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CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE: Rewards part 2
"Wow... what kind of magic can... even do that?" Lakyus of The Blue Roses asked taking another huge swig from her cup. She had a lot to drink already and wasn't slowing down.
"From what I saw... those black... things just stood there for an hour and then vanished, nobody has ever seen things like that... with all those weird mouths and such." Evileye said recounting her sights after she had dealt with the Demihumans.
"So this caster... what was his name?" Garagan asked looking at Evileye. All the human members of The Blue Roses were also getting heavily drunk. The two ninja twin Tia and Tina had seen the whole thing and chosen not to talk about it, they just drank in silence as Evileye went on about her experience.
"Queen Calca said his name was Momonga, kind of weird... he has a similar name to Sir Momon, but as one is a caster and the other a warrior..."
"I bet they know each other... they both seem to like helping people, I bet they are trying to help all of the use... I mean, if I had to guess." Lakyus said looking at her empty mug of ale.
"You really think that?"
"Sure... the time I spent in that... weird world... was terrible. It seemed like everyone there was living their ideal life... but only I could see that things were not right..."
"Why is that you think?"
"Maybe because of my mental training... I never speak of this much... but my blade is terribly powerful, and I must always keep it's power in check... I assume this mental training is what allowed me to see the prison for what it was." Lakyus said bragging as she ordered another drink.
"I hope Sir Momon is okay... I heard after the battle with Airxeen he was so hurt that his fellow team members had to help him off the battleground." Evileyes said too loud.
"Lakyus moved her head close to Evileye,"
"You really like him huh?"
"I mean... what woman wouldn't?" Evileye asked before she realized what a stupid question that was.
"I... I mean... I'm sorry Lakyus, I didn't mean..." Evileye tried to back peddle as she was reminded of her bosses preference in partners, and it was not male. Lakyus laughed and wove her hand like it was no big deal. She looked briefly at Tina who looked away, Tia knew those two had a bit of history.
"It's fine... honestly I always wondered what side you played for E.E. Guess I know I don't have a chance now," Lakyus said as a maid brought her a full mug of ale. She winked at the girl as the alcohol was making her face red and her inhibitions low. It was a well-kept secret that the Leader of the Blue Roses preferred to bed women, even if she never gave in to the urge, at least not sober.
"Maybe that's why you were unaffected by the spell boss... I wasn't there." Tina said, mostly as a joke but Lakyus looked at her former girlfriend and smiled.
"Honestly Tina... wished all of you were there to help me... I felt alone," Lakyus said stretching her head onto the table and letting out a loud sob.
"You've had too much to drink... let me take you to your room." Evileye said looking at her boss who was close to passing out.
"Yeah yeah FINE! Show me the way oh, person who can't get drunk!" Lakyus said poking Evileyes head from the back as she let her strong friend help her up.
"You have her, yeah?" Garagan asked, she was looking over the room for any young boys who looked like they might be virgins.
"Yeah, I'll get her safe to her room,"
"Oh safe huh? I didn't know I was under such dangers that I needed Evileye of the Blue Roses to protect me from!" Lakyus said laughing in jest as she was carried, arm over shoulder to her room. Evileye plopped Lakyus onto her bed and shook her head at her drink boss.
"Help me undress... I need... help..." Lakyus said as she tried to remove her armor in a poor manner.
"Really? I know what you're up to Lakyus... you always get like this when you drink," Evileye said turning to leave.
"Like what? May I remind you I am a noblewoman! So, I would never try such lewd thing with you... even if you look so cute right now!" Evileye rolled her eyes.
"I still have my mask on... how could..." but Lakyus reached up and took off her mask, before she knew what was happening the smell and taste of alcohol overtook her senses as Lakyus was pressing her mouth to Evileyes in a drunk attempt at a passionate kiss. Evileye pushed her away blushing, her boss had never been this aggressive before!
"Please L...Lady Lakyus!" Evileye tried to calm her down but Lakysu's had already stripped herself to her underwear in a clumsy way.
"All I want is someone to love me!" Lakyus cried and let go of her drunk tears. Evileye knew this part was coming, after Lakus failed to get laid she'd become whiney... why do I have to deal with her when she's like this?
"Yes, yes, it's all we want... now get some sleep!" Evileye said wrapping her nude friend up in a blanket. She poured a glass of water for Lakyus as her boss passed out and was already snoring loudly.
"You get her to bed alright?" Tina asked, Evileye just nodded and sat back down at the table. She was looking at a group of workers across the way.
"This is why I don't like taking jobs in the Empire, you run into groups like those clowns over there." Garagan said also looking at the worker group.
"Comes with the territory... " Tia said as she took a sip of her wine.
"Okay, so at least Lakyus told us what the job is before... all that," Garagan said laughing.
"So those... that's The Blue Roses, right?" Arche asked. looking at the impressive women who were eyeing their own group from across the bar.
"They probably disapprove sharing bar with workers," Hekkeran said toasting the Adamntite rank Adventure team. They just looked away as their staring had been noticed.
"Don't start anything, we're here to gather intel on new jobs, not fight with people we have no chance of beating," Roberdyke said, a cleric with a well-trimmed beard and classic cleric vestments, but under that was chain mail. Imina just drank her ale in silence but with an annoyed look about her.
"I'm sure we're in no danger of getting in a bar fight with them... I've heard they are a cut above most adventures after all," Ninya said looking at the new enchanted scarf she had just bought herself.
"You never know with this one around!" Hekkeran said shoulder nudging the half elf next to him, this made her spill some of the drink and she glared angerly, more about the loss of alcohol than the jab he'd taken at her.
"So this place... what were the details?" Roberdyke asked Hekkeran.
"None were given, they said the job was still a long way off... I just got wind of it recently but we will need to fill the time till this "secret mission" reveals itself... I figured we could hit the Katze Plain again till we hear something more solid than just weird rumors." He casually said.
"By the way Ninya, why did you get that scarf? I thought that hat was a better fit for you," Arche said looking at Ninya's new scarf.
"Well you were looking at that hat, so I figured you would be buying it... why didn't you?"
"Um well, just saving for something better I suppose... anyway," Arche was desperate to change to subject. The Blue Roses all got up and went to their rooms, all but Evileye who walked over to Foresights table.
"Sorry for my partner's behavior, next rounds on me," Evileye said, flipping a silver onto their table and leading the bar. The members of Foresight just looked at one another and shrugged. She walked outside, the night air would help her clear her head... she'd been through an awful battle and her friend had died in the assault. But it had been worth it in the end.
Evileye looked around, there were actually a lot of Workers in town, why this was not at all odd... the fact that they all were whispering of the same mysterious job. It made her wonder why no proper requests came in from the adventures guild about this "mysterious job". She could think of some reasons, none of which were legal.
"Out of the way!' A man said and bumped her, but he wasn't able to move her so knocked himself off balance. He wore nice looking black leather armor with white clothes and had a weird curved blade. His blonde hair was tied back in a ponytail. He ignored the fact that he'd lost the body check, and ignored Evileye completely, instead, yelling at three women behind him. They were dressed in rags, they were elf slaves and had their ears cut. Evileye scowled at this man, she could guess how he 'used' those elf slaves of his... disgusting.
It wasn't just the high amount of workers, but it was the fact that the "well known" worker groups were also all gathered. meaning there must be seriouse coin in it. On a whim, Evileye decided to follow this arrogant swordsman. He was rude and brash but his gear was pretty good. The three elves he kept in tow looked almost homeless. The elf with bluish hair was falling behind as she was walking slowly.
"Nissa! Hurry up you worthless cunt!" She let out a yelp of fear and increased her walking pace even as doing so was causing her pain.
"You're going to get all in trouble!" The blond elf said to the elf named Nissa.
"Sorry... my mana is still..." Nissa whimpered, she was sweating, in need of rest, instead, all three were forced to carry around luggage. The three slaves kept up with their owner until reaching an inn and entering.
"Ugh... nothing else i do for them..." Evileye said shaking her head and going back to her night walk through the Empire city, as this was her nightly routine when her human friends were sleeping.
But as Evileye tried to kill time, Pandora's Actor and Shizu were beginning their date in a place made special for them in Nazarick.
They were in a blue-lit room in a bar with a bartender with a head much like a fungus or something. Pandora's Actor sat at a table a bit nervous. Across from his was Shizu Delta. She sat with a blank look on her face, waiting patiently.
"Pandora's Actor, why did you request this date? You must know I am not compatible with biological species." She plainly said.
"Ja, das ist exactly why Ich wished to have diese date with sie. You see with Albedo pregnant with our Lords child. Ich believe Ich am on schedule to have a little brother of sorts. As such, in das future ich might be called upon to answer how to go on a date... so ich figured ich would practice with you." Pandora's Actor explained. Shizu nodded once.
"That is not a bad idea... however would it not be the father's job to inform his son of such things?' Shizu asked looking bored. Pandora's Actor looked caught, he hadn't really thought of that.
"But it is still a good idea to be prepared nonetheless." Shizu nodded.
"I have many 'dating protocols' in my memory. They range from "First Date" to "One Night Stand" She explained.
"Ich see... then care to share "zuerst date" with mir?" Pandora's Actor asked and Shizu seemed to be accessing her memory files.
"Well, the first date is usually two people getting to know one another. there is said to be a lack of pressure in the atmosphere for some reason when on a first date."
"Es can affect das pressure?" He had never heard of this. but Shizu was not one to joke or lie, so it must be true.
"The scenario for the first date would be held in public and may or not end with a kiss." She finished.
"Wait? What affects die chance of a kiss?" He was confused as to why it was 50%.
"Many parameters come into calculations. But it seems it has a lot to do if the woman is properly fed.
"So ist es die male's job to feed her? How, like von hand?" Now he was getting good information he could pass down.
"It seems that is one way, possibly fruit is best when doing this." She told the vault guardian.
"Ich see... so what ist mit "one night stand" then?" Again Shizu accessed her memory and information banks.
"This is when sexual reproduction is achieved by the male through luck or fate." Now he was confused again. The "luck skill" came into effect? So a crit build would do better on a "one night stand" then? It was a good idea he chose to prepare like this, he was learning so much.
"Ich bin shocked to learn ich vas so ignorant of this... danke Shizu!" Pandora's Actor said standing and bowing. She just nodded once.
"Is there anything else you would like to know?"
"Well, now Si es mention it... Ich don't exactly know how to perform this "sexual reproduction" das ich know it involves a male und female." Shizu again only nodded once.
"Correct... error... actual way to perform sexual reproduction locked. Sorry, I cannot elaborate further on this subject." He nodded, it was known to be a well-kept secret by adults from children.
"Well then, no further questions Shizu, again danke für die information." Pandora's Actor stood up and politely bowed. Shizu just returned to her station, awaiting her next duty. (Sorry German-speaking readers!)
"Who is this Ninya?" Shallyear asked a bit annoyed to hear this girls name for the first time.
"Uh, some girl I met before..." He stopped, Shallyear wondered why.
"Before? Before what?" He was hesitating but she held her ground.
"When you... were controlled and..." She felt like someone had stabbed a wooden stake into her heart. "when you killed me" is what he going to say. Shalltear had been feeling worse and worse about it... she had used Clementine as a distraction to avoid thinking about that she had killed her... her creator.
"I see... so you were so disgusted with me, that you bed a human?" She asked trembling and tears forming to her eyes. He stepped forward and opened his arms as to hug her but she took a step back, not because she didn't want his embrace. She did not deserve it.
"You are right Lord Peroroncino... I have no right to voice any kind of displeasure... please forgive your stupid NPC." She bowed in shame and self-loathing. She expected a harsh rebuke, but instead, he just put his hand on her head.
"You uh, saved my life against that dragon too let's not forget... if you did get a bit crazy after," he laughed, trying to show her he did not hold her responsible.
"I still deserve punishment..."
"Oh?"
"Um, REAL punishment, something I honestly would not like!" She begged. He tapped his lower beak thinking.
"Something... you would... hate..." he was really thinkign for a while, he must be thinking up something dreadful for her! Damnit that was turning her on... even if he said "no sex for x amount of time" she would love that sexual pressure for that time... nothing he could say would be bad for her...
"Aura's slave for a week..." He said snapping his fingers. Her eyes opened as her jaw opened.
"Shrimps slave? But... but..." He waited for her response but this what she asked for. Shalltear let out a loud sigh and hung her head as she teleported to the sixth floor to server her sentence. Aura was in the process of training her new frost dragon.
"Alright Hejinmalm, I wanna see you do 1,000 tail whips!" Aura said as she clapped her hands over and over. Aura then looked at Shalltear who suddenly appeared with her Ring of Ainz Ooal Gown, that her Lord had given her.
"What do you want?" Aura asked, already becoming annoyed. mShalltear just stood up straight and announced her services as professionally as she could.
"As punishment for my egregious actions... Lord Peroroncino has ordered me as your personal slave for the next week." She said loudly. Aura furrowed her brow a tad then smiled wickedly as she realized what she had.
"I see... so you have to ANYTHING I say for the next week? No matter what huh?" Aura said giggling with deviousness. Shalltear suddenly realized this could be a very bad idea.
"Well, it seems I have a new 'magical beast' for the next week then!" Aura said clapping loudly and jumping up and down in exaggerated excitement.
"Huh?" Shalltear was confused about what her orders were exactly. Suddenly Aura was sitting in her shoulders and smacking her in the ass with a riding crop, the way you would a horse to make it gallop faster. The leather strap made a loud crack aginst Shalltears butt cheeks.
"Okay! Idiot Shalltear! Let's see how fast my new beast is!" Aura cried as she dug her heels into Shalltears hips, also like a horse, the sudden pain and shock of getting kicked made her obey and Shalltear ran with Aura sitting on her back, teaching her how to ride properly.
"Maybe we ought to get a bit made up for you for this!" Aura cried out in laughter as she smacked Shalltears ass over and over again with her riding crop and digging her heels into her hips to make her achieve her max running speed.
Humiliation... physical punishment... degradation... and even getting ridden... Shalltear failed to see this as a true punishment... even if it was the stupid shrimp. So she ran as fast as she could as Aura laughed at the blazing speed her new True vampire mount could reach.
"Just a week of this huh?" Shalltear thought as her eye's rolled up in her head at the treatment she was under.
"Faster you bitch!" Aura yelled kicking and whipping Shalltear more, her rider had no idea but she had just made Shalltear climax with that last remark.
"Hey! Why are you slowing down?" She demanded as her mount began to shake a bit.
"S...Sorry Mistress Aura!" Shalltear yelled panting hard and breathing heavy. I must be wearing her out. That's odd she should have infinite stamina... Aura thought to herself but had no idea what she was doing to her best friend.
Back on the ninth level of Nazarick Solution was getting ready for her reward. To be able to provide pleasure to two supreme beings at once was all she could ask for. Of course, she would be honored to be the wife of her Lord Momonga, but only if he asked her, not as "a reward". That seemed dishonest to her.
However, getting to lay with them at the same time... she had a special skill that only Shalltear and herself knew about. She offered to satisfy Sahlltear's sexual needs within her slime body when she was making a scene in front of everyone on the day Momonga and Peroroncino summoned the NPCs for the first time.
As Solutions body was just slime in the form of a woman, she technically had no "sexual organs" nor could she receive outright 'physical stimulation' in the form of sex. She could receive mental stimulation from the knowledge of someone suffering in her body, but that was... different. yet, she could make and secrete an aphrodisiac so powerful that she made Shalltear pass out from climaxing in just 30 seconds. She wanted to see her Lords faces as she made them feel the best sexual climax possible. And if she could... hold her Lords seed within her.. that would also be a reward for her! She knocked on the door and was told to enter.
"Hey Solution!" lord Peroroncino said waving to her in his Dark Elf form.
"Uh... W, welcome." Lord Momonga said, also as a Dark Elf. Solution was aware why they chose that form, as she was hoping they would, she would be able to receive much 'reward' form them as Dark Elves. she smiled at the difference in attitude. Lord Peroroncino was already rock hard and ready while Lord Momonga seemed almost nervous, she could swear he was sweating. Solution just stood between them making her clothes drop and standing before them naked.
Both of their eyes bulged at the sight of her perfect body. She noticed Lord Momogas's sand offish nature. She sampled as she got onto her knees and took Momonga's member in her right hand, he became stiff immediately to her touch. At the same time, she wrapped her left hand around Peroroncino's penis. they both let out moans and she turned her hands into slime to completely envelop them.
"Just relax my Lords... allow me to show you my special talent." Solution said as she released the chemical onto their skin that had an immediate effect! Both her Lords threw their heads back and screamed in mind-blowing pleasure as she dosed them with her personal love drug. she held nothing back, hitting them both with the most concentrated solution she had, and before long they were both ejaculating into her slime body, she absorbed both their loads and stored it away in her, deep down. TO enjoy on her own time.
"Let's get more from you two!" She moaned as they couldn't move from the muscle gripping experience they were feeling. Not only was she stimulating their nervous system but she was crushing their dicks with such force, it would have caused damage to lower leveled men. Neither could do more than shake and convulse as she milked them a second time. Their screams were almost painful sounding but she knew that was just because they were passing out. They gave her another helping of their seed that she collected with a smile.
"I hear my job isn't done just yet..." she purred as she blasted them with another dose of her drug and more dick crushing pressure. It seemed like her Lord Momonga was trying to say something but he just came a third time and made the cutest face she'd seen. She looked at her Lord Peroroncino who was laid out on his pack heaving and panting heavily. his eyes were rolled up to the top of his head and his tongue was hanging out of his mouth. lord Momga was making the same lewd face as he also came into her body.
"So... much from both of you!" She was filled with her Lord's seed and she would enjoy is very, very slowly over the next few days. She removed her hands from her near unconscious Lords who were making perfect ahegao faces for her.
"Give me some "V for victory" signs my Lords!" She said holding up their heads by their hair as they swam in their pleasure drug euphoria still. Both of her supreme beings were reduced to her man sluts as they gave her the hand sighs she wanted, it was okay neither would remember this part... she pulled out a data crystal and recorded the image of her Lords reduced to this state by her touch alone. With a more than satisfied smile, she dressed in her maid's outfit and left the room as if nothing had happened.
When Suzuki and Jin came back, they both agreed, that there was no better feeling than what they had experienced... and swore never to tell another person about this night, especially their respective women.