Rick Astless; We're no strangers to lovee…
Astrid's axe clinking in its holster announced her entrance into the Horrendous family household well before she even knocked on Hiccup's door.
The first few knocks were unsuccessful, so Astrid tried a few more times, this time successful as Hiccup opened the door wide open; ducking back a bit to avoid one of the latter knocks that failed to connect to the door.
"Ah, Astrid, good to see you. Had a nice day?" Hiccup said in a cheerful mood.
Astrid nodded. "Been floating in a dream since last night; you were wonderful." She replied, giggling.
Hiccup blushed quite intensely, rubbing the back of his neck. "Astrid… don't mention that out in the public." He said, embarrassed.
Astrid only laughed harder at that, before finally dying down after she vented it from her system. "huuuuuhhhh, well you shouldn't be embarrassed; it's the best sex I've ever had. Hell, I came back for more!" She shouted.
"ASTRID!" Hiccup shouted back, gesturing for her to keep the noise down. However, since she still had that mischievous look, he gave up. "Fine, fine, talk as loudly as you want about that, I'm not going to stop you." He compromised.
"Sooo… are you up for doing it now?" Astrid said, somewhat brimming with anticipation after last night.
"*sigh* sorry Astrid, not tonight; I've got some work in the forge to do." Hiccup said, slightly dejected; honestly the thought was as exciting for him as it was for Astrid, but he couldn't keep avoiding his duties forever.
"Fiiiine." Astrid agreed, although with disappointment. Hiccup sighed again and strode off towards the forge.
With him gone, that left Astrid at quite the dilemma; she'd completed everything she'd needed to do for today in preparation for this, and she'd gotten too gods-damned horny to just sleep.
*clink*
Well, that helpful sound from her axe reminded her she could vent it by hunting, or similar. She was even about to do so when a surprising croon came from the doorway.
"Toothless? You're here?" Astrid asked. It was obvious, since the dragon would follow him everywhere, but his timing seemed pretty perfect.
Toothless just looked at her, not quite understanding what she was on about. Astrid shrugged, walking inside and tapping Toothless on the hind quarters.
Surprised, he turned around, only to see Astrid with a 'come hither' gesture.
He was quite conflicted. He wasn't very versed in human communication, but that definitely felt like a romantic invitation. 'Just act like you don't know, just act like you don't-" He repeated in his head, determined to play the innocent act.
His dick came out.
'F***' He cursed. His body had decided for him, so he followed Astrid with wariness, inspecting the house as though he'd never been in it before, in case she had something rough lined up for him.
To his surprise, Astrid didn't; just on the bed…
…Naked.
'how did she do that so-' He thought to himself, only to be quietened as she did that inviting gesture again.
In a lusty stupor, he slid into the room, quietly and focused on her prone form; only pausing slightly at the end of the bed; the boundary representing the final decision on his behalf.
Snorting fully, he accepted and drove forward; climbing on and over Astrid.
Astrid flinched instinctively, gazing up at the large yet gentle beast standing above her.
Said beast took a look at her face, and then migrated his eyes downwards; stopping at her nipples and vagina; taking them in as a curious observer.
Astrid waited patiently, breathing gently yet slightly nervous under the watchful eyes of Toothless.
He continued, nudging the breasts with his snout, then moving his head down to take in her scent.
'damn…' he thought, feeling like a concentrated dose of arousal had been directly injected into his blood. His cock throbbed hard as it swelled with rich blood.
Next step of discovery was taste, so Toothless gave the cute vent a tentative lick, drawing it back into his mouth so he could savour the taste. The effect was predictable enough; another jolt of excitement, more swelling and his vision started to get red.
Since the first lap had been so rewarding, Toothless took another, then another and sped up quickly; before he was assaulting her vent with licks.
Astrid's body quaked under the sensation; it wasn't the first time she'd felt it, neither was it the best, because of Hiccup; but she couldn't deny it wasn't special having the beast tend to her sensitive nethers in such a way.
The contest was very close between Toothless and Hiccup; she even suspected that Hiccup had somewhat helped his mount learn the art.
Such thoughts were an interesting tangent, but most of her body was focused on the delightful bursts of stimulation on her lips; the way they flexed around and rubbed his tongue sent shivers up her spine in return.
"Ohhh Toothless, I didn't think you'd be this good." Astrid commented, her free hands cupping her breasts to add to the stimulation; although they were quickly replaced by Toothless's paws as he rubbed them with tender affection while he gave a cheeky smile in response to her comment.
They continued that way for quite a while, his professionalism in caressing her cunt with his slick tongue keeping her entertained. However, her body now yearned for more; tired of the teasing.
To let him know what she wanted, she reached out a leg and purposely brushed it on his shaft.
Initially surprised and pleasured, Toothless squirmed from the touch, but after shaking off the sudden feeling, he agreed with her needs; taking his head away to give his penis room to manoeuvre; pulsing and throbbing opposite her folds, before coming forward in a series of prodding motions; trying to find its target.
Astrid was about to help him in when she made the surprising discovery that he was actually guiding it in with a front paw taken from her breasts! 'Okay, there's definitely some Hiccup meddling here.' She thought to herself, but it was a thought quickly overcome with pleasure as Toothless found his target;
The warm, meaty girth first made contact with her labia, but it quickly pushed past them into the inner section of the vagina; spreading Astrid open in such a way that she only gradually came to understand the size of the thing Toothless was sporting; the sharp tip deceptively small when compared to the slightly-flared head right behind it; each one she could feel with clarity as they pushed her walls apart with teasingly slow speed.
'Fuuuuuuu…' She thought; she hadn't expected this to come from a dragon. His interestingly shaped penis, with soft barbs, a flare and a knot, definitely added to the excitement and kept her in a state of anticipation; feeling the heat of his cock on her nethers, but wanting to feel more, feel him inside her.
He granted her unspoken request, pushing deeper so that his folded flare passed her lips, then his shaft, then the deflated knot until finally he'd managed to fit himself within her.
Astrid's mouth gave rise to more guttural moans as Toothless's cock entered her; it filled her so much, and yet he somehow had enough care that a cock that felt like it was splitting her insides apart only felt good for her. She had to put the dilemmas aside; Toothless was fucking her and doing a good job of it, she could reflect later.
Toothless himself was extremely excited; every barrier he had before now seemed to fade away; now a beautiful warrior maiden was lying in front of him, with his shaft in her cunt and, most importantly, enjoying every second.
He may have a high stamina usually, but his arousal surged with the sounds and the feelings of the moment; his cock pressing into her walls, those walls pressing right back, the friction, the lubrication, the smell and the warmth all making him pant hard as he struggled to control his excitement.
Astrid's cries gained volume as Toothless's shaft swelled from its arousal; her walls should've been at breaking point, although all she could feel was intense pleasure radiating through her body from head to toe. Eventually a feeling began to creep on her that she was very fond of; orgasm.
His shaft and her vagina seemed to be a match made in heaven; her walls clung to his massive shaft and rubbed it hard, while his member exacted similar pressures and friction on her walls, giving them massive jolts of pleasure all the time.
It hadn't taken that long for them to get to this point, with the excitement flushing from their genitals, and it didn't take them long to pass that point either; steamrolling towards their orgasm.
Just before they came, Toothless's knot and flare unfolded; locking him inside of her as she clamped down hard on his member with her cunt. The resulting seal prevented any of Toothless's seed from escaping as he shot rope after hot rope into her depths; both of them screaming in ecstasy.
Locked together, they rode out the orgasm and every spurt of seed, before Toothless collapsed next to Astrid; tired but content of a job well done, while Astrid had a similar feeling. In their afterglow, they just rested and let the euphoria flow through them until Hiccup came back.
"There, that's done. Hello my wife, hello Toothle- Oh, you've been busy." He commented, formally calm but now embarrassed at what he'd walked in on.
In their bliss states, neither of them could give him much, but they didn't need to since Hiccup just sighed and got in the bed with them.
Toothless snuggled with him, but the blast of cold air he'd brought in gave them a moment of clarity.
Hiccup wasn't even allowed to lie down before Toothless's paw caught him and pulled him up. "Toothless, what's this about? Aren't you both… tired by now?" He asked, but Toothless interrupted that thought by standing again, with his backside facing Hiccup.
"Toothless, I would but I don't think I could do that without my lovely wife." He states, getting an appreciative look from Astrid.
Toothless gave him a quirked eyebrow in return which, in this situation, usually meant trouble. However, before he could speak, Toothless had already acted; using his tail to bring Hiccup's face to his ass; rubbing him up past his asshole and then down past his refilling balls.
There was a brief moment of understanding from Astrid, as she realised how Toothless had been learning from Hiccup, but now was not the time to stop and think yet.
Getting the idea, Astrid followed up that motion by shuffling forward; pulling Hiccup's hips towards her with her legs and guiding his shaft into her ass; the reason for that placement revealed as Toothless's cock started hardening again.
Although unable to speak, Hiccup grabbed a hold of Toothless's ass and began to lick his balls, to Toothless's verbal pleasure.
'This is going to be a long night. Also, apparently we're a threesome.' Hiccup thought. He was surprised for sure…
…But this was definitely something worth coming home for.
Spoof!
"Never gonna give you up." Toothless told Astrid.
"Uh, what?" Astrid said right back, confused.
"Never gonna let you dooown." Toothless said, rocking.
"Again, what?" She said, a little bit more annoyed.
"Never gonna run around." Toothless continued, unphased.
"You're not, I can see that, what are you talking about?"
"… and desert you!" Toothless said, rocking some more.
"If you're not going to answer me, then you'd best be willing to answer my axe!" Astrid retorted, lifting up said weapon.
Toothless laughs and, true to his word, doesn't run as Astrid tries to land a shot; dodging smoothly
one way, then another, only so she could find him, but never get him, get him, get him; one way… or another…
And yes, this is the dragon smut equivalent of the rickroll