A familiar catchy music is heard: it looks like it's time for the "Inkopolis News Flash: featuring the Squid Sisters!".
"Hi everyone!" The two girls said.
The Squid Sisters appear out of nowhere, wearing their signature outfits!
"Welcome to this new edition of Inkopolis News Flash! This is Callie, speaking." said Callie with enthusiasm.
"And this is Marie…" Marie said.
"And together we are… The Squid Sisters!" both announces while doing a cute pose.
"So, let's get down the business and announce the freshest news, for all our fresh audience!" Callie extends her hands toward the camera.
"As usual, you have the honor…"
"Why, thank you sis! I can't wait to start off with something epic and awesome!" Callie's eyes were shining.
"Yeah, just don't blow up from the excitement…"
"Yes! I call it now! This first super awesome news iiiis…"
An image shows the Turf War Station closed.
"Our beloved station is closed and is not known the date of reopening!"
A deep silence fell into the studio…
"… WHAT?!" Both the girl said together.
"C-Callie, you can't be serious…!"
"Eeeeehh…" Callie looks ahead of her, like she's reading something. "No, t-this is not a joke! Since the station is closed, there will be no Turf Wars at all!"
"So much for epic and awesome news, huh…" Marie shakes her head.
"H-Hey, I couldn't believe something like this would happen! We must do something, Marie!" Callie becomes determined.
"Uhm… what we can do about it? We're just singers, you know…"
"Go down there and start a riot, of course!"
"Y-you want what?!"
"Come on, it's not going to be THAT hard… people love us! Do you have any idea what our fans will do for the Squid Sisters?!"
"Don't remind me that… most of them are a bit too overboard, for my taste."
"Don't be so mean, Marie! There was a girl that changed her name into yours! Now THAT is what I call dedition!" Callie does a victory pose.
"Uuuuh… I hope that this doesn't become a new trend."
"Oh, but that's an incredible idea, sis! Every girl should be called either Callie or Marie!"
"Yeah, good luck distinguishing everyone now…"
"Is going to be so easy with your name!" Callie giggles a bit.
"… what are you supposing with this?" Marie looks her sister with suspicion.
"Not now, champ! We need to finish this news: it looks like some kind of aliens are on the loose near the arenas!"
"Aliens, you say… it seems a poor excuse to me."
"You think?!"
"If aliens did it, the city would probably be under attack by now… they wouldn't be happy with just one closed station. I could see them trying to get our studio, the Booyah Base… and honestly, who wouldn't do such a thing?"
"Ehm, y-you're scaring me now…! You're talking like a disgusting hairy alien, with stinky breath and a serious shower need!"
"… eh eh… who knows?" Marie smiled.
Callie screamed, running away from her spot. However, someone pushes her back to the spotlight.
"HELP! MY SISTER IS A DISGUSTING HAIRY ALIEN!" Callie was moving in the spot, in panic.
"Calm down, Callie… I was just joking, you know."
"Marie that plays a joke on me? That's SO alien!"
"… please, the next news…"
"Oh, right! Ahem, the next news!"
An image shows the Squid Sisters singing.
"What's this?! Us!" Callie got surprised.
"You sure? That Marie looks less hairy than usual…"
"S-stop, sister! That's not funny!"
"Eh eh, of course it's us… wait, why we're featured in this news again?"
Callie suddenly remembers something.
"Oh… oops!" Callie giggles a bit.
"W-what's it? What's it?!" Marie got really nervous.
"Ehm… I forgot to mention earlier that we'll have a splatlicious concert!"
"WE DO?!" Marie felt very embarrassed.
"Yes! After receiving unexpectedly many requests, the Squid Sisters will perform live at Squidburg plaza, tomorrow evening , 10 PM! I can't wait to start singing again: it felt so long since last time, don't you think Marie?!"
"… and why did you organize a concert, without letting me know?" Marie asked with her arms folded.
"I-It was suppose to be a surprise! A surprise for my dear, smart, strong, mature and overall awesome sister!" Callie smiles while showing her teeths.
"Rule number one, folks: if you ever get to hear Callie saying praises like those… she's obviously bluffing."
"Ah! T-that was too much, Marie! You are making me look like a bad poker player!"
"Uh, speaking of poker… you still need to pay me 3500 coins."
"Eh?! I thought you'd close an eye for me!"
"Well, my wallet doesn't… especially when a certain sibling keeps begging it."
Callie laughs feeling a bit embarrassed.
"T-then, shall we move on to the next news?"
"You're the boss… and also a debtor."
"Ha ha, good one Marie! Let's see the third and last news for today!"
An image shows four people. Three of them are already known: Sheldon, Annie and Jelonzo. The fourth one is a prawn wearing different shoes, a morbid "fried" jacket and a seemingly blue winter cap. All together, they are holding a poster with the writing "Contest".
"Whoa, now this is very interesting Marie!" Callie said, getting really curious.
"Those are the most famous shopkeepers of Booyah Base, all together…"
"Yep! And it looks like they are holding a special contest!"
"This is new… is going to be a design challenge?"
"Exactly! And guess who's going to win this one?! Me!"
"I sense a huge ego coming from my right…"
"That doesn't mean you should not participate, our dear audience! In fact, the contest has much more meaning than you might think!"
"It'll sure get his advertisements… and financial incomings."
"Can't you see, sister?! This is actually a tribute to the youth!"
"Then, your participation kinda ruins the premise…"
"What?! Why you say that?!"
"Callie, you still have trouble using a smartphone correctly…"
"But that's so hard! It was so easy with the previous models! Do you remember, Marie? The ones with the buttons instead of a touch screen?"
"Actually, they still sell them around… but that's for the old customers."
"R-really, now!" Callie was sweating a bit. "Couldn't they become the newest trend, one day?"
"The idea of using the same cellphone as our grandpa does, it makes me as dry as the desert…"
"Don't mention them, Marie! They are so scary!" Callie trembled while thinking about them.
"Not as scary as an active volcano, though…"
"That's even worse!" Callie jumped at the idea.
"Shouldn't we say anything else about this contest, anyway…? If we go overtime again, the news director is going to erupt for real…!"
"Yikes, you're right! Luckily, not much is known at this point: follow our future news flash folks, if you want know more!" Callie does a pose with a wink.
"By the way, you're going to tell me about that concert we have tomorrow… right?"
"Ehm… after you take a little nap?"
"C-Callie!"
"Ha ha ha and with that joke, this edition of Inkopolis News"
All the sudden, someone passes a piece of paper to Callie.
"Huh?" Callie took the paper and starts reading it.
"… is going to be one of those days, isn't?"
"WHAT THE?!" Callie got surprised.
"Yep… called it." Marie shakes her head.
"Eeehhmm… t-this is serious, sister."
"How serious…?"
"Ok, d-don't panic now." Callie was taking big breaths.
"What are you even talking about…? Did they cancel our concert…?"
"No! In this very moment, a suspicious airship is inking Inkopolis's west area with toxic goo!"
"Is doing what?!" Marie asked.
"I-I'm not even making this up! Along with the attack, several unidentified flying creatures are terrorizing the citizens!"
"This is madness…!"
"And that's not all! Witnesses claim that a little girl, about 11 years old, is been kidnapped from those same monsters!"
"That's terrible, Callie… poor child."
"You can say that again, Marie! However, it seems that our special security team is already on the spot, fighting those aliens like superheroes!" Callie did a victory pose.
"Yeah, thank turfness… though it makes me want to see them live: better than any b-action movies we got recently."
"But this is not a movie: it's real!"
"Pretty much the reason why is better…" Marie smiled.
Callie couldn't believe what she just heard.
"To think I'm always considered the crazy one of the duo: you always exceed any expectations!"
"I'm not really that crazy, you know… just a fan of intense war battles."
"And you said that like it was a normal thing!"
"Now, let's end this edition… I don't want to miss the climax, Callie."
"Well you heard her, folks!" Callie shrugs. "Thanks for following us, until the very end of this rather interesting episode!"
"Staaaaay freeeesh!" Both the girls strike a cute pose.