell mom that you're a new student and that since your parents died not too long ago you needed to live at someone's house, so we took you in."

Itachi "Oh sure, that sounds believable, but what if they get suspicious and start asking more questions then necessary? What if they don't believe it?"

Sasuke "How can they not believe it? It's the complete truth almost."

Itachi "May be so, but since when do you have a girlfriend? And since when do you talk to new students?"

Sasuke "Point taken. I'll just say that she was our long lost friend from when we were younger. We never spoke about her because she didn't want us to."

Itachi "What if they ask why they never saw her at school?"

Sakura "I got an answer to that one. How about you say that I would never stick around long and would leave school immediately and never participated in anything, and my hair used to be brown like Tenten's."

Itachi "Sounds believable enough. Looks like we got ourselves a plan."

Sasuke "Yup, looks like so. Smart thinking Sakura, that was pretty smart."

Sakura "Are you saying I'm dumb?"

Sasuke "Uh, n-no. I never said that."

Sakura "You didn't have to."

Sasuke "Um, w-what do you mean?"

Sakura "It was obvious in what you said. For that, I'm gonna lock you into a broom cupboard again."

Sasuke "Oh yeah, now I remember why I was so pissed at you before. Now I'm gonna punish you for doing that."

Sakura "What are you gonna do to me huh?"

Sasuke "Oh nothing, nothing much really."

Sakura "Then why are you smirking?"

Sasuke "Why are you so nosy?"

Sakura "Answer my question."

Sasuke "I'm smirking because I feel like it. Now answer mine."

Sakura "Cause I feel like it."

Sasuke "Well then, you better run, and fast at that, cause I'm not going easy on you."

And with that, she was gone in a flash.

Itachi "Ah, young love, it's always the same between you 2. Go get her before she embarrasses you more."

Sasuke sprinted off as soon as Itachi finished talking. He found her in the bathroom washing her face with cold water. Well it looked more like she was just overheated and she desperately tried to cool down by splashing ice-cold water all over her face.

Sasuke "What are you doing?"

Sakura "I just got really tired so I'm waking myself up."

Sasuke "Ah. But you know, I still need to punish you."

He smirked and she rolled her eyes.

Sakura "Whatever, just wait until I'm fully awake."

He sat down at the entrance of the bathroom. By the way, did I mention it was the one in his room? Did I ever say he even had one in his bedroom? Well, if I didn't, it was in his room and he had a bathroom in his room. Anyway, so she had just finished and he got up. She saw past him that the bedroom door was closed, and probably locked too.

Sakura 'Oh great, this is just great.'

Sakura "Well at least you know he won't rape you."

Sakura 'You're not helping you know?'

Sakura "I know. I did that on purpose."

Sakura mentally glared at her inner while on the outside she didn't notice how dangerously close Sasuke had gotten to her face. The thing that brought her back from her thoughts were his breath reaching her lips and the slight brush of his lips against hers.

Sakura "Sasuke, w-what are you doing?"

He didn't answer. With the bathroom door closed and locked as well, the chance of her escaping was probably not even a 2% chance. Her face was more red than a tomato and a beet combined. She noticed he had somehow pinned her to the wall and her wrists were pinned on top of her head while he kissed her very, very passionately. She finally decided on giving in. She was enjoying it after all. When he felt her relax, he let go of her wrists and wrapped them around her waist and she put hers around his neck. It was becoming really heated when they heard a knock at the door and Itachi's voice ruining the moment from the other side of the door.

Itachi "Hey guys, dinner's ready. And I know you're both there cause the door's locked. Sakura, I'm sorry if Sasuke tried to rape you. I'll reprimand him soon."

Sasuke 'Shit! I should have locked the bedroom door before coming into the bathroom. Crap.'

And so he let go of Sakura and opened the door to reveal a smirking Itachi.

Sakura "Don't worry Itachi, I had things under control. He didn't try to rape me. He's too nice to rape me when he's not drunk or stoned or himself."

Itachi "Okay, well, supper's ready. Hurry before it gets cold."

Sasuke didn't know whether to say something cocky and prove Sakura wrong or just silently thank her for avoiding one of Itachi's scoldings. He settled for silently thanking her. He didn't want to suffer her wrath for being cocky. So they went downstairs to eat. Itachi had made vegetable soup with chicken fingers and onion rings as a side meal.

Sasuke "Again, the oddest combinations. Why would you mix junk food with something a little more classy like soup, with vegetables in it?"

Itachi "Because I like to mix things up and not do what others expect."

While the boys were talking, Sakura had devoured the soup in a few minutes tops. She also had a few onion rings and chicken tenders and was starting on her 3rd bowl. She was sure that the guys were staring at her with major sweat drops.

Sakura "What? It's really good."

Itachi smirked and looked at Sasuke.

Itachi "You see Sasuke, she really likes what I make."

Sasuke "I bet you that anything beats cat food, even dog food. So don't get too cocky."

Itachi's smirk disappeared and was replaced with a frown while Sasuke was smirking his widest smirk yet.

Sakura "Why do you 2 fight over the stupidest things in the world?"

Itachi "Good question. I think we were just born idiots, that's all."

Sakura "That would explain a lot."

This time both of them were really pissed.

Itachi and Sasuke "What Was That!"

Sakura "You heard. You're both complete and total idiots. Unfortunately, that means I like a bunch of idiots. Oh well, I don't care. I'd rather be closer to idiots then snobs and *shiver* girly girls. And did I mention *shiver* cheerleaders?"

They both smirked at her comment. They were happy to know that she hated snobs, cheerleaders and girly girls as much as them. It meant they wouldn't have to deal with a fawning over them with hearts in her eyes type of girl. Basically, SHE WASN'T A FANGIRL! OH YEAH! Sorry, momentary brain party, yeah I'd rather call it that to make it shorter. Anyway, after dinner, there were no leftovers. Sakura did the dishes, put them away after drying them, called her friends, spoke with the girls for an hour, hung up, and then went to bed.

It was around 2 in the morning when Sasuke woke up. He didn't feel Sakura next to him. He looked to his right. He felt something long and furry on his left arm and when he turned, he saw Sakura looking at him with a wide smile. Her ears perked up as high as they would allow and her tail was wrapping around his arm.

Sasuke "What's up?"

Sakura "I have a brother!"

Sasuke's jaw dropped a mile below his upper jaw and his eyes were so wide they looked like they would come out of his head at any moment now.

Sasuke "A brother!"

She nodded her head really fast and you could tell that she was very anxious.

Sasuke "H-how is that p-possible?"

A/U: Sorry! I had to cut it there! Please don't hurt me! I was just running out of ideas, and I have to eat anyway. Hope you enjoyed it! R+R! Please write both positive and negative reviews! See ya!