"No."

Kudo Yukiko had written a Romance-Mystery novel and now wanted her husband to have it published under his name. He was hearing nothing of it.

"But honey!"

"No."

"You haven't even read it!"

Yusaku sighed and, in an action he knew he would deeply regret, began to flip through the pages.

It was, apparently, a Romance-Mystery-Erotica novel... He snapped it shut firmly, sighing in relief. "Thank goodness, you're only joking."

Yukiko wiggled her eyebrows. "Am I?"

The Best-Selling Author gave his wife an unimpressed look, only slightly worried that she wasn't kidding. He didn't marry someone that insane... Right?